Mod Conspiracy
The Former Smoking Man
13-09-2005, 22:46
http://www.cis.um.edu.mt/staff/cmeli/xfiles/cm1.jpg
*takes a drag*
According to some (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9628887&postcount=1), there is a Mod conspiracy in our midst.
*takes a long drag*
I am here to assure you that there is no conspiracy. Despite certain unlikely coincidences, seemingly oppressive behavior, and a series of suspicious disappearances of dissenting nations...you have nothing to worry about. Think about it for a moment.
Think about it for a moment.
That sounds suspiciously like Cog....
...and is a Mod behind Smokey the NSer?
Smokey the NSer
13-09-2005, 23:15
That sounds suspiciously like Cog....
...and is a Mod behind Smokey the NSer?
*looks around* I do not see any Mods behind me.
By the way, I remember you leaving NS...
http://www.cis.um.edu.mt/staff/cmeli/xfiles/cm1.jpg
*takes a drag*
According to some (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9628887&postcount=1), there is a Mod conspiracy in our midst.
*takes a long drag*
I am here to assure you that there is no conspiracy. Despite certain unlikely coincidences, seemingly oppressive behavior, and a series of suspicious disappearances of dissenting nations...you have nothing to worry about. Think about it for a moment.
How can you be the former smoking man if you still smoke?
The Former Smoking Man
13-09-2005, 23:33
How can you be the former smoking man if you still smoke?
*takes a drag*
How can you be "the poster formerly known as Jocabia" if you still post? The truth is out there, but you have to think about it for a moment.
*takes a drag*
How can you be "the poster formerly known as Jocabia" if you still post? The truth is out there, but you have to think about it for a moment.
See if you were really thinking you would have done the above.
That is all. *nods*
Lord-General Drache
14-09-2005, 00:16
I've taken great pains to provide you with this proof:
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9632947&postcount=47
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9633096&postcount=50
I can only hope some brave Generalites find me and rescue me..
The Penguin Union
14-09-2005, 01:24
IT"S A CONSPIRACY!!! AAAUGH!! :headbang:
Kroisistan
14-09-2005, 03:14
If this guy wasn't a mod, this thread would be long locked as spam. Plus it'd probably be better served in General, not in the Modcave, but since it's still here, I submit that a mod must be behind this. It would have to be someone old enough to remember the smoking man... hmmm...(actually I'm not old enough to remember that guy, but through investigative lurking, I've heard the lore.) It's not the original, nor a disciple, as the original cig-smoking man was if I was informed correctly in the business of creating rumors and conspiracy theories... not dismissing them.
And Smokey the NSer? Well, I figure that he's either a mod, or one of the more veteran and respected NSers. I lean towards mod though. His advice is just a little too mod-riffic.
Golden Wing
14-09-2005, 05:44
Drache:
First link, mod in question was joking.
Second link proves nothing, just that your post may or may not have been tampered with by a mod. There's no conspiracy.
Lord-General Drache
14-09-2005, 06:24
Drache:
First link, mod in question was joking.
Second link proves nothing, just that your post may or may not have been tampered with by a mod. There's no conspiracy.
...Yes, I know Euro was joking. I was, too. It's just another poke at the "ZOMG!MOD CONSPIRACIES!!!!!111shiftone!!" thing.
Cogitation
14-09-2005, 07:15
That sounds suspiciously like Cog....What can I say? It's popular advice. :p
--The Democratic States of Cogitation
"Think about it for a moment."
The Most Glorious Hack
14-09-2005, 10:19
How can you be the former smoking man if you still smoke?Nobody ever quits smoking. There's just longer periods between relapses.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/83/Xen_halflife_11_AYool.jpg
The mods are here to create the illusion of choice: you think you have some measure of control, but really you're just a plaything of the moderators, the higher power.
BEWARE.MAX BARRY (perhaps) IS WATCHING.
*cue spooky music*
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/83/Xen_halflife_11_AYool.jpg
The mods are here to create the illusion of choice: you think you have some measure of control, but really you're just a plaything of the moderators, the higher power.
BEWARE.MAX BARRY (perhaps) IS WATCHING.
*cue spooky music*
Actually, every one of us are mod puppets except you. Are you scared now?
Ankhmet has a nice signature. The mod conspiracy struck again. The horror. :headbang:
By the way, I remember you leaving NS...
Trust me...two posts a day max, and keeping up with TG land is gone for me. Considering 8 hours a day was my 'here' presence.
Nobody ever quits smoking. There's just longer periods between relapses.
Sounds a lot like NS...
*Sinuhue is not actually here. She is really gone. But gone in the sense of over there, instead of right here...kind of like when you're refusing to answer the phone, but opening the mail is okay. Or something.*
The Czardaian envoy
14-09-2005, 17:05
That sounds suspiciously like Cog.... Of course. TSM is Cog, who is also [violet], who is Max Barry, who is Myrth, who controls us all!!11!!!! Aah! RUN!
...and is a Mod behind Smokey the NSer?Yes. I am that mod.
Oh, and Smokey, don't turn around. I have a TM-GH30 and I know how to use it. I wasn't trained as a 1337 h4x0r for nothing. Mwahahahaha!
Smokey the NSer
14-09-2005, 19:04
Yes. I am that mod.
No you're not. I'm Yav...TJHairba...Ameri...Feor...Melk...[dredd]! ;)
The Czardaian envoy
14-09-2005, 19:08
No you're not. I'm Yav...TJHairba...Ameri...Feor...Melk...[dredd]! ;)
Oh, come off it, Neut/Slaggy/TG/Enodia/Ineptia. Since you didn't mention them I just know you're one of them. Unless you're Myrth, in which case you're also [violet], Max, Czardas, Cog, TSM, and Commando5. ;)
New Dutch America
14-09-2005, 20:23
Actually, every one of us are mod puppets except you. Are you scared now?
I'm scared...If you don't delete me I'll be your friend :D
Damn Governments, always conspiring.....
Capitalizt-Anarchy rules....
I'm scared...If you don't delete me I'll be your friend :D
Damn Governments, always conspiring.....
Capitalizt-Anarchy rules....
Just in case somebody doesn't get the joke and I get in trouble for impersonating a mod, I am not a mod. I have never said I was a mod. I made a joke that NDA is referring to about all users of NS being one mod except [whomever I am talking to at the time]. Again, I am not a mod as evidenced by the fact that I'm generally attractive ;)
Medellina
14-09-2005, 23:52
Actually, every one of us are mod puppets except you. Are you scared now?
He's right, you know.
Euroslavia
15-09-2005, 00:12
Alright now, we've all had some fun, but its getting spammy. Locked.