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04-01-2004, 08:56
Experts in economics, information technology, and law enforcement have recently convened at a resort just outside @@NAME@@ City and discussed the idea of converting all of @@NAME@@'s money to an electronic format. The committee's conclusion is that this step should be taken, but the announcement has sparked numerous discussions all over the country.
The Debate
1. "Electronic money is a great step for the future of @@NAME@@!" announces economist @@RANDOMNAME@@ from the statehouse. "Identity theft, drug trafficking, and even problems like dropping @@CURRENCY@@s on the ground are no longer an issue with electronic money! Simply put all of your cash on a card and use it wherever you go. And call the government if you lose it, no sweat. We'll take care of everything."
[effect]the government constantly battles hackers who try to crack the nation's new electronic money system
[stats]civil rights decrease, crime decreases, economy increases, taxes increase
2. "This is completely unnecessary," argues @@RANDOMNAME@@, CEO of @@NAME@@ Express Credit Card Corporation. "Right now people have a choice between cash, check, credit card, travelers' cheques, and what-have-you. The government doesn't need to go invading people's privacy just to solve a few problems like identity theft that we're perfectly capable of, never mind the statistics saying otherwise."
[effect]identity theft runs rampant
[stats]civil rights increase, crime increases
3. "Credit cards? Phooey," declares @@RANDOMNAME@@, president of @@NAME@@ Citizens for Privacy. "We need to get rid of all these alternative forms of currency and go back to the good old days when @@CURRENCY@@s were in cash or precious metal form. That will solve all our problems. No more credit cards that charge 20% interest rates or checks that take a month to clear. Cash is more personal anyway, even if it's impossible to keep track of. That's the beauty of it."
[effect]people horde large amounts of cash in safes to avoid having it stolen
[stats]economy decreases, crime increases, civil rights increase
4. "Who needs @@CURRENCY@@s anyway?" shouts @@RANDOMNAME@@, who lives in a cabin by the river and is seen roasting wild @@ANIMAL@@s for food daily. "It's all this money crap that's driven people like me into the wilderness for a simpler life. Bring back the barter system and the good old days and @@NAME@@ will finally be the great nation it can be!"
[effect]the @@CURRENCY@@ is now useless after the government instituted a national barter system
[stats]economy collapses, civil rights increase, taxes decrease, devoutness increases
The Debate
1. "Electronic money is a great step for the future of @@NAME@@!" announces economist @@RANDOMNAME@@ from the statehouse. "Identity theft, drug trafficking, and even problems like dropping @@CURRENCY@@s on the ground are no longer an issue with electronic money! Simply put all of your cash on a card and use it wherever you go. And call the government if you lose it, no sweat. We'll take care of everything."
[effect]the government constantly battles hackers who try to crack the nation's new electronic money system
[stats]civil rights decrease, crime decreases, economy increases, taxes increase
2. "This is completely unnecessary," argues @@RANDOMNAME@@, CEO of @@NAME@@ Express Credit Card Corporation. "Right now people have a choice between cash, check, credit card, travelers' cheques, and what-have-you. The government doesn't need to go invading people's privacy just to solve a few problems like identity theft that we're perfectly capable of, never mind the statistics saying otherwise."
[effect]identity theft runs rampant
[stats]civil rights increase, crime increases
3. "Credit cards? Phooey," declares @@RANDOMNAME@@, president of @@NAME@@ Citizens for Privacy. "We need to get rid of all these alternative forms of currency and go back to the good old days when @@CURRENCY@@s were in cash or precious metal form. That will solve all our problems. No more credit cards that charge 20% interest rates or checks that take a month to clear. Cash is more personal anyway, even if it's impossible to keep track of. That's the beauty of it."
[effect]people horde large amounts of cash in safes to avoid having it stolen
[stats]economy decreases, crime increases, civil rights increase
4. "Who needs @@CURRENCY@@s anyway?" shouts @@RANDOMNAME@@, who lives in a cabin by the river and is seen roasting wild @@ANIMAL@@s for food daily. "It's all this money crap that's driven people like me into the wilderness for a simpler life. Bring back the barter system and the good old days and @@NAME@@ will finally be the great nation it can be!"
[effect]the @@CURRENCY@@ is now useless after the government instituted a national barter system
[stats]economy collapses, civil rights increase, taxes decrease, devoutness increases