Athamasha
28-10-2003, 03:30
This is just an idea.
It has come to the attention of the Parliment of (NATION) that the population is growing out of control and will soon eclipse the capicty of our land area to support it.
1. "What?" says enraged Cardinal (NAME). "What's wrong with that? God has blessed (NATION) with great fertility... it's a blessing, not a curse. In fact we need to encourage higher birth rates with some sort of tax credit. And ban contraceptives."
2. "We just have too many people. A positive program of optional vasectomies, free condoms, and tax boni to those who decide to not have children," says (NAME), President of the Coalition for Negative Population Growth.
3. "We have way too many people. We should just shoot some at random. It's the most fair way," says (NAME) of the (NATION) Facist Party.
4. "Well, obviously, we just have too little land. That can be remidied by 'borrowing' some from our neighbours," says retired four-star general (NAME). "Just a few hundred thousand square kilometers, that's all I ask."
It has come to the attention of the Parliment of (NATION) that the population is growing out of control and will soon eclipse the capicty of our land area to support it.
1. "What?" says enraged Cardinal (NAME). "What's wrong with that? God has blessed (NATION) with great fertility... it's a blessing, not a curse. In fact we need to encourage higher birth rates with some sort of tax credit. And ban contraceptives."
2. "We just have too many people. A positive program of optional vasectomies, free condoms, and tax boni to those who decide to not have children," says (NAME), President of the Coalition for Negative Population Growth.
3. "We have way too many people. We should just shoot some at random. It's the most fair way," says (NAME) of the (NATION) Facist Party.
4. "Well, obviously, we just have too little land. That can be remidied by 'borrowing' some from our neighbours," says retired four-star general (NAME). "Just a few hundred thousand square kilometers, that's all I ask."