Labrador
04-11-2003, 07:02
I just submitted this one...hopefully it will see the light of day...I think it's kinda sorta a fun one..
Cable Executives Get A "Charge" Out Of Proposed "Execution Network"
Local cable executives are excited about a proposal to launch a new pay-per-view channel, Execution TV, where executions will be broadcast live.
[option] It's a win-win situation, exclaimis exultant cable executive @@RANDOMNAME@@
Citizens will pay to watch executions, and the extra tax revenue raised will help defray the government's cost in executing criminals. We could even start a lottery for people who want to actually pull the switch, with all the proceeds going to the government...we could call it "Who Wants To Fry A Criminal?"
[effect]Execution TV has the highest ratings in the nation, and government coffers are filling up rapidly as the lottery for "Who Wants To Fry A Criminal?" hits record sales.
[stats]economy increases slightly, public depravity increases
[option] "That is the most revolting idea I have ever heard!" screams human-rights activist @@RANDOMNAME@@ Only a truly depraved person would want to watch that sort of trash...to say nothing of the kind of person who would actually PAY for a chance to pull the switch! That's beyond sick! Besides, the death penalty is barbaric and wrong. We murder people to send the message that murder is wrong! The death penalty should be abolished!
[effect] The death penalty is illegal. Crime rises slightly
[stats] Economy decreases slightly, Civil Rights increase slightly.
What do y'all think of this one??
Cable Executives Get A "Charge" Out Of Proposed "Execution Network"
Local cable executives are excited about a proposal to launch a new pay-per-view channel, Execution TV, where executions will be broadcast live.
[option] It's a win-win situation, exclaimis exultant cable executive @@RANDOMNAME@@
Citizens will pay to watch executions, and the extra tax revenue raised will help defray the government's cost in executing criminals. We could even start a lottery for people who want to actually pull the switch, with all the proceeds going to the government...we could call it "Who Wants To Fry A Criminal?"
[effect]Execution TV has the highest ratings in the nation, and government coffers are filling up rapidly as the lottery for "Who Wants To Fry A Criminal?" hits record sales.
[stats]economy increases slightly, public depravity increases
[option] "That is the most revolting idea I have ever heard!" screams human-rights activist @@RANDOMNAME@@ Only a truly depraved person would want to watch that sort of trash...to say nothing of the kind of person who would actually PAY for a chance to pull the switch! That's beyond sick! Besides, the death penalty is barbaric and wrong. We murder people to send the message that murder is wrong! The death penalty should be abolished!
[effect] The death penalty is illegal. Crime rises slightly
[stats] Economy decreases slightly, Civil Rights increase slightly.
What do y'all think of this one??