Jocabia
04-04-2006, 20:23
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=475991
I'm white, so I must not be able to say, nigga, spic, beaner, wetback..but I am called cracker or redneck.
I'm skinny, so I must be bulemic.
I'm emo, so I must cut my wrists.
I'm black, so I must be on welfare.
I'm Hispanic, so I must be dirty.
I'm Asian, so I must love math.
I'm Jewish, so I must be greedy.
I'm gay, so I must have AIDS.
I'm a lesbian, so I must live in San Francisco.
I'm Arab, so I must be a terrorist.
I'm a single mom, so I must be a slut.
I'm old, so I probably cant drive.
i'm quiet so i must be a bitch.
I'm overweight, so I most likely have a problem with self control.
I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm republican, so I must not care about poor people.
I'm democrat, so I must not believe in being responsible.
I'm from the south, so I must be white trash.
I take anti-deppressants, so I must be crazy.
I'm a guy, so I only want to get into your pants.
I'm a girl, so I must think irrationally.
I'm Irish, so I must have a bad drinking problem.
I cry, so I must be suicidal.
I'm Indian, so I must own a 7-11.
I'm Native American, so I must dance around a fire screaming like a savage, or be apart of a gaming casino.
I dont live with my child, so I must be a dead beat dad.
I'm athletic, so I must be stupid.
I'm a prep, so I must eat and breathe Abercrombie and Fitch and Hollister.
I'm a teenager, so I must drink and do drugs.
I drink so something must be wrong.
I'm a cheerleader, so I must be a whore.
I'm a punk, so I must do drugs.
I'm young, so I must be naive.
I'm rich, so I must be a snob, conceided.
I wear black, so I must be gothic.
I'm blonde so anything that comes out my mouth shouldn't matter cause im just a stupid ditz.
I'm white, so I must be a nagging, steal your money kind of
girlfriend.
I'm in band, so i must be a band geek.
I'm a stripper, so i must be a home wrecking, drug addict, alcoholic, prostitute.
I like to dress sexy so I must be easy.
If the shoe fits, well maybe you shoe wear it.
Pass this on.
I'm white, so I must not be able to say, nigga, spic, beaner, wetback..but I am called cracker or redneck.
I'm skinny, so I must be bulemic.
I'm emo, so I must cut my wrists.
I'm black, so I must be on welfare.
I'm Hispanic, so I must be dirty.
I'm Asian, so I must love math.
I'm Jewish, so I must be greedy.
I'm gay, so I must have AIDS.
I'm a lesbian, so I must live in San Francisco.
I'm Arab, so I must be a terrorist.
I'm a single mom, so I must be a slut.
I'm old, so I probably cant drive.
i'm quiet so i must be a bitch.
I'm overweight, so I most likely have a problem with self control.
I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm republican, so I must not care about poor people.
I'm democrat, so I must not believe in being responsible.
I'm from the south, so I must be white trash.
I take anti-deppressants, so I must be crazy.
I'm a guy, so I only want to get into your pants.
I'm a girl, so I must think irrationally.
I'm Irish, so I must have a bad drinking problem.
I cry, so I must be suicidal.
I'm Indian, so I must own a 7-11.
I'm Native American, so I must dance around a fire screaming like a savage, or be apart of a gaming casino.
I dont live with my child, so I must be a dead beat dad.
I'm athletic, so I must be stupid.
I'm a prep, so I must eat and breathe Abercrombie and Fitch and Hollister.
I'm a teenager, so I must drink and do drugs.
I drink so something must be wrong.
I'm a cheerleader, so I must be a whore.
I'm a punk, so I must do drugs.
I'm young, so I must be naive.
I'm rich, so I must be a snob, conceided.
I wear black, so I must be gothic.
I'm blonde so anything that comes out my mouth shouldn't matter cause im just a stupid ditz.
I'm white, so I must be a nagging, steal your money kind of
girlfriend.
I'm in band, so i must be a band geek.
I'm a stripper, so i must be a home wrecking, drug addict, alcoholic, prostitute.
I like to dress sexy so I must be easy.
If the shoe fits, well maybe you shoe wear it.
Pass this on.