Roycelandia
09-05-2004, 14:56
I've submitted a few issues before, most of which I considered well written and quirky- but thus far, none of them have been accepted.
So, I thought I'd post this issue here for some feedback before I submitted it. Any thoughts would be greatly appreciated.
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Title: Cartographic Catastrophe!
Description: Alarming reports from the Nation’s Schools indicate that high numbers of students are almost totally incapable of locating another country on a map of the world.
Validity: Valid for all nations
[option]“This is totally unacceptable! We share this world with a wide and colourful variety of Nations, and we have to recognise that. Our kids cannot grow up ignorant of the outside world!” exclaims @@RANDOMNAME@@, Chairperson of the @@NATION@@ Teachers’ Union. “The only way to correct this is to increase funding to all our Educational Institutions. Where else are tomorrow’s diplomats coming from?”
[effect]Geography Teachers are commonly seen driving luxury sedans
[stats]education increases, political freedom increases, taxes increase slightly
[option]“Other Countries? What Other Countries?” asks @@RANDOMNAME@@ from the Isolationist League of @@NATION@@. “If we start telling our kids there are other Nations out there, they might start making comparisons and asking questions. We don’t want that, I assure you. I say we ban Maps of all kinds before they get us into any more trouble.”
[effect]Search parties are regularly organised to find lost motorists and hikers
[stats] political freedom decreases, economy decreases
[option] “The problem isn’t our teachers, it’s relevance” says @@RANDOMNAME@@, a local high school student. “Its not like we’re ever going to see these places or go there- everyone has to work so hard, they can’t get time for a holiday. Even if they could, they couldn’t afford to go. Someone in charge should do something about that.”
[effect]The Nation shuts down on Public Holidays whilst everyone holidays overseas
[stats]happiness increases, productivity decreases
So, I thought I'd post this issue here for some feedback before I submitted it. Any thoughts would be greatly appreciated.
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Title: Cartographic Catastrophe!
Description: Alarming reports from the Nation’s Schools indicate that high numbers of students are almost totally incapable of locating another country on a map of the world.
Validity: Valid for all nations
[option]“This is totally unacceptable! We share this world with a wide and colourful variety of Nations, and we have to recognise that. Our kids cannot grow up ignorant of the outside world!” exclaims @@RANDOMNAME@@, Chairperson of the @@NATION@@ Teachers’ Union. “The only way to correct this is to increase funding to all our Educational Institutions. Where else are tomorrow’s diplomats coming from?”
[effect]Geography Teachers are commonly seen driving luxury sedans
[stats]education increases, political freedom increases, taxes increase slightly
[option]“Other Countries? What Other Countries?” asks @@RANDOMNAME@@ from the Isolationist League of @@NATION@@. “If we start telling our kids there are other Nations out there, they might start making comparisons and asking questions. We don’t want that, I assure you. I say we ban Maps of all kinds before they get us into any more trouble.”
[effect]Search parties are regularly organised to find lost motorists and hikers
[stats] political freedom decreases, economy decreases
[option] “The problem isn’t our teachers, it’s relevance” says @@RANDOMNAME@@, a local high school student. “Its not like we’re ever going to see these places or go there- everyone has to work so hard, they can’t get time for a holiday. Even if they could, they couldn’t afford to go. Someone in charge should do something about that.”
[effect]The Nation shuts down on Public Holidays whilst everyone holidays overseas
[stats]happiness increases, productivity decreases