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"Some of these people have endured terrible hardships to reach our borders," says International Red Cross spokesperson Violet Dredd.I found this name rather amusing, if only because it combines the names of two of our admins...

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This made me laugh a few days ago when I received it:

"Heavy metal music is a plague in our good nation and its God-fearing people!" argues local priest and easy listening advocate Jazz Love. "Just the other day, I heard a song by some group called Hell's Irate Puppies with a sinful quantity of bass and drum... oh, and there were probably some lines about killing parents, too, I'd imagine! It's vital that we ban this music, and remove this terrible influence from our children's lives! Think of the children!"

I think a few more names have been added to the bank recently. Apparently my brother is now Max Jong-Il, obviously some relation to the North Korea premiere.

Yes - the new combination results have been very interesting at times (and super multicultural).

In Sirocco there is a prolific streaker called Max Barry...

In Kahta Bill Clinton was in the Chain and leather issue.

I have an activist named Buy Love. Stirkes me as a rather capitalist name for an activist. :o

I had "Buy Utopia" asking me to privatize beaches.

My favorite is George W Bush, the pro-dictatorship hairstylist :lol:

i find it amusing too.

I had "Buy Utopia" asking me to privatize beaches.

So did I!

I had George Bush as a civil rights activist. that got a chuckle. :)

I have a Teacher union leader named Pip christmas.

I have a Teacher union leader named Pip christmas.
Why is that funny? :?

It struck me as funny bcause I personally, and I stress, personally, have never met anyone with the last name of Christmas. I'm looking through my telephone directory right now, and nothing is coming up. Besides, Pip, to me, was always something of a humorous name, reminded me of the Character from Great Expectations (I detest Dickens so much, along with Shakespeare and John Dunne...)

How about this Minister for Mining and Enviroment, Clear-Felling.

"Poets--who needs them?!" scoffs Thomas Longfellow

Almost, to bad there isn't a "Henery" first name :P ... listed.

I once got a Mike Rotch and a Fanny Barber.

In Kahta Bill Clinton was in the Chain and leather issue. Are We Haveing Beeannnsss. Hillbilly bill

i know this is random but I thought Justin Sane was a pretty nifty name.

i know this is random but I thought Justin Sane was a pretty nifty name.
:D
Like a model railroad layout that had a sign on one of the buildings "Justin Time Tool Co." :D

I had George W. Jong Il in the 1st anniversary issue :lol:

Adding new names would be good. Lots of people in my nation are named Jong-Il.

Justin sane? Isn't he one of the members of Anti-Flag? Either the bassist or Drummer?

I had George W. Jong Il in the 1st anniversary issue :lol:
I've had it in several issues. He should add "Hussein" to the list of last names (The king of Jordan is a "Hussein" as well, though I don't mean it that way).

George W. Hussein. That would be nice. :twisted:

I had George Bush as a civil rights activist. that got a chuckle. :)

:D

I once saw Violet Barry, IIRC.

yeah! I love anti - flag if you could tell.

Anti-flag does rule and so does some of the funny random names

I got Max Bush... scary, Max Barry and GW in one...

...and the weird part is, all these names are totally random.

...and the weird part is, all these names are totally random.

you hope :shock:

I went to college with someone christened "Harry Butts".

Apparently my brother is now Max Jong-Il, obviously some relation to the North Korea premiere.

Erm... don't North Koreans put the family name first and given name second?

--- Stephen Morley ---
http://www.safalra.com

Salafaria...(sp?) It doesn't really matter, because if I know anything about Asian names - and I'm Chinese - all the words are symbolized by what the west likes to call "characters" or "drawings" and are one syllable each...and the last name would be one word, and there would be either one or two for the first name. So in Korea, in all probability it's Il Kim-Jong, but we call him Kim-Jong Il. Not sure, though, because Jiang Zemin of china was still Jiang Zemin here... :shock: Now I confused myself.

Anyways, I got the compulsory democracy issue again...hehe, maybe it'll improve my superb political freedoms :lol:


1. "Compulsory voting makes about as much as sense as having the death penalty for attempted suicide," says civil rights activist Prudence Clinton. "You can't force people to be free! You can only give them the choice. Besides, if all those derelicts who can't be bothered to get off their ass once every few years voted, who would they elect? I shudder to think."
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2. "It's not contradictory at all," argues political commentator Alexei Silk. "The fact is, if not everyone votes, the outcome isn't truly representative. Some groups--like elderly gun nuts--vote more often than others. That's why always we always end up with such terrible politicians."
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3. "This raises an interesting issue," says Hack Chicago, your brother. "And that is: why do we need elections, anyway? Seems to me it would be much simpler if you just decided what was right, and did it. Wouldn't that save everyone a lot of time?"
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I got "prudence clinton" which many may believe to be an oxymoron, and "hack chicago." Interesting combinations :)

Salafaria...(sp?) It doesn't really matter, because if I know anything about Asian names - and I'm Chinese - all the words are symbolized by what the west likes to call "characters" or "drawings" and are one syllable each...and the last name would be one word, and there would be either one or two for the first name. So in Korea, in all probability it's Il Kim-Jong, but we call him Kim-Jong Il. Not sure, though, because Jiang Zemin of china was still Jiang Zemin here... :shock: Now I confused myself.

Anyways, I got the compulsory democracy issue again...hehe, maybe it'll improve my superb political freedoms :lol:


1. "Compulsory voting makes about as much as sense as having the death penalty for attempted suicide," says civil rights activist Prudence Clinton. "You can't force people to be free! You can only give them the choice. Besides, if all those derelicts who can't be bothered to get off their ass once every few years voted, who would they elect? I shudder to think."
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2. "It's not contradictory at all," argues political commentator Alexei Silk. "The fact is, if not everyone votes, the outcome isn't truly representative. Some groups--like elderly gun nuts--vote more often than others. That's why always we always end up with such terrible politicians."
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3. "This raises an interesting issue," says Hack Chicago, your brother. "And that is: why do we need elections, anyway? Seems to me it would be much simpler if you just decided what was right, and did it. Wouldn't that save everyone a lot of time?"
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I got "prudence clinton" which many may believe to be an oxymoron, and "hack chicago." Interesting combinations :)

Salafaria...(sp?) It doesn't really matter, because if I know anything about Asian names - and I'm Chinese - all the words are symbolized by what the west likes to call "characters" or "drawings" and are one syllable each...and the last name would be one word, and there would be either one or two for the first name. So in Korea, in all probability it's Il Kim-Jong, but we call him Kim-Jong Il. Not sure, though, because Jiang Zemin of china was still Jiang Zemin here... :shock: Now I confused myself.

Anyways, I got the compulsory democracy issue again...hehe, maybe it'll improve my superb political freedoms :lol:


1. "Compulsory voting makes about as much as sense as having the death penalty for attempted suicide," says civil rights activist Prudence Clinton. "You can't force people to be free! You can only give them the choice. Besides, if all those derelicts who can't be bothered to get off their ass once every few years voted, who would they elect? I shudder to think."
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2. "It's not contradictory at all," argues political commentator Alexei Silk. "The fact is, if not everyone votes, the outcome isn't truly representative. Some groups--like elderly gun nuts--vote more often than others. That's why always we always end up with such terrible politicians."
[Accept]

3. "This raises an interesting issue," says Hack Chicago, your brother. "And that is: why do we need elections, anyway? Seems to me it would be much simpler if you just decided what was right, and did it. Wouldn't that save everyone a lot of time?"
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I got "prudence clinton" which many may believe to be an oxymoron, and "hack chicago." Interesting combinations :)

Alexei Silk, huh? Those smooth-talking Slavic political commentators. :lol:

LOL, yes, and I'm sorry for the triple post...I hit the submit button once and the forums have been giving me trouble for a while now...

Also got Billy-Bob Dodinas, in the multiple wives issue. Just thought it was a really odd name... :lol:

I just got a Falala Longbottoms. I think there needs to be a little more variety in the database of random names, though. A lot of them seem to be repeating. Anyone know how we submit suggestions for random names?

Falala longbottom....lol, I got Fluer Longbottom that day. :lol:


The latest "Harry Potter" book to hit schools across Jaggedy has stirred up the greatest controversy yet.
The Debate

1. "I quite enjoyed the book, until I got to the part where Harry summons evil demons to do his bidding," says religious leader Thomas Jefferson. "Now that's just wrong. We need to restore some sense to this debate, by which I mean we should remove this book from the shelves, salt it thoroughly, and burn it."
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2. Teachers union President Elizabeth Licorish says, "Come on, the book is fantasy! And it's a damn good read. I'd like the government to issue a statement of support for our teachers and librarians, so kids can enjoy good books without interference from religious wackos, like Christians."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.


I finally got the Harry Potter issue! Thomas Jefferson looks down on evil demons and finishes a sentence without using the words "whereas." :P

"For too long, our bodies have been trapped in these prisons of cotton and polyester!" yelled protester Bill Clinton, while apparently developing a nasty case of sunburn. "We must repeal the puritanical laws that make public nudity a crime. My body--my choice to dangle!"

You know, that really is a mental picture I could have lived without. :cry: Ugh.

The death of 108 year old Supreme Court Justice Bill Clinton has created an opening on the bench. Below are the possible nominees.

They just keep living longer and longer

You know, that really is a mental picture I could have lived without. :cry: Ugh.I feel your pain.

"Hey, I've got news for you," says Police media liaison Hope Chicago. "When you're out in public, PEOPLE CAN SEE YOU. These cameras will be extremely helpful in reducing the national crime rate. Frankly, I can't see what the fuss is about."


This name reminded me of a certain TV show :D

I think "Max Trax" and "Clint Clinton" are good ones.
"Randy Clinton" really made me laugh :lol: