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Is. Max. Barry. [violet]?

There is no point in hiding it! A simple post, a simple statement, a simple hint, anything will do. Just tell us and we can quit asking this.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=275311&page=78&pp=15

It would help to read the stickies...

I'm far too old to read stickies *nods*

Does it really matter?

My thoughts.

The NS mods have much more to worry about. However that is not my say.

A rare picture of [violet] hard at work:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v453/GMCMA/Other%20stuff/MutantEnemy-small.jpg
Grr. Arrgh.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v453/GMCMA/Other%20stuff/images.jpg
GMC Military Arms
Evil ninja pirate mod conspiracy

GMC = [violet]?

Please tell me the truth, is there a [violet]?


Colodia, your friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a sceptical age. They do not believe except what they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, Colodia, whether they be men's or children's, are little. In this great universe of ours, man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge.


Yes, Colodia, there is a [violet].

She exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no [violet]! It would be as dreary as if there were no Colodias. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The external light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished.

Not believe in [violet]! You might as well not believe in the General forum. You might get your friends to watch in all the forums every day to catch [violet], but even if you did not see [violet] on a webcam, what would that prove? Nobody sees [violet], but that is no sign that there is no [violet]. The most real things in the world are those that neither forumites nor men can see. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course not, but that's no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world.

You tear apart the baby's rattle and see what makes the noise inside, but there is a veil covering the unseen world which not the strongest man, nor even the united strength of all the strongest men that ever lived could tear apart. Only faith, poetry, love, romance, can push aside that curtain and view and picture the supernal beauty and glory beyond. Is it all real? Ah, Colodia, in all this world there is nothing else real and abiding.

No [violet]? Thank God she lives and lives forever. A thousand years from now, Colodia, nay 10 times 10,000 years from now, she will continue to make glad the heart of NationStates.


(with apologies to The New York Sun and Francis P. Church) :p

Please tell me the truth, is there a [violet]?


Colodia, your friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a sceptical age. They do not believe except what they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, Colodia, whether they be men's or children's, are little. In this great universe of ours, man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge.


Yes, Colodia, there is a [violet].

She exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no [violet]! It would be as dreary as if there were no Colodias. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The external light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished.

Not believe in [violet]! You might as well not believe in the General forum. You might get your friends to watch in all the forums every day to catch [violet], but even if you did not see [violet] on a webcam, what would that prove? Nobody sees [violet], but that is no sign that there is no [violet]. The most real things in the world are those that neither forumites nor men can see. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course not, but that's no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world.

You tear apart the baby's rattle and see what makes the noise inside, but there is a veil covering the unseen world which not the strongest man, nor even the united strength of all the strongest men that ever lived could tear apart. Only faith, poetry, love, romance, can push aside that curtain and view and picture the supernal beauty and glory beyond. Is it all real? Ah, Colodia, in all this world there is nothing else real and abiding.

No [violet]? Thank God she lives and lives forever. A thousand years from now, Colodia, nay 10 times 10,000 years from now, she will continue to make glad the heart of NationStates.


(with apologies to The New York Sun and Francis P. Church0 :p
*applause*

This is good enough to start a religion on!!
:D

Please tell me the truth, is there a [violet]?


Colodia, your friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a sceptical age. They do not believe except what they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, Colodia, whether they be men's or children's, are little. In this great universe of ours, man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge.


Yes, Colodia, there is a [violet].

She exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no [violet]! It would be as dreary as if there were no Colodias. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The external light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished.

Not believe in [violet]! You might as well not believe in the General forum. You might get your friends to watch in all the forums every day to catch [violet], but even if you did not see [violet] on a webcam, what would that prove? Nobody sees [violet], but that is no sign that there is no [violet]. The most real things in the world are those that neither forumites nor men can see. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course not, but that's no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world.

You tear apart the baby's rattle and see what makes the noise inside, but there is a veil covering the unseen world which not the strongest man, nor even the united strength of all the strongest men that ever lived could tear apart. Only faith, poetry, love, romance, can push aside that curtain and view and picture the supernal beauty and glory beyond. Is it all real? Ah, Colodia, in all this world there is nothing else real and abiding.

No [violet]? Thank God she lives and lives forever. A thousand years from now, Colodia, nay 10 times 10,000 years from now, she will continue to make glad the heart of NationStates.


(with apologies to The New York Sun and Francis P. Church0 :p
:D

If you haven't already, I just know your going to use that again in the future for someone else...

Actually, Colodia, you're my first. ;)

It's always sweet to watch people go through their first times like this.

It's always sweet to watch people go through their first times like this.
[violet] virgins?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v453/GMCMA/Other%20stuff/images.jpg
GMC Military Arms
Evil ninja pirate mod conspiracythere's no ninja, only pirates :mad:

Jeez, this argument is still going on! Ever since I joined NS this question has always been asked.

<snipped for brevity>

No [violet]? Thank God she lives and lives forever. A thousand years from now, Colodia, nay 10 times 10,000 years from now, she will continue to make glad the heart of NationStates.


(with apologies to The New York Sun and Francis P. Church) :p

*admires Kat from afar*

[Katganistan, you are a genius. :D --Felix]

[Violet] does indeed exist. I posted her picture a few monts ago. If you missed it here he is again!

http://test.air-power.us//gallery/albums/NSMods/violetmod.jpg

[Violet] does indeed exist. I posted her picture a few monts ago. If you missed it here he is again!

http://test.air-power.us//gallery/albums/NSMods/violetmod.jpg

I guess we know who killed Kenny.

That [violet] thing is quite funny, actually.

You can see some more of the mods here: http://test.air-power.us/gallery/NSMods

You're one bored guy.... :)

You can see some more of the mods here: http://test.air-power.us/gallery/NSMods
Hee!
Those are awesome!
Cog is funny, but the best has to be Salusa. It's just such a *cuuuute* picture!

Oops, did I say that out loud?

*bolts in a random direction*

Don't hurt me! Nono!

I think that the Cogitation one is the funniest.

Can I go put those in the pic thread? Please!!! They're so cute. :D

And a wonderful job to whoever made the pictures.

I guess we know who killed Kenny.
Hey leave me alone :mad:

Can I go put those in the pic thread? Please!!! They're so cute. :D

And a wonderful job to whoever made the pictures.


Thanks...made those ages ago. If you want to put them in the pictures thread, please re-host them.

[Violet] does indeed exist. I posted her picture a few monts ago. If you missed it here he is again!

http://test.air-power.us//gallery/albums/NSMods/violetmod.jpg

"She" and "he" were used to describe the same person in that sentence. Hmmnnn...

(As an aside, how come no one asks who the other moderators are? Why is it just [violet]?)

"She" and "he" were used to describe the same person in that sentence. Hmmnnn...

(As an aside, how come no one asks who the other moderators are? Why is it just [violet]?)

No idea why nobody asks about the rest of the mods. I guess because there's nothing to imply that we're famous authors. People have been wondering if [violet] and Max are the same guy, or if maybe [violet] is Max's wife, etc, etc.

The mods KNOW the answer, but one of the few perks we get from modding is confusing the situation even more =p

Yeah, but how would I know? Heck, how could anyone know who anyone is? I could be Brad Pitt and no one would be able to tell o..0

A rare picture of [violet] hard at work:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v453/GMCMA/Other%20stuff/MutantEnemy-small.jpg
Grr. Arrgh.

I used to watch the credits of buffy just to see that lil guy :)


Isnt it more then a perk to add to the confusion, I figured its part of your job to increase the confusion. Im sure [Violet] wants his/her privacy, Max wants his privacy, [VioMax] wants his privacy

so what im getting at is, you can tell me I wont tell anyone else :)

I could be Brad Pitt and no one would be able to tell o..0
Why did you break it off with Jennifer? :)

Jeez, this argument is still going on! Ever since I joined NS this question has always been asked.
and forever shall be

its one of those immortal questions
like do aliens exist? *shifty eyes* is Max an alien?
*hides*

Why did you break it off with Jennifer? :)

Pfft, I could do better ;)

Pfft, I could do better ;)
I thought it was HER that could do better.....

The mods KNOW the answer, but one of the few perks we get from modding is confusing the situation even more =p
Do all mods know the answer, or only some of them?

;)

Why did you break it off with Jennifer? :)

Obviously Angelina.

Those lips...those...um...acting skills...

;)
Obviously everything him and Myrth knows is a lie.

;)

lmao...what an excellent post...especially from a mod

Okay, listen up....

Max Barry is not GMC. Max Barry is not Bottle. Max Barry is not Neutered Sputniks. Max Barry is not Liverpool England. Max Barry is not Texan Hotrodders. Max Barry is not Automagfreek. Max Barry is not Nanakaland. Max Barry is not Atlantian Outcasts. Max Barry is not Karmabaijan. Max Barry is not Mikitivity. Max Barry is not Shaed. Max Barry is not RomeW who, in turn, is not Brad Pitt. Max Barry is not Marathon. Max Barry is not Elvis Presley. Max Barry is not risen from the dead. Max Barry is not dead to begin with. Max Barry is not Santa Claus. Max Barry is not the freaking Easter Bunny.

Are there any other questions?

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
"Think about it for a moment."
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester

Max Barry is not the freaking Easter Bunny.
Aww, man...
There goes my moderator/holiday gift-giver conspiracy theory, right out the window.
:(

Okay, listen up....

Max Barry is not GMC. Max Barry is not Bottle. Max Barry is not Neutered Sputniks. Max Barry is not Liverpool England. Max Barry is not Texan Hotrodders. Max Barry is not Automagfreek. Max Barry is not Nanakaland. Max Barry is not Atlantian Outcasts. Max Barry is not Karmabaijan. Max Barry is not Mikitivity. Max Barry is not Shaed. Max Barry is not RomeW who, in turn, is not Brad Pitt. Max Barry is not Marathon. Max Barry is not Elvis Presley. Max Barry is not risen from the dead. Max Barry is not dead to begin with. Max Barry is not Santa Claus. Max Barry is not the freaking Easter Bunny.

Are there any other questions?

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
"Think about it for a moment."
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester
Yes, is Max Barry [violet]?

Yes, is Max Barry [violet]?
You know what, after Cogitation's post, I'm beginning to think that Max Barry might not even be Max Barry!
It's all a big conspiracy!
:D

You know what, after Cogitation's post, I'm beginning to think that Max Barry might not even be Max Barry!
It's all a big conspiracy!
:D
Best "Maxx" conspiracy yet...

Reminds me of that fine series of educational games....


"Who in the world is [violet] SanDiego" ;)

Reminds me of that fine series of educational games....

"Who in the world is [violet] SanDiego" ;)

Damnit, now I want to play those games again. They were the best ever.

Max Barry is not Shaed.

Should I be worried that I ended up on a mod's list of random people? 'Cause it seems like I must be drawing too much attention to myself >.>

I can only hope that Cogitation is actually a robot capable of being truly random. Or perhaps psychic, and so picked my name knowing I'd read it and get confused. Or... hrm, I've run out of conspiracy theories already. How shocking.

I obviously need sugar and to not go to sleep at 7am.

I am also not Max Barry.
Can't this just be merged into the other thread?

I am also not Max Barry.
Can't this just be merged into the other thread?

If you're not Max Barry, why do you feel the need to TELL us you're not, eh? EH? If you really weren't, it would never have crossed your mind to tell us you aren't.

AHA!

We're ALL Max Barry.
;)

We're ALL Max Barry.
;)
...who, in turn, is also Spartacus.

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester

We're ALL Max Barry.
;)
Hmmmmm.... that could be useful. So every poster here is actually the same person?

But wait, *I'm* not. Following your logic, this whole game/forum is set up solely for my amusement. And that.... doesn't make any sense.

...

Oooh wait! I get it now! 'Max Barry' is just a state of mind! It's all so obvious now!

Max Barry is a whole way of life.

I apologise in advance but this is all a little confuzling for a newb.
please tell me who [violet] is??
and why do people think max barry is her?

...who, in turn, is also Spartacus.

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester
Wait, I'm the real Spartacus!

I am Max Barry, [violet], [dredd], Cogitation, Kandarin, Nathicana, Marathon, Architeiteus, Pope Hope, Myrth, and you. Rawr.

Just kidding, for the humor-impaired. I'm not any of the above.

I am Max Barry, [violet], [dredd], Cogitation, Kandarin, Nathicana, Marathon, Architeiteus, Pope Hope, Myrth, and you. Rawr.
Oooooo....isn't that DEATable?

If you're not Max Barry, why do you feel the need to TELL us you're not, eh? EH? If you really weren't, it would never have crossed your mind to tell us you aren't.

AHA!
In that case, I am Max Barry.
Ha! Reverse psychology!
Wait, now I'm all suspicious... What if I really am?
*whimper*
I'm going to go find the farthest corner from myself I can and hide.
Oh wait... Noo!
*runs into the wall*

Max Barry is a whole way of life.
Hey, Shaed, you said that in TBD's thread, and then she did that MIB-amnesia-flashy thing on me.
Quick! Run!

Is Maxx Barry Max Barry's evil twin?

And isn't he really just Nathicana?

Is Maxx Barry Max Barry's evil twin?

And isn't he really just Nathicana?
No, Nathicana is Cogitation's evil twin, and they're both clones of Che Guevara.
Or something like that, I'd bet. It would be just like them...
Them? Who are they, you ask?
You know, them.
*shifty eyes*
They make things happen from the background.

Hey, Shaed, you said that in TBD's thread, and then she did that MIB-amnesia-flashy thing on me.
Quick! Run!

Nono, it's all good. I have mirrored contact lenses. Stole the idea from Artemis Fowl. They will protect me.

Max Barry is not RomeW who, in turn, is not Brad Pitt.

How would you know? I could be using pseudonyms, something I'm sure celebrities use.

Regardless, though, I am not Brad Pitt, although at times I wish I was. As for Jennifer Anniston: okay, she's good looking, but c'mon, there's better looking females out there.

I am not Brad Pitt, although at times I wish I was. As for Jennifer Anniston: okay, she's good looking, but c'mon, there's better looking females out there.

I wouldn't make her wear a bag over her head. I would have her even with her lack of acting ablility.

what happened to [Dredd]?

I wouldn't make her wear a bag over her head. I would have her even with her lack of acting ablility.

what happened to [Dredd]?

Don't get me wrong- I don't think she's ugly. I just don't think she's the most attractive woman out there.

Is Maxx Barry Max Barry's evil twin?

And isn't he really just Nathicana?
no I am Maxx Berry and im no relation to Max Barry

what happened to [Dredd]?
[Dredd] turned into a cyborg and went on a rampage. He took out most of New York before they managed to put him down.
;)

[Dredd] turned into a cyborg and went on a rampage. He took out most of New York before they managed to put him down.
;)
I heard he became a Judge :)

So, I see the conspiracy continues. *smiles mysteriously* How ... interesting. No, no - nothing to see here. Go on about your business, and pay no attention to the woman behind the curtain, nor her many puppets ...

*ahem*

http://users.breathe.com/pauline/louisegallery/images/little-miss-innocent.jpg

Yus. Innocent.

So, I see the conspiracy continues. *smiles mysteriously* How ... interesting. No, no - nothing to see here. Go on about your business, and pay no attention to the woman behind the curtain, nor her many puppets ...

*ahem*

-snip image-
Yus. Innocent.
I think I've got it figured out.
You aren't Max Barry, you're Darth Vader!
I knew it all along!

"No, Neo ... I am ... your father."

http://pda.dk/pda-classic/pdalt/pdart/darth-vader.gif




ooc: Quit harshin' my groove, yo! No more letting out secrets! You keep this up, and I shall have to send my lackeys out to 're-educate' you. :P

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v453/GMCMA/Other%20stuff/Zombie.jpg

Graaaar. Braaaains.

ooc:You keep this up, and I shall have to send my lackeys out to 're-educate' you. :P
Don't worry, there's almost an entire thread about people using one of those memory-wipe things from Men in Black on me somewhere over in General.
I think the stupid thing's got some adverse effects... I have a mother of a headache now, after about 6 flashes of the memory-eraser thingy...

:D

Praise JAYSUS, I have truly arrived. Not only the topic of a couple of conspiracy theories, but I R BEEN PARODIED! w00t!

*goes off with the giggles*

Praise JAYSUS, I have truly arrived. Not only the topic of a couple of conspiracy theories, but I R BEEN PARODIED! w00t!

*goes off with the giggles*
Go you!
:fluffle:
...
err, what were we talking about?

I think my short term memory's gone out again. Darn un-memory-ness lights which I can't remember the name for.

That would be [violet] and hir identity, s/he being rather elusive and mysterious and such. The question I suppose is, would you become disillusioned if we were finally told? Where would be the excitement of the unknown? How would some folks on here spend their time? It could all bring NS to a crashing halt if that last great barrier were removed.

All the same, a little bird told me that [violet] is in fact God-Imperatrix of the Antarean Star Empire, and that that Cogitation is in fact a refugee AI from a Rigellian commune that went horrifically wrong. So you see Cogitation's employment under someone who hires Antarean demigods as lieutenants is a dark and twisted tale of deceit, corruption, and murder.

And anteaters.

In which case it's safe to say it's some kind of genetic disposition to homocidal rage.

(the previous used with permission by originator, who wishes to remain annomynous for reasons of OPSEX ... which as we all know, is the key to air power. *shifty-eyes*)

That would be [violet] and hir identity, s/he being rather elusive and mysterious and such. The question I suppose is, would you become disillusioned if we were finally told? Where would be the excitement of the unknown? How would some folks on here spend their time? It could all bring NS to a crashing halt if that last great barrier were removed.
I bet it would end the world!
The revelation of [violet]'s identity is a Sign of the End-Times!
All the same, a little bird told me that [violet] is in fact God-Imperatrix of the Antarean Star Empire, and that that Cogitation is in fact a refugee AI from a Rigellian commune that went horrifically wrong. So you see Cogitation's employment under someone who hires Antarean demigods as lieutenants is a dark and twisted tale of deceit, corruption, and murder.

And anteaters.
Hmm, I happen to know for a fact that little birds are fairly trustworthy sources...
They are the ones that told me that the Bavarian Illuminati and the Jew World Order are in league, putting THC into our water to make us more submissive so they can take over more easily, and I *know* that's a fact.
In which case it's safe to say it's some kind of genetic disposition to homocidal rage.
Ooh, I know lots about genetic disposition to homicidal rage!
...
<.<
>.>
Err, did I say that out loud?
Naah.
:)

I am Max Barry.

No not that one you fool, Mr Maximillian Barry of Milton Keynes. There's more than one of us out here you know.