NationStates Jolt Archive

You know you've always wondered why the mods are so cranky, but (mostly) still manage to hang on to their jobs. Well, there's a reason for that.

The Mod Centre.

If you had to deal with the craziness that we deal with on a daily basis, you'd be cranky too. Thankfully, we're not getting as many Griefing reports as we did pre-Influence (but they haven't stopped entirely, thanks to multis), but spam, restorations, abuse, harassment, and similar complaints haven't slowed in the slightest.

Well, we've managed to run off all the admins for a few days, so I grabbed a copy of the Centre code and a portion of the Tasklist and posted it on a third party site. It's read-only, but at least you'll be able to gain a bit of understanding of how things work around here. Don't anyone tell 'em I did this - I'll be wiping the site and this thread before they get back.

The Mod Centre - Special Sneak Preview (http://blueballfixed.ytmnd.com/)

This post has been removed as it contains information that compromises NationStates security. That is not a spoiler block. This isn't the Mod Center you're looking for. Move along. Move along.

--Agent G. Mann
The Federal Bureau of Incrimination

[This post shows signs of tampering by the NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester.]

Wow! I didn't know you mods had such a cool mod center! I saw the delete nation button, the restore nation button, and the multi-check fields. Glad I got to see it before you wiped the site. ;)

That does explain a lot... ;)

Oooh, so that's "The Place With All The Cool Buttons"! Wish I was there!

*Gains whole new respect for mods*

Wow, interesting. I like the part with the rolling blue dots, explains alot.

*Gets distracted by big red ball, and darts across traffic*

So that's what the DEAT-machine looks like. Who knew you could liquify errant nations?

And which one of youse guys is it that keeps losing his head? :D

... and the sad part is.... I actually tried to follow one of the balls all the way to the bottom - gave up after the third time (loosing track)

Ah... so that's why the Murder and Manslaughter proposal was deemed legal...

Awesome, you guys have a live band. Can I join and play the triangle?

/me drags Frisbeeteria off into the shadows.

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester

Hilarious. If you're not going to get paid, at least have some fun.

/me drags Frisbeeteria off into the shadows.

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester

*chuckles in the distance, then returns to the shadows.*

What's the name of the piece of music in the background there?