NationStates Jolt Archive


Animal Liberation Front Strikes Again!

The Black Emperor
24-01-2004, 18:46
I am curious as to whether or not the fourth option will help or hurt my economy? It seems like a lot of the ones that sound like they will help your economy actually hurt it eventually, etc.

The Issue

The increasingly militant Animal Liberation Front struck again last night, freeing dozens of chickens bound for delicious snack packs.

The Debate

1. "These nuts have got to be stopped," demands concerned consumer Roxanne Utopia. "They need to face the fact people want snack packs, no matter how many innocent chickens must be sacrificed. Besides, chickens would do the same to us if they had the chance."
[Accept]
2. "These Liberationists are highlighting an important issue," pleads Peggy Clinton. "Too often, animals are put through needless cruelty, just to make their flesh taste a little more deliciously succulent. I'm sure we could ban the more horrific abuses without putting too much of a dent in our national obesity figures. Couldn't we?"
[Accept]
3. "Animals have feelings too!" yelled protestor Thomas Mombota, before being set upon by hungry passers-by. "Free the animals! Ban meat-eating!"
[Accept]
4. Economist Buffy Jong-Il has an alternative. "You don't need to take away the people's right to choose. You just need to build the costs of animal suffering into the price. A tax on meat-eating, in proportion to the amount of cruelty involved, would do the trick. Plus think of the benefit for the national coffers! Of course, poor people wouldn't be able to afford meat, but that's just more incentive for them to get jobs."
[Accept]
Emperor Matthuis
24-01-2004, 22:15
I am curious as to whether or not the fourth option will help or hurt my economy? It seems like a lot of the ones that sound like they will help your economy actually hurt it eventually, etc.

The Issue

The increasingly militant Animal Liberation Front struck again last night, freeing dozens of chickens bound for delicious snack packs.

The Debate

1. "These nuts have got to be stopped," demands concerned consumer Roxanne Utopia. "They need to face the fact people want snack packs, no matter how many innocent chickens must be sacrificed. Besides, chickens would do the same to us if they had the chance."
[Accept]
2. "These Liberationists are highlighting an important issue," pleads Peggy Clinton. "Too often, animals are put through needless cruelty, just to make their flesh taste a little more deliciously succulent. I'm sure we could ban the more horrific abuses without putting too much of a dent in our national obesity figures. Couldn't we?"
[Accept]
3. "Animals have feelings too!" yelled protestor Thomas Mombota, before being set upon by hungry passers-by. "Free the animals! Ban meat-eating!"
[Accept]
4. Economist Buffy Jong-Il has an alternative. "You don't need to take away the people's right to choose. You just need to build the costs of animal suffering into the price. A tax on meat-eating, in proportion to the amount of cruelty involved, would do the trick. Plus think of the benefit for the national coffers! Of course, poor people wouldn't be able to afford meat, but that's just more incentive for them to get jobs."
[Accept]



Number 4 will make your economy rise, :)
25-01-2004, 07:50
Theoretically it would since people would have less money to spend.
Suicidal Librarians
11-02-2004, 18:08
I always pick #1 but that's just me.
Henry Kissenger
13-02-2004, 07:40
4 is the best.
13-02-2004, 15:33
2. "These Liberationists are highlighting an important issue," pleads Peggy Clinton.

oh FFS, Clinton again :evil:

Marcelonia's government suggests hunting these socalled 'liberationists' down and shipping them off to secret police torture cells, pass a 'night and fog' decree to legally make them disappear.