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22-11-2003, 07:05
The issue: National Curfew for Young People?
A recent middle-of-the-night crime spree, complete with grand theft, property damage, and the defacement of government monuments has been traced to rowdy young people under the age of adulthood. Many citizens have called for a nationwide curfew for all minors.
The debate
1. "Send the kids home at dark already!" demands @@RANDOMNAME@@, who is a self-described "concerned citizen" whom others see yelling at every young person in sight. "If kids can't do something by eight o'clock at night outside, they can't do it at all! Kids being out is the whole reason for the crime rates beign what they are! Send them home at eight!"
[effect]all minors are forced off the streets by eight o'clock every night
[stats]youth-related crime decreases, civil rights decrease
2. "What will kids learn from just being taken home for violating curfew?" asks hard-lining police chief @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Make them spend the night in jail, and maybe even miss some school for violating curfew. Kids will barely want to leave the house! The streets will be peaceful at last!"
[effect]minors are frequently taken to jail for violating curfew
[stats]education decreases, civil rights decrease, youth-related crime decreases
3. "The chief has the right idea, but it isn't going far enough," complains @@RANDOMNAME@@, the president of the @@NAME Association of Retired Persons. "Anyone can be a criminal, not just those darn kids. Let's see how hot the middle-aged think they are if they have to be home at sundown. Curfew should be for everyone except the police and the government. Besides, people need to learn to rise and set with the sun more anyway. It's good for the body."
[effect]the streets are said to close at sundown because of the national curfew on all citizens
[stats]crime decreases greatly, civil rights decrease greatly, economy decreases
4. "Curfew? That's outrageous!" cries @@RANDOMNANE@@, the president of the @@RANDOMNANE@@ Civil Liberties Union. "If kids are out after dark, it's their parents' responsibility, not the government's! And if adults are out after dark, it's their own business! There are 24 hours in a day! Let people make use of all of them as they see fit rather than dictating when people can be out!"
[effect]a growing number of residents are choosing a nocturnal lifestyle
[stats]crime increases, economy increases, civil rights increase, devoutness decreases
5. "Surely we overlook one key issue with this curgew, though," argues ultra-conservative evangelist @@RANDOMNAME@@. "And that is, how do we protect the women of @@NAME@@? We all know that having women on the streets after dark only leads to them getting raped. Besides, if we get women off the streets after dark, they will be home to serve their husbands, which is what they were intended for anyway."
[effect]special laws for women effectively reduce them to second-class citizens
[stats]civil rights decrease, economy decreases, devoutness increases, crime decreases
A recent middle-of-the-night crime spree, complete with grand theft, property damage, and the defacement of government monuments has been traced to rowdy young people under the age of adulthood. Many citizens have called for a nationwide curfew for all minors.
The debate
1. "Send the kids home at dark already!" demands @@RANDOMNAME@@, who is a self-described "concerned citizen" whom others see yelling at every young person in sight. "If kids can't do something by eight o'clock at night outside, they can't do it at all! Kids being out is the whole reason for the crime rates beign what they are! Send them home at eight!"
[effect]all minors are forced off the streets by eight o'clock every night
[stats]youth-related crime decreases, civil rights decrease
2. "What will kids learn from just being taken home for violating curfew?" asks hard-lining police chief @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Make them spend the night in jail, and maybe even miss some school for violating curfew. Kids will barely want to leave the house! The streets will be peaceful at last!"
[effect]minors are frequently taken to jail for violating curfew
[stats]education decreases, civil rights decrease, youth-related crime decreases
3. "The chief has the right idea, but it isn't going far enough," complains @@RANDOMNAME@@, the president of the @@NAME Association of Retired Persons. "Anyone can be a criminal, not just those darn kids. Let's see how hot the middle-aged think they are if they have to be home at sundown. Curfew should be for everyone except the police and the government. Besides, people need to learn to rise and set with the sun more anyway. It's good for the body."
[effect]the streets are said to close at sundown because of the national curfew on all citizens
[stats]crime decreases greatly, civil rights decrease greatly, economy decreases
4. "Curfew? That's outrageous!" cries @@RANDOMNANE@@, the president of the @@RANDOMNANE@@ Civil Liberties Union. "If kids are out after dark, it's their parents' responsibility, not the government's! And if adults are out after dark, it's their own business! There are 24 hours in a day! Let people make use of all of them as they see fit rather than dictating when people can be out!"
[effect]a growing number of residents are choosing a nocturnal lifestyle
[stats]crime increases, economy increases, civil rights increase, devoutness decreases
5. "Surely we overlook one key issue with this curgew, though," argues ultra-conservative evangelist @@RANDOMNAME@@. "And that is, how do we protect the women of @@NAME@@? We all know that having women on the streets after dark only leads to them getting raped. Besides, if we get women off the streets after dark, they will be home to serve their husbands, which is what they were intended for anyway."
[effect]special laws for women effectively reduce them to second-class citizens
[stats]civil rights decrease, economy decreases, devoutness increases, crime decreases