Socialist Mainlands
22-01-2004, 03:35
I got an issue today, it was the one involving damming rivers, dammit. haha. However funny, the issue seemed sort of strange. I copies it, here it is.
The Issue
A group of Greenpeace protesters have called for an end to a government proposal to begin damming rivers in Socialist Mainlands to increase water supplies and generate power.
The Debate
"Don't build dams!" shouts protestor Billy Jones through a microphone heavily afflicted with feedback. "Do you know how many fish die in other dams in [Error evaluating "region->query('name')", type eval: Can't locate object method "query" via package "region" (perhaps you forgot to load "region"?) at (eval 510) line 1. JGConfig::__ANON__('Can\'t locate object method "query" via package "region" (perhap...') called at (eval 510) line 1 eval 'region->query(\'name\') ;' called at /home/nation/public_html/cgi-bin/Dynamic.pm line 154 Dynamic::handle_macros('Nation=HASH(0x967ed74)', undef, 'HASH(0x967fc40)') called at /home/nation/public_html/cgi-bin/Dynamic.pm line 301 Dynamic::parse('
The Issue
^J
A group of Greenpeace protesters have call...', 'Nation=HASH(0x967ed74)', 'HASH(0x967fc40)') called at /home/nation/public_html/cgi-bin/Dynamic.pm line 390 Dynamic::parse_dilemma('Nation=HASH(0x967ed74)', 'HASH(0x967fc40)') called at (eval 507) line 1 eval 'parse_dilemma($nation, $xtra) ;' called at /home/nation/public_html/cgi-bin/Dynamic.pm line 154 Dynamic::handle_macros('Nation=HASH(0x967ed74)', undef, 'HASH(0x967fc40)') called at /home/nation/public_html/cgi-bin/Dynamic.pm line 301 Dynamic::parse('^J...', 'Nation=HASH(0x967ed74)', 'HASH(0x967fc40)') called at /home/nation/public_html/cgi-bin/Dynamic.pm line 285 Dynamic::generate_page('Nation=HASH(0x967ed74)', 'show_dilemma', 'HASH(0x967fc40)') called at /home/nation/public_html/cgi-bin/index.cgi line 340 Apache::ROOT::cgi_2dbin::index_2ecgi::handler('Apache=SCALAR(0x962d268)') called at /usr/lib/perl5/vendor_perl/5.6.1/i386-linux/Apache/Registry.pm line 143 eval {...} called at /usr/lib/perl5/vendor_perl/5.6.1/i386-linux/Apache/Registry.pm line 143 Apache::Registry::handler('Apache=SCALAR(0x962d268)') called at (eval 510) line 0 eval {...} called at (eval 510) line 0 ] each year? Have you heard of the adverse effects building a dam has on the surrounding environment? Dam up this flood of dams, damn it!"
[Accept]
"Think before you open your mouth," says engineer Lars Jong-Il. "While Socialist Mainlands may have to pay the price in animal diversity, as well as adverse effects on the environment, do we really want fossil-fuel based plants polluting Socialist Mainlands? If you use your common sense, I think you'll find that damming some rivers would be a good idea. Plus, think of how much the economy would benefit from all the jobs these projects would create."
[Accept]
As you can see, it's rather strange. What's wrong with it and what can I do?
The Issue
A group of Greenpeace protesters have called for an end to a government proposal to begin damming rivers in Socialist Mainlands to increase water supplies and generate power.
The Debate
"Don't build dams!" shouts protestor Billy Jones through a microphone heavily afflicted with feedback. "Do you know how many fish die in other dams in [Error evaluating "region->query('name')", type eval: Can't locate object method "query" via package "region" (perhaps you forgot to load "region"?) at (eval 510) line 1. JGConfig::__ANON__('Can\'t locate object method "query" via package "region" (perhap...') called at (eval 510) line 1 eval 'region->query(\'name\') ;' called at /home/nation/public_html/cgi-bin/Dynamic.pm line 154 Dynamic::handle_macros('Nation=HASH(0x967ed74)', undef, 'HASH(0x967fc40)') called at /home/nation/public_html/cgi-bin/Dynamic.pm line 301 Dynamic::parse('
The Issue
^J
A group of Greenpeace protesters have call...', 'Nation=HASH(0x967ed74)', 'HASH(0x967fc40)') called at /home/nation/public_html/cgi-bin/Dynamic.pm line 390 Dynamic::parse_dilemma('Nation=HASH(0x967ed74)', 'HASH(0x967fc40)') called at (eval 507) line 1 eval 'parse_dilemma($nation, $xtra) ;' called at /home/nation/public_html/cgi-bin/Dynamic.pm line 154 Dynamic::handle_macros('Nation=HASH(0x967ed74)', undef, 'HASH(0x967fc40)') called at /home/nation/public_html/cgi-bin/Dynamic.pm line 301 Dynamic::parse('^J...', 'Nation=HASH(0x967ed74)', 'HASH(0x967fc40)') called at /home/nation/public_html/cgi-bin/Dynamic.pm line 285 Dynamic::generate_page('Nation=HASH(0x967ed74)', 'show_dilemma', 'HASH(0x967fc40)') called at /home/nation/public_html/cgi-bin/index.cgi line 340 Apache::ROOT::cgi_2dbin::index_2ecgi::handler('Apache=SCALAR(0x962d268)') called at /usr/lib/perl5/vendor_perl/5.6.1/i386-linux/Apache/Registry.pm line 143 eval {...} called at /usr/lib/perl5/vendor_perl/5.6.1/i386-linux/Apache/Registry.pm line 143 Apache::Registry::handler('Apache=SCALAR(0x962d268)') called at (eval 510) line 0 eval {...} called at (eval 510) line 0 ] each year? Have you heard of the adverse effects building a dam has on the surrounding environment? Dam up this flood of dams, damn it!"
[Accept]
"Think before you open your mouth," says engineer Lars Jong-Il. "While Socialist Mainlands may have to pay the price in animal diversity, as well as adverse effects on the environment, do we really want fossil-fuel based plants polluting Socialist Mainlands? If you use your common sense, I think you'll find that damming some rivers would be a good idea. Plus, think of how much the economy would benefit from all the jobs these projects would create."
[Accept]
As you can see, it's rather strange. What's wrong with it and what can I do?