NationStates Jolt Archive

Hopefully, it isnt too controversial... still need to modify it. Need a name too.

'Religious Revelations' Rock @@NAME@@
Claiming to have had a vision of the Virgin Mary while sniffing opium, former asylum patient and respected @@NAME@@ City Church parishioner, @@RANDOMNAME@@, has told local authorities that Our Lady has commanded that every @@ANIMAL@@ in @@NAME@@ be burned to appease God and prevent the Apocalypse.

[option]"This is an obvious sign that God is really angry with us!" says Fringe Group Leader @@RANDOMNAME@@. "We must do as Our Lady has commanded us to do -- burn every @@ANIMAL@@, never mind that they're a protected species!"
[effects]the @@ANIMAL@@ is nearly extinct due to overzealous sacrificial practices
[stats]environment goes down, national animal population drops dramatically, devoutness increases

[option]"This is preposterous!" exclaims Dr. @@RANDOMNAME@@ of Unfaithful Studies. "These bible-thumpers have gone too far this time; the only solution is to purge @@NAME@@ from religion once and for all! Burn every Bible and outlaw religion! HAHAHAHAHA!!"
[effects]Bible-burnings are a common sight
[stats]civil rights decrease, devoutness decreases, intelligence increases, happiness decreases

[option]"This man was obviously possessed by Satan," advises local pastor @@RANDOMNAME@@. "This could be a sign that Satan himself could be trying to corrupt our God-fearing people. Government-funded exorcisms should do the trick to stop him dead in his tracks."
[effects]the government funds acts of exorcism
[stats]size of government increases, devoutness increases, taxes increase slightly, religion and spirituality increases

I would dismiss your issue. You need to add another option.

I wouldn't suggest adding another option. I think you should balance the effects a little better. For example, I think the second option should increase intelligence/science.

Edited.......

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'Religious Revelations' Rock @@NAME@@
Claiming to have had a vision of the Virgin Mary while sniffing opium, former asylum patient and respected @@NAME@@ City Church parishioner, @@RANDOMNAME@@, has told local authorities that Our Lady has commanded that every @@ANIMAL@@ in @@NAME@@ be burned to appease God and prevent the Apocalypse.

[option]"This is an obvious sign that God is really angry with us!" says Fringe Group Leader @@RANDOMNAME@@. "We must do as Our Lady has commanded us to do -- burn every @@ANIMAL@@, never mind that they're a protected species!"
[effects]the @@ANIMAL@@ is nearly extinct due to overzealous sacrificial practices
[stats]environment goes down, national animal population drops dramatically, devoutness increases

[option]"This is preposterous!" exclaims Dr. @@RANDOMNAME@@ of Unfaithful Studies. "These bible-thumpers have gone too far this time; the only solution is to purge @@NAME@@ from religion once and for all! Burn every Bible and outlaw religion! HAHAHAHAHA!!"
[effects]Bible-burnings are a common sight
[stats]civil rights decrease, devoutness decreases, intelligence increases, happiness decreases

[option]"This man was obviously possessed by Satan," says local pastor @@RANDOMNAME@@. "This could be a sign that Satan himself could be trying to corrupt our God-fearing people. Government-funded exorcisms should do the trick to stop him dead in his tracks."
[effects]the government funds acts of exorcism
[stats]size of government increases, devoutness increases, taxes increase slightly, religion and spirituality increases

Corrected. What does everyone think?

Any other opinions?

Sounds great dude
8)
you should submit it now

I like 8) Submit it then :D

It's been submitted. *salutes issue*