NationStates Jolt Archive


Humorous issue

21-05-2004, 16:43
Well, it just is!

The Issue


Angry farmers have taken to the streets demanding the government to act after reported sightings of strange dog-like dogs eating all the crops in fields.


The Debate

"This unholy union should never have taken place to begin with," comments Buy Nagasawa, an angry farmer. "The dog was never meant to mate with a dog! They eat my crops, they attack my livestock and they're breeding so quickly they're swamping the environment! We can't make a living like this! You've got to give us the funds and manpower to shoot anything that comes within a mile of our property and put an end to these freaks of nature! We must wipe these creatures out now or before you know it all we'll be eating is fish."
[Accept]


"We can't just destroy these creatures!" exclaimed Hope O'Bannon, owner of Cydius's biggest safari park. "They may look ugly to you, but I think they're just beautiful. We need to study them and understand them; think of what we could learn! These wonderful beasts may be a little harmful to the environment, but think of the people who will flock to see them! It would be an educational experience! Think of the money!"
[Accept]


"We could always just kill off all the dogs," Clint Barry of the "Keep The Species Pure" foundation whispers to you in a conversation. "The dog is one of the many things our country is famous for; any perversion of its image reflects upon us all! We can't have their image spoilt by these ugly abominations! Just get the police to go around and kill them all and we can rest easy knowing our countryside is safe!
[Accept]


The Government Position


The government has yet to formalize a position on this issue.

If you wish, you may simply dismiss this issue.
Sirocco
21-05-2004, 17:28
Strange. The issue's supposed to be invalid for anyone with the dog as their national animal.
Ballotonia
23-05-2004, 16:05
Strange. The issue's supposed to be invalid for anyone with the dog as their national animal.

Perhaps Cydius changed national animal to "dog" after receiving the issue?

Ballotonia