18-12-2003, 05:04
Honest opinions of this proposal would be greatly appreciated. And if you're a fellow Subgenius, then dig on it hard, else no frop for you!
PRABOB!
Title: Should the Subgenius have Slack?
Description: Recently, a group of religious zealots have been distributing controversial pamphlets regarding a cult called "The Church of the Subgenius."
Validity: Not valid for nations who have extremely low civil rights or who have outlawed freedom of speech
Options:
[option]"These wackos are a plague on the great nation of @@NAME@@," says born-again Christian fundamentalist @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Their propaganda contains obscene language, immoral themes, and there's...ahem...renderings of breasts in it! We must ban these types of groups, or our children will never know shame!"
[effect]a list of "inappropriate religions" prohibits unapproved religious groups from assembling and distributing materials
[option]"Would our founding fathers ban a religion just because it rubs some people the wrong way?" asks civil-liberties activist @@RANDOMNAME@@. "We need to let this group exercise their right to freedom of speech, or else @@NAME@@ will lose the respect of civil rights groups everywhere!"
[effect]religious groups routinely pester passersby with badly mimeographed pamphelets
[option]"@@NAME@@ OWES us Slack," cries @@RANDOMNAME@@, an Ordained Minister of the Church of the Subgenius. You must follow your follies and compulsions, and become rich like us! Cast out those false prophets in the bureaucracy of @@NAME@@ and replace them with true Yeti-spawn!"
[effect]newly installed Subgenius officials spread the principles of Slack throughout the country at a surprising fast rate
[option]"These weirdo creeps are buggin' our womenfolk," says local militia organizer and gun nut @@RANDOMNAME@@. "My group can take care of the problem as soon as you can say 'Wow, that's a lot of dead guys'."
[effect]local militia members shoot anyone seen handing out pamphelets in public
PRABOB!
Title: Should the Subgenius have Slack?
Description: Recently, a group of religious zealots have been distributing controversial pamphlets regarding a cult called "The Church of the Subgenius."
Validity: Not valid for nations who have extremely low civil rights or who have outlawed freedom of speech
Options:
[option]"These wackos are a plague on the great nation of @@NAME@@," says born-again Christian fundamentalist @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Their propaganda contains obscene language, immoral themes, and there's...ahem...renderings of breasts in it! We must ban these types of groups, or our children will never know shame!"
[effect]a list of "inappropriate religions" prohibits unapproved religious groups from assembling and distributing materials
[option]"Would our founding fathers ban a religion just because it rubs some people the wrong way?" asks civil-liberties activist @@RANDOMNAME@@. "We need to let this group exercise their right to freedom of speech, or else @@NAME@@ will lose the respect of civil rights groups everywhere!"
[effect]religious groups routinely pester passersby with badly mimeographed pamphelets
[option]"@@NAME@@ OWES us Slack," cries @@RANDOMNAME@@, an Ordained Minister of the Church of the Subgenius. You must follow your follies and compulsions, and become rich like us! Cast out those false prophets in the bureaucracy of @@NAME@@ and replace them with true Yeti-spawn!"
[effect]newly installed Subgenius officials spread the principles of Slack throughout the country at a surprising fast rate
[option]"These weirdo creeps are buggin' our womenfolk," says local militia organizer and gun nut @@RANDOMNAME@@. "My group can take care of the problem as soon as you can say 'Wow, that's a lot of dead guys'."
[effect]local militia members shoot anyone seen handing out pamphelets in public