Daamfeck
24-12-2003, 18:32
The Issue
Thousands of business men and women have taken to the streets in protest of their working conditions and pay. "It's not fair that we can't have a union," says Aaron Licorish, VP of Sales at SlothCorp. "Just because we make six figures doesn't mean we don't deserve overtime too! It's high time that the lower classes come to appreciate our hard efforts."
The Debate
Tobias Licorish, secretary of commerce, recommends you ignore these commies. "Free enterprise means not having to succumb to unions, and the world has enough unions already."
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Jean-Paul Clinton, secretary of labor, advises you to adjust laws to allow white-collar unions. "It only makes sense that all of workers in our nation have equal opportunity to benefit from the advantages of collective bargaining."
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"Get these people out of the street!" advises Jazz Hamilton, local police chief. "They're blocking traffic, and making it impossible for the common man to drive to the megamall!"
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Finally, Right Reverend Peggy Silk proclaims, "The downtrodden are suffering at the hands of the MAN, and these wealthy upper shelf vice presidents are asking to make the rich richer and the poor poorer! The only reason the common worker needs a union is to be able to fight against the oppression of these slave drivers! It's ludicrous that these greedy scrooges are asking for even MORE money! Send them packing and raise taxes on the wealthy to bring more equality to our nation!"
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Hey, does anyone know which choice would help my economy? I'm afraid I'm in a bit of a recession at the moment... Can anybody help me?
Thousands of business men and women have taken to the streets in protest of their working conditions and pay. "It's not fair that we can't have a union," says Aaron Licorish, VP of Sales at SlothCorp. "Just because we make six figures doesn't mean we don't deserve overtime too! It's high time that the lower classes come to appreciate our hard efforts."
The Debate
Tobias Licorish, secretary of commerce, recommends you ignore these commies. "Free enterprise means not having to succumb to unions, and the world has enough unions already."
[Accept]
Jean-Paul Clinton, secretary of labor, advises you to adjust laws to allow white-collar unions. "It only makes sense that all of workers in our nation have equal opportunity to benefit from the advantages of collective bargaining."
[Accept]
"Get these people out of the street!" advises Jazz Hamilton, local police chief. "They're blocking traffic, and making it impossible for the common man to drive to the megamall!"
[Accept]
Finally, Right Reverend Peggy Silk proclaims, "The downtrodden are suffering at the hands of the MAN, and these wealthy upper shelf vice presidents are asking to make the rich richer and the poor poorer! The only reason the common worker needs a union is to be able to fight against the oppression of these slave drivers! It's ludicrous that these greedy scrooges are asking for even MORE money! Send them packing and raise taxes on the wealthy to bring more equality to our nation!"
[Accept]
Hey, does anyone know which choice would help my economy? I'm afraid I'm in a bit of a recession at the moment... Can anybody help me?