The Basenji
15-04-2004, 19:14
Happy Hypno-toads are Here!
The popular imported toy known as 'Happy Hypno-Toads' have hit the stores of @@NAME@@, only for your citizens to make a stunning (and hypnotic) discovery about the toy.
Valid for all nations
[option]"These toys are brainwashing my kids and students to buy...buy...BUY from the foreign markets," voices a teacher, parent, and local nutcase Max Barry, while applying another layer of tinfoil onto his head. "Why just the other day, I caught my younger son trying to buy stock bonds from a foreign industry toy bussiness! Abolish these brain-frying toys and make this nation a better place! Won't someone think of the children!?!"
[effect]Police teams have been ordered to 'shoot-on-sight' on a popular Childs toy
[stats]Foreign industry drops,
[option]"Hey now...wait just a @@CURRENCY@@ stealing minute here," says Head-of-Industry speaker @@RANDOMNAME@@ while playing with a 'Happy Hypno-Toad'. "Maybe this isn't such a bad idea for @@NAME@@ to do! I say we release our own line of cute fuzzy toys that tell kids how wonderful OUR economy is! I can smell the @@CURRENCY@@ pouring in now..."
[effect]The Government regularly brainwashes the citizens into buying their products
[stats]Government corruptness rises a lot, economy rises
[option]7 year old swirled eyed citizen @@RANDOMNAME@@ speaks up in a monotone voice, while playing with the toy. "The Happy Hypno-Toads should be sold in every store...every store in the nation. Think of how happy the foreign market...I mean us kids will be when we see them on the shelves. They are so cute and so cuddly. I should think we should make a whole business of these toys. Now if you excuse me...I need to check my stocks..."
[effect]5 year olds can be seen crawling off to purchase foreign product stocks and merchandise.
[stats]Foreign industry rises,
I need some help with what other stats I should add. Anyone care to help me? :)
~Bas
The popular imported toy known as 'Happy Hypno-Toads' have hit the stores of @@NAME@@, only for your citizens to make a stunning (and hypnotic) discovery about the toy.
Valid for all nations
[option]"These toys are brainwashing my kids and students to buy...buy...BUY from the foreign markets," voices a teacher, parent, and local nutcase Max Barry, while applying another layer of tinfoil onto his head. "Why just the other day, I caught my younger son trying to buy stock bonds from a foreign industry toy bussiness! Abolish these brain-frying toys and make this nation a better place! Won't someone think of the children!?!"
[effect]Police teams have been ordered to 'shoot-on-sight' on a popular Childs toy
[stats]Foreign industry drops,
[option]"Hey now...wait just a @@CURRENCY@@ stealing minute here," says Head-of-Industry speaker @@RANDOMNAME@@ while playing with a 'Happy Hypno-Toad'. "Maybe this isn't such a bad idea for @@NAME@@ to do! I say we release our own line of cute fuzzy toys that tell kids how wonderful OUR economy is! I can smell the @@CURRENCY@@ pouring in now..."
[effect]The Government regularly brainwashes the citizens into buying their products
[stats]Government corruptness rises a lot, economy rises
[option]7 year old swirled eyed citizen @@RANDOMNAME@@ speaks up in a monotone voice, while playing with the toy. "The Happy Hypno-Toads should be sold in every store...every store in the nation. Think of how happy the foreign market...I mean us kids will be when we see them on the shelves. They are so cute and so cuddly. I should think we should make a whole business of these toys. Now if you excuse me...I need to check my stocks..."
[effect]5 year olds can be seen crawling off to purchase foreign product stocks and merchandise.
[stats]Foreign industry rises,
I need some help with what other stats I should add. Anyone care to help me? :)
~Bas