06-11-2003, 05:01
Well here it is, comments or suggestions?
[title]Weasels or Wrenches?
[description]Both the National University and Consolidated Weasel Inc. want the same patch of forest south of the capital.
[option]"It should be obvious to you that we have the best proposition," claims Consolidated Weasel Representative @@@randomname@@@. "Our plant will make your nation the largest weasel processor in @@@regionname@@@. It will make everyone richer, happier, and fuller after eating the Weasel Jerky™ that we plan to make. Besides, why would you trust your car to a college student?"
[effect]weasel jerky™ is now the snack of choice across the nation
[stats]economy increases, beef-based agriculture increases, tax rate drops 1%, pollution increases
[option]"The training of our young minds is more important than any benefit gained from some stupid weasels," states Professor Emeritus @@@randomname@@@ of your National University. "The Mechanics School that we will build will keep everyone's cars running smoothly as well as giving youth that work with their hands rather than their minds a chance at a brighter future. Not only that, but we could probably talk a few car companies into setting up here."
[effect]students from the national mechanics school have taken to repairing random cars at stoplights
[stats]automobile industry increases, youth crime decreases, agriculture decreases
[option]"Frankly, I hate college students," comments Little Old Lady @@@randomname@@@. "Why, when I was their age, there was no such thing as college, and most of us still managed to get our IQs up to 2 digits. What a waste of my hard-earned retirement savings!"
[effect]all colleges have been banned
[stats]tax rate greatly decreases, youth crime increases, political freedom decreases, civil rights decreases
[option]"Feh," says Archdruid @@@randomname@@@. "This land should remain uncluttered as it has been for centuries. Let nature take its own, and let both the weasels and mechanics go take a hike."
[effect]a cult of local druids is spearheading a revival in the @@@animalname@@@ population
[stats]pollution decreases, national animal increases (frolics in lush forests)
[title]Weasels or Wrenches?
[description]Both the National University and Consolidated Weasel Inc. want the same patch of forest south of the capital.
[option]"It should be obvious to you that we have the best proposition," claims Consolidated Weasel Representative @@@randomname@@@. "Our plant will make your nation the largest weasel processor in @@@regionname@@@. It will make everyone richer, happier, and fuller after eating the Weasel Jerky™ that we plan to make. Besides, why would you trust your car to a college student?"
[effect]weasel jerky™ is now the snack of choice across the nation
[stats]economy increases, beef-based agriculture increases, tax rate drops 1%, pollution increases
[option]"The training of our young minds is more important than any benefit gained from some stupid weasels," states Professor Emeritus @@@randomname@@@ of your National University. "The Mechanics School that we will build will keep everyone's cars running smoothly as well as giving youth that work with their hands rather than their minds a chance at a brighter future. Not only that, but we could probably talk a few car companies into setting up here."
[effect]students from the national mechanics school have taken to repairing random cars at stoplights
[stats]automobile industry increases, youth crime decreases, agriculture decreases
[option]"Frankly, I hate college students," comments Little Old Lady @@@randomname@@@. "Why, when I was their age, there was no such thing as college, and most of us still managed to get our IQs up to 2 digits. What a waste of my hard-earned retirement savings!"
[effect]all colleges have been banned
[stats]tax rate greatly decreases, youth crime increases, political freedom decreases, civil rights decreases
[option]"Feh," says Archdruid @@@randomname@@@. "This land should remain uncluttered as it has been for centuries. Let nature take its own, and let both the weasels and mechanics go take a hike."
[effect]a cult of local druids is spearheading a revival in the @@@animalname@@@ population
[stats]pollution decreases, national animal increases (frolics in lush forests)