New Issue: Heterosexual Marriage?
Etemananki
30-01-2004, 20:23
1. According to _________, "Heterosexual marriage is SICK and PERVERTED. Its a crime against God! I demand that it be outlawed, the Bible be forced reading for all!"
2. _________, your advisor, states, "Maybe we should just go ahead and legalize heterosexual marriage, I mean, what two people of different genders do in their free time is none of our business--right? Plus, it would help increase the population..."
3. Hetero-rights activist, _________, rallies, "We're here! We're straight! So get used to it!" Demanding the government fund programs to pay for heterosexual marriage ceremonies, as a form of apology for the many years they were discouraged.
New Genoa
30-01-2004, 21:55
uhh... I doubt any nations have outlawed heterosexual marriage to begin with. Plus, the Bible is strongly FOR heterosexual marriage... this would work better for homosexual marriage -- just change a few things you know.
ya homosexual marriage would make much more sense than that
Very amusing. The people of Merric express their pity to New Genea and the Eggman for failing to get it.
Perhaps we should also put up one of those questionaires that ask things like:
When did you know you were straight?
Do you think that maybe all you need is to meet the right member of the same sex?
Have you ever just tried _not_ being straight?
Emperor Matthuis
30-01-2004, 22:52
uhh... I doubt any nations have outlawed heterosexual marriage to begin with. Plus, the Bible is strongly FOR heterosexual marriage... this would work better for homosexual marriage -- just change a few things you know.
He has a point you know 8)
Emperor Matthuis
30-01-2004, 22:55
uhh... I doubt any nations have outlawed heterosexual marriage to begin with. Plus, the Bible is strongly FOR heterosexual marriage... this would work better for homosexual marriage -- just change a few things you know.
He has a point you know 8)
Emperor Matthuis
30-01-2004, 22:56
Emperor Matthuis
30-01-2004, 22:57
uhh... I doubt any nations have outlawed heterosexual marriage to begin with. Plus, the Bible is strongly FOR heterosexual marriage... this would work better for homosexual marriage -- just change a few things you know.
He has a point you know 8)
Emperor Matthuis
30-01-2004, 22:58
uhh... I doubt any nations have outlawed heterosexual marriage to begin with. Plus, the Bible is strongly FOR heterosexual marriage... this would work better for homosexual marriage -- just change a few things you know.
He has a point you know 8)
Emperor Matthuis
30-01-2004, 22:58
uhh... I doubt any nations have outlawed heterosexual marriage to begin with. Plus, the Bible is strongly FOR heterosexual marriage... this would work better for homosexual marriage -- just change a few things you know.
He has a point you know 8)
Emperor Matthuis
30-01-2004, 23:00
uhh... I doubt any nations have outlawed heterosexual marriage to begin with. Plus, the Bible is strongly FOR heterosexual marriage... this would work better for homosexual marriage -- just change a few things you know.
He has a point you know 8)
Emperor Matthuis
30-01-2004, 23:01
uhh... I doubt any nations have outlawed heterosexual marriage to begin with. Plus, the Bible is strongly FOR heterosexual marriage... this would work better for homosexual marriage -- just change a few things you know.
He has a point you know 8)
Emperor Matthuis
30-01-2004, 23:02
uhh... I doubt any nations have outlawed heterosexual marriage to begin with. Plus, the Bible is strongly FOR heterosexual marriage... this would work better for homosexual marriage -- just change a few things you know.
He has a point you know 8)
Emperor Matthuis
30-01-2004, 23:03
uhh... I doubt any nations have outlawed heterosexual marriage to begin with. Plus, the Bible is strongly FOR heterosexual marriage... this would work better for homosexual marriage -- just change a few things you know.
He has a point there you know :wink:
Diamonds In The Rough
30-01-2004, 23:07
Dunno what you're on,Etemananki, but I think you paid too much for it :wink:
Very amusing. The people of Merric express their pity to New Genea and the Eggman for failing to get it.
Perhaps we should also put up one of those questionaires that ask things like:
When did you know you were straight?
Do you think that maybe all you need is to meet the right member of the same sex?
Have you ever just tried _not_ being straight?
hahaha... the people of New Genoa and Eggmen should increase their spending on education, and maybe invest in the entertainment industry and art so that they can learn to appreciate diversity in art and comedy. It's really sad to see that you guys aren't getting it. :wink: