Kurai Nami
19-05-2004, 23:24
Thanks The Protected Enclave of The Class A Cows, this issue had me laughing. Cause of my Nations animal :lol:
When Echidnas attack!
The Issue
After several reports of pet Echidnas violently attacking, injuring, and even killing citizens, there has been growing pressure from public safety activists for the government to take action.
The Debate
"These creatures are a danger to the public and must be destroyed!" says Bianca du Pont, representative of the Public Institution for Social Safety, Equality, and Direction. "I was attacked by one just on the way here and I nearly lost my life! They're a public menace. We must shoot and burn them!"
[Accept]
"Why punish the poor things?" asks animal-lover Violet Falopian, covered in scars from previous encounters with Echidnas. "All they need is good hands to care and rehabilitate them. We need a government education programme to tame them and turn them into loveable pets. The one I'm holding right now shows that it can be done. They are all good, kind creatures deep d- argh!"
[Accept]
When Echidnas attack!
The Issue
After several reports of pet Echidnas violently attacking, injuring, and even killing citizens, there has been growing pressure from public safety activists for the government to take action.
The Debate
"These creatures are a danger to the public and must be destroyed!" says Bianca du Pont, representative of the Public Institution for Social Safety, Equality, and Direction. "I was attacked by one just on the way here and I nearly lost my life! They're a public menace. We must shoot and burn them!"
[Accept]
"Why punish the poor things?" asks animal-lover Violet Falopian, covered in scars from previous encounters with Echidnas. "All they need is good hands to care and rehabilitate them. We need a government education programme to tame them and turn them into loveable pets. The one I'm holding right now shows that it can be done. They are all good, kind creatures deep d- argh!"
[Accept]