NationStates Jolt Archive

This unholy union should never have taken place to begin with," comments Freddy Bush, an angry farmer. "The Dog was never meant to mate with a dog! They eat my crops, they attack my livestock and they're breeding so quickly they're swamping the environment! We can't make a living like this! You've got to give us the funds and manpower to shoot anything that comes within a mile of our property and put an end to these freaks of nature! We must wipe these creatures out now or before you know it all we'll be eating is fish."



"We can't just destroy these creatures!" exclaimed Clint Longbottom, owner of Humpty-Dumpty's biggest safari park. "They may look ugly to you, but I think they're just beautiful. We need to study them and understand them; think of what we could learn! These wonderful beasts may be a little harmful to the environment, but think of the people who will flock to see them! It would be an educational experience! Think of the money!"



"We could always just kill off all the dogs," Hack Licorish of the "Keep The Species Pure" foundation whispers to you in a conversation. "The Dog is one of the many things our country is famous for; any perversion of its image reflects upon us all! We can't have their image spoilt by these ugly abominations! Just get the police to go around and kill them all and we can rest easy knowing our countryside is safe!

I saw this issue when my national animal was the humpty, so I chanded it to dog, just for a laugh 8)

Why is this funny?

Why is this funny?

Because its your national animal and a Dog, so by making his national animal a dog, the issue says ""The Dog was never meant to mate with a dog! "

Which it, of course, is....

So mildly humourus.

Mildly

I thought this issue was invalid for anyone who had a dog as their national animal...

It would still allow for fish-dogs, or Alsatian-dogs, though.