04-11-2003, 06:13
Springwood Decides:
Hobbos on the Dinner Table?
The Issue
In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Springwood's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that Hobbos could be added to the menu.
The Debate
"The fact is, the Hobbo population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Freddy Chicago. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have Hobbo kebabs, Hobbo pies, Hobbo-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."
[Accept]
"I agree that something needs to be done about Hobbo over-population," says random passer-by Beth Shiomi, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."
[Accept]
"I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Sue-Ann Jong-Il. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The Hobbos were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The Hobbo is part of what makes Springwood a great nation!"
[Accept]
Hobbos on the Dinner Table?
The Issue
In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Springwood's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that Hobbos could be added to the menu.
The Debate
"The fact is, the Hobbo population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Freddy Chicago. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have Hobbo kebabs, Hobbo pies, Hobbo-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."
[Accept]
"I agree that something needs to be done about Hobbo over-population," says random passer-by Beth Shiomi, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."
[Accept]
"I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Sue-Ann Jong-Il. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The Hobbos were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The Hobbo is part of what makes Springwood a great nation!"
[Accept]