Morgain
06-05-2004, 11:30
OK, maybe I made an error (this is entirely possible, and is known to happen), and something else caused the change in my stats (if so, someone please tell me). However, should this not be the case, then whoever wrote this issue was smoking some *seriously* nice crack (and do please share):
#122: Pensioners In Protest [Emperor Matthuis; ed:Sirocco]
The Issue
Falling standards at @@NAME@@'s retirement homes have prompted OAPs to take to the streets and demand better treatment.
The Debate
1. "There needs to be more done for the elderly," says @@RANDOMNAME@@, a resident of 'This Old Man' retirement home. "We can't work to support ourselves anymore, and the pensions we get are measly. We need more benefits such as higher standards of living, free bus tickets, and a continuous supply of @@CURRENCY@@s. All it requires is a little more generosity on the part of the tax payers - after all, we fought the war for their sort."
2. "I'm not giving any of my hard-earned wages to a bunch of old fossils," says @@RANDOMNAME@@, a devout tax payer. "If they weren't smart enough to save enough money for their later years, then why should the government pay out for them now? They had their chance and they didn't take it. If they really want money so bad, they can go out and work for it like everyone else."
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K.... so I get this issue, and being that I don't believe in age discrimination, I decide to adopt position 2.
Now, this results in the old people not receiving money from the government. Suddenly, my civil rights drop a level.
And I'm like WTF? (mate) (http://allthingsflash.com/endofworld.swf)
Now... maybe I missed a paragraph/page/chapter/book/course somewhere (and if I did, I apologize), but since when does someone's right to public money come as a result of their *civil* rights?
I mean, it ain't like we're discriminating against grampa over here, when grampa (same guy) was 20, we didn't give him any money either.
-Grampa can still say whatever he wants to whoever he wants, whenever he wants, as loud as he wants.
-Grampa can stick whatever part of his body he wants into another willing person's body, dressed up as whatever he wants to be (still).
-Grampa can marry paul, pauline, paulette, or a pomeranian.
-Grampa can read "How to BBQ your neighbor and get away with it".
-Grampa will not be arrested without due process (not like there's much for him to get arrested FOR).
-Grampa can drink/eat/smoke whatever he wants, in whatever quantities he wants, wherever he wants.
-Grampa can wear (or not wear) whatever clothes he wants, wherever he wants.
-Grampa can worship who, or whatever he wants to worship.
How the heck am I denying grampa civil rights cause I won't send him a check? Even IF I am denying grampa civil rights, aren't I granting civil rights to everyone else who doesn't have to pay for grampas check, thereby increasing my civil rights, since grampa is only a fraction of my population?
OK, so seriously, what sorta crack was someone smokin' over here? And whatever it is, why didn't you share?
-Morgan
#122: Pensioners In Protest [Emperor Matthuis; ed:Sirocco]
The Issue
Falling standards at @@NAME@@'s retirement homes have prompted OAPs to take to the streets and demand better treatment.
The Debate
1. "There needs to be more done for the elderly," says @@RANDOMNAME@@, a resident of 'This Old Man' retirement home. "We can't work to support ourselves anymore, and the pensions we get are measly. We need more benefits such as higher standards of living, free bus tickets, and a continuous supply of @@CURRENCY@@s. All it requires is a little more generosity on the part of the tax payers - after all, we fought the war for their sort."
2. "I'm not giving any of my hard-earned wages to a bunch of old fossils," says @@RANDOMNAME@@, a devout tax payer. "If they weren't smart enough to save enough money for their later years, then why should the government pay out for them now? They had their chance and they didn't take it. If they really want money so bad, they can go out and work for it like everyone else."
*****************************
K.... so I get this issue, and being that I don't believe in age discrimination, I decide to adopt position 2.
Now, this results in the old people not receiving money from the government. Suddenly, my civil rights drop a level.
And I'm like WTF? (mate) (http://allthingsflash.com/endofworld.swf)
Now... maybe I missed a paragraph/page/chapter/book/course somewhere (and if I did, I apologize), but since when does someone's right to public money come as a result of their *civil* rights?
I mean, it ain't like we're discriminating against grampa over here, when grampa (same guy) was 20, we didn't give him any money either.
-Grampa can still say whatever he wants to whoever he wants, whenever he wants, as loud as he wants.
-Grampa can stick whatever part of his body he wants into another willing person's body, dressed up as whatever he wants to be (still).
-Grampa can marry paul, pauline, paulette, or a pomeranian.
-Grampa can read "How to BBQ your neighbor and get away with it".
-Grampa will not be arrested without due process (not like there's much for him to get arrested FOR).
-Grampa can drink/eat/smoke whatever he wants, in whatever quantities he wants, wherever he wants.
-Grampa can wear (or not wear) whatever clothes he wants, wherever he wants.
-Grampa can worship who, or whatever he wants to worship.
How the heck am I denying grampa civil rights cause I won't send him a check? Even IF I am denying grampa civil rights, aren't I granting civil rights to everyone else who doesn't have to pay for grampas check, thereby increasing my civil rights, since grampa is only a fraction of my population?
OK, so seriously, what sorta crack was someone smokin' over here? And whatever it is, why didn't you share?
-Morgan