Naleth
12-11-2003, 00:45
Pretty much a silly issue, but feel free to contribute a name on anything in [brackets], as well as general feedback. Stat changes hidden because I hate it when issue ideas turn into arguments over how the stats should change, plus the mods said they mess with those the most anyway.
Name: [Strange Hair Issue]
Description: A recent surge in odd and suggestive hairstyles involving the letter T has led some of the more conservative politicians in @@NAME@@ to question just what kind of hairstyles people should be aloud to wear.
Validity: Not for low civil rights/personal freedoms?
Options:
[option]"For crying out loud, it's just hair," says a local man on the street with a small mohawk shaped like a T growing out the top of his head. "If I want to express my love for the letter T in this way, then it should be perfectly acceptable."
[effect]strange new hairstyles are showing up all over @@NAME@@
[stats]hidden
[option]"It may be 'just hair'," pipes in the leader for the [People Against Outrageous Hair] @@RANDOMNAME@@, "but it's starting to get in the way of our day to day lives. Why just yesterday while I was at a movie with my wife, a man with a rather large T on his head sat down infront of us and we couldn't see the screen. Something needs to be done about this!"
[effect]the government has enacted restrictions on the length of its citizens hair
[stats]Not telling
[option]"There is a fast and simple way to solve this, soldier," says military general and drill sergent, @@RANDOMNAME@@. "If everyone was required to join the army, then they would all have [that army hair ... little help here? buzz cuts?]. Plus these hippies would spend less time at their little love-fests and more time contributing to our great society."
[effect]the government has made millitary service compulsory
[stats]Wouldn't you like to know?
Name: [Strange Hair Issue]
Description: A recent surge in odd and suggestive hairstyles involving the letter T has led some of the more conservative politicians in @@NAME@@ to question just what kind of hairstyles people should be aloud to wear.
Validity: Not for low civil rights/personal freedoms?
Options:
[option]"For crying out loud, it's just hair," says a local man on the street with a small mohawk shaped like a T growing out the top of his head. "If I want to express my love for the letter T in this way, then it should be perfectly acceptable."
[effect]strange new hairstyles are showing up all over @@NAME@@
[stats]hidden
[option]"It may be 'just hair'," pipes in the leader for the [People Against Outrageous Hair] @@RANDOMNAME@@, "but it's starting to get in the way of our day to day lives. Why just yesterday while I was at a movie with my wife, a man with a rather large T on his head sat down infront of us and we couldn't see the screen. Something needs to be done about this!"
[effect]the government has enacted restrictions on the length of its citizens hair
[stats]Not telling
[option]"There is a fast and simple way to solve this, soldier," says military general and drill sergent, @@RANDOMNAME@@. "If everyone was required to join the army, then they would all have [that army hair ... little help here? buzz cuts?]. Plus these hippies would spend less time at their little love-fests and more time contributing to our great society."
[effect]the government has made millitary service compulsory
[stats]Wouldn't you like to know?