NationStates Jolt Archive

Rip-off: National Hangover

14-11-2003, 18:16
National Hangover in @@NAME@@
After partying like it's 0.999, the citizens have woke with fuzzy memories to find that we are really in the year 2003, and that the idea that it is Year 1 was started on internet forums.. Or 3662, Third Age, and ruled by elves. Or 2601, and are in one big spaceship. Obvious, really.

1. Monkeyland is complaining as usual on the NS foums. "I was celebrating at the Religious Republican's Gentleman Club, when we went to get drinks, and, woke up with a traffic cone. To think NS has made such a fool of me! We must ban it!"
[effect][violet] has deleted your nation
[stats] Civil rights decrease, economy increases

2. "No," says @@NAME@@. "I think we should put warnings on alcohol to stop this happening again. I got so drunk I even hacked this person's account."
[effect] It is mandatory for alcoholic drinks to carry warnings
[stats] Economy decreases, health increases

3. "NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111," screams n00bTopia. "NS is sooo kewl. We should like divide up da RL werld so dat everyone has sum land and their own lil countries. That would be gr8."
[effect] The government is carving up the country to give to its citizens as miniature countries
[stats] Civil rights increases a lot, economy implodes, safety decreases

Wotdya think?
14-11-2003, 18:36
Oh, someone reply if only to say it's too late and a bad issue. Please?

Don't say that.
HC Eredivisie
14-11-2003, 18:42
Oh, someone reply if only to say it's too late and a bad issue. Please?

Don't say that.

good point, didn't even thought about it :wink:
14-11-2003, 18:48
Ah HEM, it's not 2601, and are in one big spaceship.

It's 3501 in one big spaceship. This has been proven many times, mosly by people looking and seeing DNS-1 hanging in orbit.
14-11-2003, 18:49
Why is it always traffic cones?

We have one in the cellar and two in the garden. We did make the one in the cellar into a light but it started to melt.

Well I answered :wink:
14-11-2003, 18:49
OK, any opinions? Mods please, for spelling, changes etc.
14-11-2003, 18:51
One joke issue is enough. Dont ruin the game with a stupid gimmick.
15-11-2003, 17:21
Hang on, does the first option on Diving for Dollars reduce civil freedom?