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18-01-2004, 11:08
An ongoing feud between members of two of @@REGION@@'s military alliances had turned into all-out war, though so far @@NAME@@ has remained neutral, receiving pleas from both sides to join their efforts. @@NAME@@'s legislature has heard both sides of the argument and is preparting to make a decision.
The Debate
1. "This is not a war against the Allied Nations," shouts charismatic New Order leader @@RANDOMNAME@@ on a region-wide TV broadcast. "This is a war against the Bigtopian scourge that is plaguing all of @@REGION@@. Join the New Order and we will take the Bigtopians out of power and establish a single order across the region. The military effort of @@NAME@@ will be the deciding factor in the war! Join us and you shall not fail!"
[effect]the military has joined the Great War on the side of the New Order
[stats]military spending increases, education decreases, patriotism increases, political freedoms decrease
2. "You're not actually going to join those wackos, are you?" replies @@RANDOMNAME@@, the diplomatic head of the Allied Nations. "The Allied Nations stands for freedom and democracy. Maybe they're doing better economically and they're winning the war right now, but with @@NAME@@'s help, we can turn the tide and win. You don't want @@NAME@@ to be run by a mad dictator, do you?"
[effect]the military has joined the Great War on the side of the Allied Nations
[stats]military spending increases, patriotism increases, political freedoms increase, economy decreases, cynicism increases
3. "Why take a side now?" asks @@RANDOMNAME@@, head of the Treasury. "This war is a great economic opportunity for @@NAME@@. Let's take the side of whoever wins the war and rebuild the losers. We make friends and become the new superpower in @@REGION@@. Oh yeah, and just between us, if we don't like the war's outcome, we can spearhead another one after we rebuild the losers."
[effect]the military is upsetting other regional leaders with pledged support to both sides in the Great War
[stats]economy increases, cynicism increases, compassion decreases, political freedoms increase
4. "Are you serious? You're not actually going to JOIN this war," screams angry libertarian @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Let the New Order and Allied Nations tear each other apart. What business is it of ours? And that Treasury guy who wants to take advantage of the losers should be run out of office. People who try to capitalize on others' misfortune are sick and have no business in government."
[effect]the military remains neutral in the Great War as the government has tried to become more compassionate
[stats]rich-poor gap decreases, political freedoms decrease, military spending decreases, civil rights increase, patriotism decreases
5. "PH33R T3H 1337 5Ki11Z 0F 0UR ARMY N0W!!!!!!1111oneoneone" declare angry hackers in a roleplay simulation. "W3 R UR G0DZ N0W AND W3 Wi11 DR0P 123598701579804389124978042978 N00KZ 0N A11 WH0 0PP0Z3 US!!!!!111 W3 Wi11 D357R0YZ0RZ T3H N00 0RD3R W1TH 0UR 1337 HA><0RiNG 5Ki11Z!!!111 7H3N W3 Wi11 3><P0Z3 T3H A11i3D NA7i0NZ AND 7H3N W3 Wi11 RU1Z0RZ T3H W0R1D!!!!!!11111 PH33R T3H 1337 HA><0RZ!!!!!11111oneoneone" Your Minister of Odd Languages translated this to mean something along the lines of: "Fear our army! We are your gods and we will nuke all who oppose us! Fear the elite hackers!"
[effect]the military had hired a group of hackers who make idle threats to regional leaders on a daily basis
[stats]compassion decreases, patriotism increases
Stats are still a bit unrefined.
The Debate
1. "This is not a war against the Allied Nations," shouts charismatic New Order leader @@RANDOMNAME@@ on a region-wide TV broadcast. "This is a war against the Bigtopian scourge that is plaguing all of @@REGION@@. Join the New Order and we will take the Bigtopians out of power and establish a single order across the region. The military effort of @@NAME@@ will be the deciding factor in the war! Join us and you shall not fail!"
[effect]the military has joined the Great War on the side of the New Order
[stats]military spending increases, education decreases, patriotism increases, political freedoms decrease
2. "You're not actually going to join those wackos, are you?" replies @@RANDOMNAME@@, the diplomatic head of the Allied Nations. "The Allied Nations stands for freedom and democracy. Maybe they're doing better economically and they're winning the war right now, but with @@NAME@@'s help, we can turn the tide and win. You don't want @@NAME@@ to be run by a mad dictator, do you?"
[effect]the military has joined the Great War on the side of the Allied Nations
[stats]military spending increases, patriotism increases, political freedoms increase, economy decreases, cynicism increases
3. "Why take a side now?" asks @@RANDOMNAME@@, head of the Treasury. "This war is a great economic opportunity for @@NAME@@. Let's take the side of whoever wins the war and rebuild the losers. We make friends and become the new superpower in @@REGION@@. Oh yeah, and just between us, if we don't like the war's outcome, we can spearhead another one after we rebuild the losers."
[effect]the military is upsetting other regional leaders with pledged support to both sides in the Great War
[stats]economy increases, cynicism increases, compassion decreases, political freedoms increase
4. "Are you serious? You're not actually going to JOIN this war," screams angry libertarian @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Let the New Order and Allied Nations tear each other apart. What business is it of ours? And that Treasury guy who wants to take advantage of the losers should be run out of office. People who try to capitalize on others' misfortune are sick and have no business in government."
[effect]the military remains neutral in the Great War as the government has tried to become more compassionate
[stats]rich-poor gap decreases, political freedoms decrease, military spending decreases, civil rights increase, patriotism decreases
5. "PH33R T3H 1337 5Ki11Z 0F 0UR ARMY N0W!!!!!!1111oneoneone" declare angry hackers in a roleplay simulation. "W3 R UR G0DZ N0W AND W3 Wi11 DR0P 123598701579804389124978042978 N00KZ 0N A11 WH0 0PP0Z3 US!!!!!111 W3 Wi11 D357R0YZ0RZ T3H N00 0RD3R W1TH 0UR 1337 HA><0RiNG 5Ki11Z!!!111 7H3N W3 Wi11 3><P0Z3 T3H A11i3D NA7i0NZ AND 7H3N W3 Wi11 RU1Z0RZ T3H W0R1D!!!!!!11111 PH33R T3H 1337 HA><0RZ!!!!!11111oneoneone" Your Minister of Odd Languages translated this to mean something along the lines of: "Fear our army! We are your gods and we will nuke all who oppose us! Fear the elite hackers!"
[effect]the military had hired a group of hackers who make idle threats to regional leaders on a daily basis
[stats]compassion decreases, patriotism increases
Stats are still a bit unrefined.