Letila
18-12-2003, 20:28
Name: Return of the Jedi!
Description: Thousands of people have put Jedi religion on the last census. This has lead many to demand something be done about this.
Option 1: "This is stupid!", says @@RANDOMNAME@@, "The census is useless if people don't take it seriously. I say we require people to choose a real option. It may be limiting, but we can't let people make a joke out of the census."
Effect: People are expected to take the census seriously.
Stats: Political apathy much lower
Option 2: @@RANDOMNAME@@, while waving a plastic lightsaber, suggests a completely different solution. "The Jedi are just as valid as anyone else. I say that the government recognizes our existance. May the Force be with you!"
Effect: Lightsabers and Bajoran orbs are increasingly popular
Stats: Civil rights increase, devoutness increases
Option 3: "I want lots of paperwork before we just declare this a valid religion," says concerned citizen @@RANDOMNAME@@, "If we don't, anyone could just make up a religion out of the blue and justify anything with it. It will be the Violetists all over again if we don't do something."
Effect: People must fill out paperwork to have a new religion recognized
Stats: Devoutness increases slightly, political apathy decreases slightly
Option 4: "I say we make @@NAME@@ a Jedi theocracy," suggests @@RANDOMNAME@@ Kenobi, "We will lead @@NAME@@ into a new golden age with the guidance of the Force. We've tried the other government types and they left you wanting, haven't they? The Jedi are perfect for leading."
Effect: self-proclaimed Jedi rule @@NAME@@
Stat: Devoutness increases, political freedoms drop
Option 5: "Ban the Jedi. They are blasphemous and must be stopped. How can you allow this evil to florish in the great nation of @@NAME@@? Put a stop to them and do us all a favor," requests noted religious fanatic @@RANDOMNAME@@.
Effect: Star Wars fans are frequently arrested
Stat: Devotnous goes way up, civil rights drop
What stat changes do you recommend? What do you think in general?
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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.
The state only exists to serve itself.
Racism-the other stupid ideology
Peace, love, and girls with small waists and really big butts!
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
Description: Thousands of people have put Jedi religion on the last census. This has lead many to demand something be done about this.
Option 1: "This is stupid!", says @@RANDOMNAME@@, "The census is useless if people don't take it seriously. I say we require people to choose a real option. It may be limiting, but we can't let people make a joke out of the census."
Effect: People are expected to take the census seriously.
Stats: Political apathy much lower
Option 2: @@RANDOMNAME@@, while waving a plastic lightsaber, suggests a completely different solution. "The Jedi are just as valid as anyone else. I say that the government recognizes our existance. May the Force be with you!"
Effect: Lightsabers and Bajoran orbs are increasingly popular
Stats: Civil rights increase, devoutness increases
Option 3: "I want lots of paperwork before we just declare this a valid religion," says concerned citizen @@RANDOMNAME@@, "If we don't, anyone could just make up a religion out of the blue and justify anything with it. It will be the Violetists all over again if we don't do something."
Effect: People must fill out paperwork to have a new religion recognized
Stats: Devoutness increases slightly, political apathy decreases slightly
Option 4: "I say we make @@NAME@@ a Jedi theocracy," suggests @@RANDOMNAME@@ Kenobi, "We will lead @@NAME@@ into a new golden age with the guidance of the Force. We've tried the other government types and they left you wanting, haven't they? The Jedi are perfect for leading."
Effect: self-proclaimed Jedi rule @@NAME@@
Stat: Devoutness increases, political freedoms drop
Option 5: "Ban the Jedi. They are blasphemous and must be stopped. How can you allow this evil to florish in the great nation of @@NAME@@? Put a stop to them and do us all a favor," requests noted religious fanatic @@RANDOMNAME@@.
Effect: Star Wars fans are frequently arrested
Stat: Devotnous goes way up, civil rights drop
What stat changes do you recommend? What do you think in general?
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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.
The state only exists to serve itself.
Racism-the other stupid ideology
Peace, love, and girls with small waists and really big butts!
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg