The Resi Corporation
02-11-2003, 00:15
A number of arsons have been committed in @@NAME@@ recently, all by underage children.
[option]"Well I think the answer is obvious," says @@RANDOMNAME@@, the Cheif of what's left of the police, "You need to give us more funding again! That way we can have the manpower and equipment to find this criminal and beat him to a pulp. Oh, and I suppose bring him to justice, too."
[effect]criminals of perticularly heinous crimes are beaten by the police
[stats]crime decreases, political freedoms decrease
[option]"The solution is simpler than what my violent coleague proposes," says renowned educator and occasional Teacher-of-the-Year @@RANDOMNAME@@, "Education simply needs even MORE funding. The thing is, if we can bring about some standardized sanity test for our children, then we can weed out the bad apples before they get lighters, kinves, or boxcutters into their hands. I suppose we'd have to open some asylums to house them all, though..."
[effect]children are given sanity tests at an early age
[stats]education increases, crime decreases, civil rights decrease, economy decreases
[option]"I think we should let this go on for a little longer," says CEO of Wolf News, @@RANDOMNAME@@, during a five-martini lunch, "I mean, we're raking in a huge profit covering this stuff! Sure a few buildings are being burnt down, and a few families are left homeless, but everyone's watching our footage of the incidents! After we let this run on for about a month or so the public interest will go down, and then we can actually try and catch the guy. Oh, and when we do we can get some nice stories on the court scene. Hey, you aren't going to quote me on this, are you?"
[effect]the news industry supercides the police force
[stats]economy increases signifigantly, crime increases
So whaddya'll think?
[option]"Well I think the answer is obvious," says @@RANDOMNAME@@, the Cheif of what's left of the police, "You need to give us more funding again! That way we can have the manpower and equipment to find this criminal and beat him to a pulp. Oh, and I suppose bring him to justice, too."
[effect]criminals of perticularly heinous crimes are beaten by the police
[stats]crime decreases, political freedoms decrease
[option]"The solution is simpler than what my violent coleague proposes," says renowned educator and occasional Teacher-of-the-Year @@RANDOMNAME@@, "Education simply needs even MORE funding. The thing is, if we can bring about some standardized sanity test for our children, then we can weed out the bad apples before they get lighters, kinves, or boxcutters into their hands. I suppose we'd have to open some asylums to house them all, though..."
[effect]children are given sanity tests at an early age
[stats]education increases, crime decreases, civil rights decrease, economy decreases
[option]"I think we should let this go on for a little longer," says CEO of Wolf News, @@RANDOMNAME@@, during a five-martini lunch, "I mean, we're raking in a huge profit covering this stuff! Sure a few buildings are being burnt down, and a few families are left homeless, but everyone's watching our footage of the incidents! After we let this run on for about a month or so the public interest will go down, and then we can actually try and catch the guy. Oh, and when we do we can get some nice stories on the court scene. Hey, you aren't going to quote me on this, are you?"
[effect]the news industry supercides the police force
[stats]economy increases signifigantly, crime increases
So whaddya'll think?