NationStates Jolt Archive


Cannibals?

05-01-2004, 03:14
How about an issue that would decrease a country's population such as cannibalism? I'm too lazy to write anything at all, so if anyone wants to use my idea, feel free.
05-01-2004, 17:44
Wouldn't canabalism be likely to strike back in the form of it becoming too popular or as epedemic that is spread by eating human flesh? I don't know it would really work in the long run as a population control. Prehaps war or colonazation would be better for a long term solution.
Demo-Bobylon
05-01-2004, 20:25
You can't affect population, BTW.
Emperor Matthuis
05-01-2004, 22:33
Why did he get deleted? Is that illegal? :?
06-01-2004, 01:28
You can't affect population, BTW.

:( What if I want my country to stay small? There should be something I can do about it.
Steel Butterfly
06-01-2004, 01:30
Why did he get deleted? Is that illegal? :?

Probably something else.
Letila
06-01-2004, 01:41
It's nasty! :x

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"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.
06-01-2004, 01:56
06-01-2004, 01:56
It's nasty! :x

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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.

:P You have such a closed mind! Do some thinking about it.
06-01-2004, 02:00
Why did he get deleted? Is that illegal? :?

Probably something else.

:cry: Yes, Hapward got deleted and had to make a new country. I'm the same person as Hapward, I'm just using a country I don't care so much about getting deleted when I write in forum form now on. :tantrum:
The Basenji
06-01-2004, 02:04
What if I want my country to stay small? There should be something I can do about it.

In NS2 it will be made so this can happen.
06-01-2004, 02:09
I think i saw this on x-files once. but there everyone got sick, and it got kinda ugly.
06-01-2004, 02:34
What if I want my country to stay small? There should be something I can do about it.

In NS2 it will be made so this can happen.

I haven't heard of this NS2. Where is it and when will it be coming out?
06-01-2004, 02:37
It's nasty! :x

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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.

:P You have such a closed mind! Do some thinking about it.
If Letila was a cannibal, he would be endlessly torn between sex and dinner.
06-01-2004, 02:50
It's nasty! :x

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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.

:P You have such a closed mind! Do some thinking about it.
If Letila was a cannibal, he would be endlessly torn between sex and dinner.

Naughty Naughty! Don't get caughty!
06-01-2004, 02:56
It's nasty! :x

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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.

How do you end up with that picture on all your posts?
Spookistan and Jakalah
06-01-2004, 02:59
It's nasty! :x

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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.

How do you end up with that picture on all your posts?

And how come no one's ever mentioned the existence of lesbians to you?
06-01-2004, 03:00
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06-01-2004, 03:02
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06-01-2004, 03:05
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It's not working!
King Binks
06-01-2004, 03:07
Why did he get deleted? Is that illegal? :?

Probably something else.

:cry: Yes, Hapward got deleted and had to make a new country. I'm the same person as Hapward, I'm just using a country I don't care so much about getting deleted when I write in forum form now on. :tantrum:

Yes but why the DEAT?
06-01-2004, 03:07
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=www.bbc.co.uk/cult/ilove/tv/box/images/wolf.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/ilove/tv/box/&h=200&w=147&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dwolf%2B%26start%3D140%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26ie%3DUTF-8%26oe%3DUTF-8%26c2coff%3D1%26sa%3DN

It's not working!

:( I give up! smileys are enough. :|
King Binks
06-01-2004, 03:15
Whoa! I am the only one who voted "I eat people". I don't but then again... it would be interesting... You people are really not free-minded.
06-01-2004, 03:35
Whoa! I am the only one who voted "I eat people". I don't but then again... it would be interesting... You people are really not free-minded.

I have always wondered what people taste like and probably always will, unless I find someone who is already dead. :cry: I don't think I could escape the police for killing someone.
06-01-2004, 03:36
Why did he get deleted? Is that illegal? :?

Probably something else.

:cry: Yes, Hapward got deleted and had to make a new country. I'm the same person as Hapward, I'm just using a country I don't care so much about getting deleted when I write in forum form now on. :tantrum:

Yes but why the DEAT?

What is DEAT?
06-01-2004, 03:51
What if I want my country to stay small? There should be something I can do about it.

In NS2 it will be made so this can happen.

I haven't heard of this NS2. Where is it and when will it be coming out?

Now I know. Nevermind, but I don't want to pay for it. :evil:
King Binks
06-01-2004, 04:01
What is DEAT?

Deletion. Why did they delete Hapward?
King Binks
06-01-2004, 04:03
Whoa! I am the only one who voted "I eat people". I don't but then again... it would be interesting... You people are really not free-minded.

I have always wondered what people taste like and probably always will, unless I find someone who is already dead. :cry: I don't think I could escape the police for killing someone.

Well, I am fairly confidant that I could escape... But it would mean giving up my life, country, family and friends... Definitely not worth it.
06-01-2004, 04:04
What is DEAT?

Deletion. Why did they delete Hapward?

Either Yes or (_o_)
06-01-2004, 04:06
Well, I am fairly confidant that I could escape... But it would mean giving up my life, country, family and friends... Definitely not worth it.[/quote]

The word outlaw has a certain ring to it. I have thought of running away from home, but only if I could take some friends.
King Binks
06-01-2004, 04:13
Well, I am fairly confidant that I could escape... But it would mean giving up my life, country, family and friends... Definitely not worth it. The word outlaw has a certain ring to it. I have thought of running away from home, but only if I could take some friends.




Yeah, life without friends, or being in a completely new environment having to make friends, and leaving the old friends behind would be tough. I'm overall happy where I am.
06-01-2004, 04:21
Well, I am fairly confidant that I could escape... But it would mean giving up my life, country, family and friends... Definitely not worth it. The word outlaw has a certain ring to it. I have thought of running away from home, but only if I could take some friends.




Yeah, life without friends, or being in a completely new environment having to make friends, and leaving the old friends behind would be tough. I'm overall happy where I am.
06-01-2004, 04:22
[quote=king binks]Well, I am fairly confidant that I could escape... But it would mean giving up my life, country, family and friends... Definitely not worth it. The word outlaw has a certain ring to it. I have thought of running away from home, but only if I could take some friends.




Yeah, life without friends, or being in a completely new environment having to make friends, and leaving the old friends behind would be tough. I'm overall happy where I am.[/quote

POS (parents over sholder) see ya!
Carlemnaria
06-01-2004, 10:20
i think it would be nie if an issue could effect the population
vector factor, but that would require a tecnical patch to the
game in order to be able to
such i gather, infer from other
discussions of population factor and answers to them in the past

(long pig yum, not that i've ever had any
read a story about a recipie book once
called how to serve man)

=^^=
.../\...
06-01-2004, 16:31
i think it would be nie if an issue could effect the population
vector factor, but that would require a tecnical patch to the
game in order to be able to
such i gather, infer from other
discussions of population factor and answers to them in the past

(long pig yum, not that i've ever had any
read a story about a recipie book once
called how to serve man)

=^^=
.../\...

I wonder how big a population can get. Does anyone know? Who had the oldest nation here?
06-01-2004, 16:42
Yeah, life without friends, or being in a completely new environment having to make friends, and leaving the old friends behind would be tough. I'm overall happy where I am.[/quote]

I lived in Texas once and had pretty much no friends. I was happy to move to California where I didn't have any sort of reputation. I made friends at first, but I lost many of them. I only have a few friends, but my friends are loyal.
06-01-2004, 16:54
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Let cannibals rule the world!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

It would be nice if someone wrote up an issue on this for me. Anyone interested?
07-01-2004, 03:02
Cannibalism cuts down on waste.
07-01-2004, 03:02
We shuld eat our old people. :D
07-01-2004, 04:37
Why did he get deleted? Is that illegal? :?

Probably something else.

:cry: Yes, Hapward got deleted and had to make a new country. I'm the same person as Hapward, I'm just using a country I don't care so much about getting deleted when I write in forum form now on. :tantrum:

Yess got deleted. Donno why! :D
07-01-2004, 04:37
Why did he get deleted? Is that illegal? :?

Probably something else.

:cry: Yes, Hapward got deleted and had to make a new country. I'm the same person as Hapward, I'm just using a country I don't care so much about getting deleted when I write in forum form now on. :tantrum:

Yess got deleted. Donno why! :D
07-01-2004, 18:22
I want to taste it, but only from very selected parts like a piece of J-Lo's a**. Why not, I am a good coock.
07-01-2004, 22:49
It's nasty! :x

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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.

How do you end up with that picture on all your posts?

And how come no one's ever mentioned the existence of lesbians to you?

What does that have to do with anything? :?
07-01-2004, 23:19
I want to taste it, but only from very selected parts like a piece of J-Lo's a**. Why not, I am a good coock.

Why not use bones to build structures?
07-01-2004, 23:24
I want to taste it, but only from very selected parts like a piece of J-Lo's a**. Why not, I am a good cook.

Why waste anything?
Oobag
07-01-2004, 23:30
Considering we've already had an issue about allowing cults to perform human sacrifices with homeless people, I don't think an issue about cannibalism would be any worse.
I have always wondered what people taste like and probably always will, unless I find someone who is already dead. :cry: I don't think I could escape the police for killing someone.
You may be interested to know that by all reports -- from people who've researched cannibalistic tribes in various places -- human meat tastes very much like pork. (I assume the researchers simply asked the cannibals what it tasted like, rather than tasting it themselves. :P )

The term "long pig" that someone mentioned above is the term used for human meat by at least one of those tribes, because of the taste similarity. So you can stop wondering.

Hmm, now I'm wondering if that's the real reason some religions don't allow eating pork... 8)
Oobag
07-01-2004, 23:30
Dammit, sorry for the multiple posts. The server kept timing out on me when I tried to post, so I kept retrying. And it only lets me delete the very last one.
Oobag
07-01-2004, 23:31
Ignore this post, nothing to see here, move along...
Oobag
07-01-2004, 23:31
Keep moving, right this way, thank you...
Oobag
07-01-2004, 23:32
08-01-2004, 00:07
I'm glad many of you are open to this idea.
08-01-2004, 00:16
Considering we've already had an issue about allowing cults to perform human sacrifices with homeless people, I don't think an issue about cannibalism would be any worse.
I have always wondered what people taste like and probably always will, unless I find someone who is already dead. :cry: I don't think I could escape the police for killing someone.
You may be interested to know that by all reports -- from people who've researched cannibalistic tribes in various places -- human meat tastes very much like pork. (I assume the researchers simply asked the cannibals what it tasted like, rather than tasting it themselves. :P )

The term "long pig" that someone mentioned above is the term used for human meat by at least one of those tribes, because of the taste similarity. So you can stop wondering.

Hmm, now I'm wondering if that's the real reason some religions don't allow eating pork... 8)

That issue sounds fun! I can't wait to see it. I would think human meat would taste most similar to a smarter animal such as a pig. I think the closest to any animal we would taste is a chimp because w are closely related to them. We don't eat chimps; the smartest animal we normally eat is a pig, so that sounds logical. Thanky for the input! :D
08-01-2004, 00:34
Ignore this post, nothing to see here, move along...

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
08-01-2004, 00:38
I don't ignore. :P
08-01-2004, 00:39
I don't ignore. :P
Oobag
08-01-2004, 00:55
There are probably several factors involved, but I don't think intelligence is likely one of them. If so, dolphin meat would taste like us too, and that doesn't seem probable -- they're mammals, yes, but evolved for a completely different environment.

I'm sure the more closely related the species is, the more like us it would taste. Our closest relatives are chimpanzees and bonobos, and they probably taste very much like humans.

Diet plays a big part, though, too. Somebody who ate garlic every day would probably taste very different from someone who ate curry all the time, or from somebody who always ate very bland food. Carnivores taste different from vegetarians, because vegetarians eat vegetables while carnivores eat vegetarians... Hmm, maybe they wouldn't taste so different after all. :wink:

Pigs, like humans, are omnivores -- they can eat anything humans can eat and then some. So it makes sense that creatures with similar dietary habits would taste similar.

I've also heard that pig biochemistry is so similar to humans in some ways that pigs are often used for testing various medical drugs. So that's another reason why they would taste similar.
08-01-2004, 01:36
There are probably several factors involved, but I don't think intelligence is likely one of them. If so, dolphin meat would taste like us too, and that doesn't seem probable -- they're mammals, yes, but evolved for a completely different environment.

I'm sure the more closely related the species is, the more like us it would taste. Our closest relatives are chimpanzees and bonobos, and they probably taste very much like humans.

Diet plays a big part, though, too. Somebody who ate garlic every day would probably taste very different from someone who ate curry all the time, or from somebody who always ate very bland food. Carnivores taste different from vegetarians, because vegetarians eat vegetables while carnivores eat vegetarians... Hmm, maybe they wouldn't taste so different after all. :wink:

Pigs, like humans, are omnivores -- they can eat anything humans can eat and then some. So it makes sense that creatures with similar dietary habits would taste similar.

I've also heard that pig biochemistry is so similar to humans in some ways that pigs are often used for testing various medical drugs. So that's another reason why they would taste similar.

I can't argue much with that. You seem intelligent. Would you like to join my region?
08-01-2004, 01:40
There are probably several factors involved, but I don't think intelligence is likely one of them. If so, dolphin meat would taste like us too, and that doesn't seem probable -- they're mammals, yes, but evolved for a completely different environment.

I'm sure the more closely related the species is, the more like us it would taste. Our closest relatives are chimpanzees and bonobos, and they probably taste very much like humans.

Diet plays a big part, though, too. Somebody who ate garlic every day would probably taste very different from someone who ate curry all the time, or from somebody who always ate very bland food. Carnivores taste different from vegetarians, because vegetarians eat vegetables while carnivores eat vegetarians... Hmm, maybe they wouldn't taste so different after all. :wink:

Pigs, like humans, are omnivores -- they can eat anything humans can eat and then some. So it makes sense that creatures with similar dietary habits would taste similar.

I've also heard that pig biochemistry is so similar to humans in some ways that pigs are often used for testing various medical drugs. So that's another reason why they would taste similar.

I can't argue much with that. You seem intelligent. Would you like to join my region?

Oops! I forgot! This country is not my preffered country. My preferred country, Hapward I Are, lives in the Grand Lands of Grande. By the way, this whole country is just a big joke including the name. I just have to use a country I don't mind getting deleted when I write in forum.
Oobag
08-01-2004, 03:51
Thanks, but I'm happy in my current region. :)
09-01-2004, 00:16
Thanks, but I'm happy in my current region. :)

You can easily make another "puppet" country. :D :D
09-01-2004, 00:52
I want to taste it, but only from very selected parts like a piece of J-Lo's a**. Why not, I am a good cook.

Why waste anything?

I don't eat everything from other animmals either, altough we should, if not it is always a waste of production and animal life.
I would not eat the brain, I tasted it, fried and with a breadcrunch and it was not that bad. But brain is dangerous, imagine you eatthe brain of an US citizen that feeded himself 3 times a day with Hamburgers, the risk for creutzfeld Jacob is to high. One advantage with him: it is a small brain.

I think some young flesh from a girl like J.Lo's a** would be nice (only the view), forget breasts because silicone does not taste (neither feels) nice.

I think we can grill the meat like for Pitta flesh (a Turkish hamburger in bread). Or we can marinade it in yoghurt with tandoori spices (medium hot) and then bake it and eat it with Basmati rice and lotts of Indoian spices, must be good.
What do ya think, suggestions?
09-01-2004, 00:52
I want to taste it, but only from very selected parts like a piece of J-Lo's a**. Why not, I am a good cook.

Why waste anything?

I don't eat everything from other animmals either, altough we should, if not it is always a waste of production and animal life.
I would not eat the brain, I tasted it, fried and with a breadcrunch and it was not that bad. But brain is dangerous, imagine you eat the brain of a US citizen that feeded himself 3 times a day with Hamburgers, the risk for creutzfeld Jacob is to high. One advantage with him: it is a small brain.

I think some young flesh from a girl like J.Lo's a** would be nice (only the view), forget breasts because silicone does not taste (neither feels) nice.

I think we can grill the meat like for Pitta flesh (a Turkish hamburger in bread). Or we can marinade it in yoghurt with tandoori spices (medium hot) and then bake it and eat it with Basmati rice and lotts of Indoian spices, must be good.
What do ya think, suggestions?
09-01-2004, 00:53
I want to taste it, but only from very selected parts like a piece of J-Lo's a**. Why not, I am a good cook.

Why waste anything?

I don't eat everything from other animmals either, altough we should, if not it is always a waste of production and animal life.
I would not eat the brain, I tasted it, fried (from a porc) and with a breadcrunch and it was not that bad. But brain is dangerous, imagine you eat the brain of a US citizen that feeded himself 3 times a day with Hamburgers, the risk for creutzfeld Jacob is to high. One advantage with him: it is a small brain.

I think some young flesh from a girl like J.Lo's a** would be nice (only the view), forget breasts because silicone does not taste (neither feels) nice.

I think we can grill the meat like for Pitta flesh (a Turkish hamburger in bread). Or we can marinade it in yoghurt with tandoori spices (medium hot) and then bake it and eat it with Basmati rice and lotts of Indoian spices, must be good.
What do ya think, suggestions?
09-01-2004, 01:28
I want to taste it, but only from very selected parts like a piece of J-Lo's a**. Why not, I am a good cook.

Why waste anything?

I don't eat everything from other animmals either, altough we should, if not it is always a waste of production and animal life.
I would not eat the brain, I tasted it, fried and with a breadcrunch and it was not that bad. But brain is dangerous, imagine you eat the brain of a US citizen that feeded himself 3 times a day with Hamburgers, the risk for creutzfeld Jacob is to high. One advantage with him: it is a small brain.

I think some young flesh from a girl like J.Lo's a** would be nice (only the view), forget breasts because silicone does not taste (neither feels) nice.

I think we can grill the meat like for Pitta flesh (a Turkish hamburger in bread). Or we can marinade it in yoghurt with tandoori spices (medium hot) and then bake it and eat it with Basmati rice and lotts of Indoian spices, must be good.
What do ya think, suggestions?

It might be funny to eat people from certain counties prepared in their native ways. German saussages!
10-01-2004, 01:44
At least some of you are curious.
11-01-2004, 01:27
Cannibalism is not kinds gross, it is gross. :oops:
King Binks
11-01-2004, 01:44
Cannibalism is not kinds gross, it is gross. :oops:

Now we know you opinion, but please tell why!
11-01-2004, 16:58
Cannibalism is not kinds gross, it is gross. :oops:

Now we know you opinion, but please tell why!

People just shouldn't eat other people. People should always be burried, not eaten.
King Binks
11-01-2004, 20:59
Cannibalism is not kinds gross, it is gross. :oops:

Now we know you opinion, but please tell why!

People just shouldn't eat other people. People should always be burried, not eaten.

Yes but why? Dignity? Normality? Remembrance? Naturality? (Yes, I am making up words)
13-01-2004, 00:34
Cannibalism is not kinds gross, it is gross. :oops:

Now we know you opinion, but please tell why!

People just shouldn't eat other people. People should always be burried, not eaten.

Yes but why? Dignity? Normality? Remembrance? Naturality? (Yes, I am making up words)

You're still here! You must really like this topic. :)
13-01-2004, 17:09
Come make comments please! :D
13-01-2004, 18:20
It might be funny to eat people from certain counties prepared in their native ways. German saussages!

:D Imagine what we all can coock in the Italian way? Or in the chinese way, but then we have to hang the meat alive like they do with dogs. The meat has a better taste then of the adrenaline that comes free I guess. In any case meat that is killed by hanging must have a lot of stress hormone.

Another recept: you take a cheeck and bake it like a steak, then you take some foie gras (but not from human liver) then another che"eck on top on it. Some cognac over it and light it and serve immediately. i've eaten this in a French restaurant, the cheecks were cow but it is agreat menue.

What is the ideal age for women meat? 12?, 16?, 18? will we eat the tits?
Emperor Matthuis
13-01-2004, 21:33
It might be funny to eat people from certain counties prepared in their native ways. German saussages!

:D Imagine what we all can coock in the Italian way? Or in the chinese way, but then we have to hang the meat alive like they do with dogs. The meat has a better taste then of the adrenaline that comes free I guess. In any case meat that is killed by hanging must have a lot of stress hormone.

Another recept: you take a cheeck and bake it like a steak, then you take some foie gras (but not from human liver) then another che"eck on top on it. Some cognac over it and light it and serve immediately. i've eaten this in a French restaurant, the cheecks were cow but it is agreat menue.

What is the ideal age for women meat? 12?, 16?, 18? will we eat the tits?


I'm assuming you mean cook not cock
14-01-2004, 05:00
It might be funny to eat people from certain counties prepared in their native ways. German saussages!

:D Imagine what we all can coock in the Italian way? Or in the chinese way, but then we have to hang the meat alive like they do with dogs. The meat has a better taste then of the adrenaline that comes free I guess. In any case meat that is killed by hanging must have a lot of stress hormone.

Another recept: you take a cheeck and bake it like a steak, then you take some foie gras (but not from human liver) then another che"eck on top on it. Some cognac over it and light it and serve immediately. i've eaten this in a French restaurant, the cheecks were cow but it is agreat menue.

What is the ideal age for women meat? 12?, 16?, 18? will we eat the tits?

27 is the average age for peak fertility in women. As for eating tits, it's an interesting thought, but I prefer potty humor :lol: to sex humor. How about stuffed bladdars?
14-01-2004, 06:39
I can not translate stuffed blatars (what are they, I am a non English speaker).

Anyway, nice that we can talk about our menue.

A special one, as a cannibal you have to taste the under lips (vagina) of a women. I mean if they even taste better coocked then raw, that must be great :P .

BTW, some people on the general forum really think we are cannibals, lack of humor I guess. :roll:

I combined that taste, while having sex and drinking Champagne. Combined with the fruit that we ate from each other, it was....great.
14-01-2004, 06:48
Never eat brain; I tried it again today with porc. It is not that great, but the 1* restaurant of Michelin made it great. The good taste comes from the "bouquet garni" (herbs) that the chief used.

A wine match: no heavy wines like Australian Shiraz, US cabernet or great Bordeaux. We had a Cabernet Franc from the Anjou region that matched well with its animal (lether) and framboise (sorry don't know the UK word for that fruit) bouquet and fine taste. A not "blockbuster" but fine wine.

You know, we have got to start a coocking topic on NS, I am a very good hobby coock and have about 300 wines in my cellar.

Under them:
Ducru Beaucaillou 1970 (herited from my late father :cry: )
Romanée Conti 1972 (will never drink that heritage since itis auctioned at 3000£).
Opus One 1978
Yquem 1983
and so on

Ideas for a match?
Henry Kissenger
15-01-2004, 02:46
whats this issue about? Did you get this issue from an UN delegate and if you did and you thibk this is wrong then join my region of The NON UN movement.
Eridanus
15-01-2004, 02:50
Sounds like a kick ass issue to me.
Zielony
15-01-2004, 03:50
Sounds like a kick ass issue to me.

Does not.
15-01-2004, 17:21
whats this issue about? Did you get this issue from an UN delegate and if you did and you thibk this is wrong then join my region of The NON UN movement.

My nation is a non-UN nation, anyway.
16-01-2004, 00:28
Don't you thing eating someone else's brain would make you smarter? Or at least it wouls contribute the right nutrients to make your brain healthy. :D
Emperor Matthuis
16-01-2004, 22:20
Don't you thing eating someone else's brain would make you smarter? Or at least it wouls contribute the right nutrients to make your brain healthy. :D


All right can we let this thread die now
Emperor Matthuis
16-01-2004, 22:21
Don't you thing eating someone else's brain would make you smarter? Or at least it wouls contribute the right nutrients to make your brain healthy. :D


All right can we let this thread die now
17-01-2004, 00:12
Don't you thing eating someone else's brain would make you smarter? Or at least it wouls contribute the right nutrients to make your brain healthy. :D


All right can we let this thread die now

flush! :lol:
17-01-2004, 01:27
Don't you thing eating someone else's brain would make you smarter? Or at least it wouls contribute the right nutrients to make your brain healthy. :D


All right can we let this thread die now

flush! :lol:

http://www.penpalletters.com/toilet.jpg

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
ha ha ha ha ha
Emperor Matthuis
17-01-2004, 14:16
I don't understand that...well i kind of do...
17-01-2004, 17:07
It's nasty! :x

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17-01-2004, 17:27
:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
this makes me want to throw up. they need a throw up smiley.
18-01-2004, 17:28
chickens! :D yum!
24-01-2004, 21:29
Hi everyone. Keep talking.
Emperor Matthuis
25-01-2004, 14:58
Hi everyone. Keep talking.


I give up... :(
25-01-2004, 16:04
Anyone have some fava beans and a nice Chianti?
http://www.freakopedia.com/images/lecter.jpg
Emperor Matthuis
25-01-2004, 16:16
*shoots himself*
King Binks
25-01-2004, 16:57
*shoots himself*

*Cleans up the mess*
27-01-2004, 05:25
Hey, there is an issue on cannibalism! I just got it! :D
I don't think it will do anything for the population though. :cry:
Emperor Matthuis
27-01-2004, 18:44
Hey, there is an issue on cannibalism! I just got it! :D
I don't think it will do anything for the population though. :cry:


All right now can we end this thread?
Emperor Matthuis
27-01-2004, 18:44
Hey, there is an issue on cannibalism! I just got it! :D
I don't think it will do anything for the population though. :cry:


All right now can we end this thread?
Rannek
28-01-2004, 15:30
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Emperor Matthuis
30-01-2004, 22:41
Emperor Matthuis
30-01-2004, 22:44
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More Spam okay stop posting on this pointless thread!!!
Emperor Matthuis
30-01-2004, 22:45
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More Spam okay stop posting on this pointless thread!!!
31-01-2004, 16:32
What u guys talkin bout??????????????????????????????
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More Spam okay stop posting on this pointless thread!!!

That's not spam. They only posted it once. You posted your reply to it twice. :P
Emperor Matthuis
31-01-2004, 20:14
That's not spam. They only posted it once. You posted your reply to it twice. :P


*Points to Big "Warning Slow Server" Sign and Hopes Donkee Understands*
Happy Are
03-02-2004, 17:23
Hey, there is an issue on cannibalism! I just got it! :D
I don't think it will do anything for the population though. :cry:


All right now can we end this thread?

I like this :(
03-02-2004, 22:25
Many people don't.
Emperor Matthuis
04-02-2004, 18:15
Many people don't.


*raises hand*
18-02-2004, 18:39
I don't see the problem with cannibles. The world is over populated anyways. Besides it is no worse then eating a cow I am sure. Even though I am a vegetarian I would eat a person. I won't kill them but if i saw a human burger on a menu I'd order it. :wink: sleep well.
19-02-2004, 14:44
If this topic sufaces again, we will impose sactions on the nations that caused it. All who are with me, say Aye.
19-02-2004, 17:54
F**kin' Aye