Ice Hockey Players
06-11-2003, 06:09
Recently, a series of murders committed by a middle-aged man and his underage nephew have brought into question the viability of the death penalty for bot adults and children.
The debate
"It isn't a matter of age," says staunch conservative activist @@RANDOMNAME@@. "The fact is, both people were responsible for the deaths and both people should pay. With the only thing they can pay with - their lives. Execute them and all other killers. Age is just a number. An insignificant number in this case."
"Executing a minor? Are you out of your mind?" clamors children's activist @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Sure, execute the adult in this case, but children can't be held to that standard, what with all the bad influences the adults around them present. Rehabilitation for the child, execution for the adult."
"Since when does the government have the right to execute anyone?" shouts @@NAME@@ Civil Liberties Union director @@RANDOMNAME@@. "We're killing to show that killing is wrong. Anyone can be rehabilitated. So let's do it."
Famous anarchist @@RANDOMNAME@@ replies, "Rehabilitation and punishment are tools of government oppression. Let these people go free; they are obviously the smartest and craftiest people in all of @@NAME@@. Let's return democracy to the people and get rid of all these extraneous rules that get in the way."
Option 1
Civil Rights go way down
"the government routinely executes children convicted of severe crimes"
Option 2
Civil Rights go down slightly
"all those of legal age are subject to capital punishment"
Option 3
Civil Rights go up
Taxes go up
"a rehabilitation program inspired by "A Clockwork Orange" is underway for all violent criminals"
Option 4
instantly changes government type to "Anarchy"
Political Freedoms go through the roof
All taxes disappear
"murderers either go unpunished or die at the hands of vigilantes"
Any fine-tuning is encouraged.
The debate
"It isn't a matter of age," says staunch conservative activist @@RANDOMNAME@@. "The fact is, both people were responsible for the deaths and both people should pay. With the only thing they can pay with - their lives. Execute them and all other killers. Age is just a number. An insignificant number in this case."
"Executing a minor? Are you out of your mind?" clamors children's activist @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Sure, execute the adult in this case, but children can't be held to that standard, what with all the bad influences the adults around them present. Rehabilitation for the child, execution for the adult."
"Since when does the government have the right to execute anyone?" shouts @@NAME@@ Civil Liberties Union director @@RANDOMNAME@@. "We're killing to show that killing is wrong. Anyone can be rehabilitated. So let's do it."
Famous anarchist @@RANDOMNAME@@ replies, "Rehabilitation and punishment are tools of government oppression. Let these people go free; they are obviously the smartest and craftiest people in all of @@NAME@@. Let's return democracy to the people and get rid of all these extraneous rules that get in the way."
Option 1
Civil Rights go way down
"the government routinely executes children convicted of severe crimes"
Option 2
Civil Rights go down slightly
"all those of legal age are subject to capital punishment"
Option 3
Civil Rights go up
Taxes go up
"a rehabilitation program inspired by "A Clockwork Orange" is underway for all violent criminals"
Option 4
instantly changes government type to "Anarchy"
Political Freedoms go through the roof
All taxes disappear
"murderers either go unpunished or die at the hands of vigilantes"
Any fine-tuning is encouraged.