10-03-2004, 05:14
Recently, bands of wealthy teenagers have taken to the streets at night with silenced hunting rifles, murdering homeless people for sport. Police are having difficulty preventing the crimes because the victims have no reliable address and the youth perform the killings in drive-by's.
Validity: Nations with a fair criminal element.
Options:
[option]"Outrageous!" cries welfare pro-activist @@RANDOMNAME@@. "There must be a solid, government-funded program to protect our homeless from this sort of... of... oh it's so infuriating I don't know what to call it! Let's make compunds with beds, basic working training, food and exercise facilities. We'll have police patrol the area. We'll increase welfare and put a stop to this... this..."
[effect]the homeless are centered in protected compounds rich with beneficial facilities
[stats]tax increases, welfare increases
[option]@@RANDOMNAME@@, author of the anti-liberal book 'Deal With It' says, "This is great. People are upset because rich drunken teens are trying to impress each other by going out slaughtering the homeless with fancy rifles at night? I'm sorry, I fail to see why they're upset. The kids aren't holding up liquor stores and they're lowering the homeless population. I say legalize the homicide of the unemployed. Heartless, maybe, but think of the advantages!"
[effect]homelessness has been virtually eliminated since homicide towards homeless persons was legalized
[stats]citizen apathy way up, welfare quality way up
[option]"What I think's heartless," says @@RANDOMNAME@@, celebrated paint ball champ and war-game enthusiast, "Is letting these poor people continue to live. They're suffering, and, uh... need mercy killing! Yeah. And suicidal people do, too. And illegal immigrants!" He pauses to wipe some drool from the corner of his mouth. "Uh, where was I? Zone off areas for these joyslayings, and keep them well-regulated. Charge admission. We'll reduce welfare and crime in one well-aimed shot!"
[effects]the homeless, suicidal and illegal immigrants have been rounded up in special parks to be hunted for sport
[stats]citizen apathy greatly up, welfare quality up a bit, crime down a bit, economy up a bit (it should end up balanced between the pro's and con's)
Validity: Nations with a fair criminal element.
Options:
[option]"Outrageous!" cries welfare pro-activist @@RANDOMNAME@@. "There must be a solid, government-funded program to protect our homeless from this sort of... of... oh it's so infuriating I don't know what to call it! Let's make compunds with beds, basic working training, food and exercise facilities. We'll have police patrol the area. We'll increase welfare and put a stop to this... this..."
[effect]the homeless are centered in protected compounds rich with beneficial facilities
[stats]tax increases, welfare increases
[option]@@RANDOMNAME@@, author of the anti-liberal book 'Deal With It' says, "This is great. People are upset because rich drunken teens are trying to impress each other by going out slaughtering the homeless with fancy rifles at night? I'm sorry, I fail to see why they're upset. The kids aren't holding up liquor stores and they're lowering the homeless population. I say legalize the homicide of the unemployed. Heartless, maybe, but think of the advantages!"
[effect]homelessness has been virtually eliminated since homicide towards homeless persons was legalized
[stats]citizen apathy way up, welfare quality way up
[option]"What I think's heartless," says @@RANDOMNAME@@, celebrated paint ball champ and war-game enthusiast, "Is letting these poor people continue to live. They're suffering, and, uh... need mercy killing! Yeah. And suicidal people do, too. And illegal immigrants!" He pauses to wipe some drool from the corner of his mouth. "Uh, where was I? Zone off areas for these joyslayings, and keep them well-regulated. Charge admission. We'll reduce welfare and crime in one well-aimed shot!"
[effects]the homeless, suicidal and illegal immigrants have been rounded up in special parks to be hunted for sport
[stats]citizen apathy greatly up, welfare quality up a bit, crime down a bit, economy up a bit (it should end up balanced between the pro's and con's)