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Request for thread closure

The Archregimancy
28-02-2008, 21:59
Oh great and glorious mods, as the thread's originator, may I politely ask for this thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=550452)to be closed.

The thread has long since served its purpose. While no one's been offensive to anyone (or no more offensive than usual on NSG, anyway), any remaining discussions have descended into the most extraordinary off-topic semantic nonsense over whether the District of Columbia is part of the United States because it's not called a 'state'.


Please also see my last two posts to the thread, which clarify my own position on the OP:

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13489014&postcount=120

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13485308&postcount=106

I concede that I admit in the latter post to engaging in what could be considered to be a mild form of trolling by posting a patently ridiculous (though, I hope, not offensive) argument in order to see what reaction would be. I can only plead boredom through hospitalisation as mitigation (spending three weeks on your side drugged up on painkillers and muscle relaxants would drive anyone mad). If my wrist needs to be slapped, I meekly accept my punishment.

Of course, you could also just choose to punish me by leaving the thread open in order to to remind me not to start silly threads in NSG, in which case I'll hang my head in shame and also meekly accept my punishment.

Thank you.
JuNii
29-02-2008, 00:16
As long as everyone is being nice and playing within the rules, why not just let it ramble on?
Ardchoille
29-02-2008, 04:47
I have closed it because:


It was the Right Thing to Do

The OP asked nicely (MWA-HAHA-HA! Who'd believe that?)

It was beginning to get a little singed around the edges

I revel in the arbitrary exercise of petty power

I hate Freedom!

As for the cuddly innocent troll with lots of fur, do I have a wrist-slap for you! Just step a little closer ...

*releases voracious Australian bush ticks into the cuddly fur*

Ah, I love the smell of Moderation in the morning!
The Archregimancy
29-02-2008, 09:39
I have closed it because:


It was the Right Thing to Do

The OP asked nicely (MWA-HAHA-HA! Who'd believe that?)

It was beginning to get a little singed around the edges

I revel in the arbitrary exercise of petty power

I hate Freedom!

As for the cuddly innocent troll with lots of fur, do I have a wrist-slap for you! Just step a little closer ...

*releases voracious Australian bush ticks into the cuddly fur*

Ah, I love the smell of Moderation in the morning!

I had to shave off all of my fur to get to the bush ticks. I now look small, wrinkled and very silly.

In any case, thank you.

May you continue to revel in the arbitrary exercise of petty power, oh wondrous freedom-hating Mod.
Tmutarakhan
05-03-2008, 01:55
*releases voracious Australian bush ticks into the cuddly fur*

So Bush is really an Australian? Does that mean he's constitutionally ineligible?
Ardchoille
05-03-2008, 02:37
That's another subject altogether. Shoo! We've got work to do!