Ice Hockey Players
09-01-2004, 09:22
Over the past decade or so, salaries in @@NAME@@'s professional sports leagues are spiraling out of control, with the average salary in all four major sports leagues at over a million @@CURRENCY@@s.
The Debate
1. "Obviously the leagues need to be forced to keep tabs on their athletes' salaries!" cries angry fan @@RANDOMNAME@@ after putting down fifty @@CURRENCY@@s for a ticket to a game. "I barely make thirty thousand, and I am tired of supporting a bunch of millionaire crybabies! Bring down the salaries to civilian levels!"
[effect]athletes all over @@NAME@@ have lost their homes after drastic reductions in salaries
[stats]economy decreases, government size increases, happiness increases, devoutness increases
2. "Now we're going to restrict what athletes can be paid?" shouts sports agent @@RANDOMNAME@@ from a luxury suite. "These people risk their bodies, their health, and their home lives, not to mention their livelihood at the hands of crazed fans and haters, just to keep us entertained! Let the owners pay players what they want to!"
[effect]athletes' salaries are pricing even many well-off families out of attending games
[effect]happiness decreases, not sure what else
3. "Come to think of it, a salary cap isn't half-bad," chimes in @@RANDOMNAME@@, a public defender in between bites of a stadium hot dog. "But it shouldn't be restricted to athletes. Corporate executives make a bit much for what it is they do, anyway. As do movie stars and, of course, sports agents. Set a hard cap of, say, a million and a half @@CURRENCY@@s for everyone across the board. Give the money they earn above that to public projects everyone can enjoy."
[effect]people earning seven figures are forced to contribute to public projects
[stats]economy decreases, taxes increase, health increases, rich-poor divide decreases
4. "Sports? Who needs them?" shouts picketer @@RANDOMNAME@@ from outside the stadium. "People waste their money on this mindless entertainment and wonder why they can't feed themselves. I say we need to outlaw sports on all levels and mandate 70-hour work weeks for all professions. Besides, with no sports to drain people's minds and spirit, they will all have more drive to work and make our economy great!"
[effect]parents hardly see their children anymore because of their long work hours
[effect]economy increases, happiness decreases, devoutness increases, civil rights decrease
Need some help setting state for Option 2 and maybe tweaking the others.
The Debate
1. "Obviously the leagues need to be forced to keep tabs on their athletes' salaries!" cries angry fan @@RANDOMNAME@@ after putting down fifty @@CURRENCY@@s for a ticket to a game. "I barely make thirty thousand, and I am tired of supporting a bunch of millionaire crybabies! Bring down the salaries to civilian levels!"
[effect]athletes all over @@NAME@@ have lost their homes after drastic reductions in salaries
[stats]economy decreases, government size increases, happiness increases, devoutness increases
2. "Now we're going to restrict what athletes can be paid?" shouts sports agent @@RANDOMNAME@@ from a luxury suite. "These people risk their bodies, their health, and their home lives, not to mention their livelihood at the hands of crazed fans and haters, just to keep us entertained! Let the owners pay players what they want to!"
[effect]athletes' salaries are pricing even many well-off families out of attending games
[effect]happiness decreases, not sure what else
3. "Come to think of it, a salary cap isn't half-bad," chimes in @@RANDOMNAME@@, a public defender in between bites of a stadium hot dog. "But it shouldn't be restricted to athletes. Corporate executives make a bit much for what it is they do, anyway. As do movie stars and, of course, sports agents. Set a hard cap of, say, a million and a half @@CURRENCY@@s for everyone across the board. Give the money they earn above that to public projects everyone can enjoy."
[effect]people earning seven figures are forced to contribute to public projects
[stats]economy decreases, taxes increase, health increases, rich-poor divide decreases
4. "Sports? Who needs them?" shouts picketer @@RANDOMNAME@@ from outside the stadium. "People waste their money on this mindless entertainment and wonder why they can't feed themselves. I say we need to outlaw sports on all levels and mandate 70-hour work weeks for all professions. Besides, with no sports to drain people's minds and spirit, they will all have more drive to work and make our economy great!"
[effect]parents hardly see their children anymore because of their long work hours
[effect]economy increases, happiness decreases, devoutness increases, civil rights decrease
Need some help setting state for Option 2 and maybe tweaking the others.