NationStates Jolt Archive

Since the old Standerdized Idiot Reply Form has been declared 'flaimbate' I made a new one, which is hopefully less flamebaitish.
So, I submit this form for the mods approval:
STANDARDIZED IDIOT REPLY FORM (NS Edition, censored for NS, version .01)
By: Dontgonearthere
Directed at:

Congratulations your name here! You have been chosen to recive the SIRF, because of some

really stupid thing you posted. Please, read the following lines. After reading these

lines, take the advice shown. If you are incapable of taking the advice shown because you:
Cannot read
Are quadrapaligic
Have fewer than 5 braincells
Cannot count to 5
Or other problems.
Please simply refrain from posting. Ever again.

Thank you for your time.

You are a:
[ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Loser
[ ] AOLer
[ ] 12 year old
[ ] Troll
[ ] Spammer
[ ] l337 d00d
[ ] Instan00k
[ ] Instawar
[ ] I dont know, but its not a good thing.
[ ] Other:

You Are Being Flamed Because

[ ] You plaugerized somebodies storefront/equipment/nation/story/thread/whatever
[ ] You posted a .999_ = 1 thread
[ ] You posted a Release Date thread
[ ] You posted a "WAR!" thread
[ ] You posted an (next gen system) is better than (next gen system)
[ ] You posted a storefront selling nukes for two cents each
[ ] You posted a thread declaring yourself ruler of the world/a region
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You posted a "How do I delcare war?" message
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You haven't read the stickies
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in
[ ] You posted false information
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You decaposted
[ ] You insulted:
---- [ ] Fellow Poster
---- [ ] Everybody
---- [ ] All of your living relatives, as well as few dead ones.
---- [ ] Moderator
[ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
[ ] You posted racist crap
[ ] You posted in Ub3r 7331 \/\/171/\/g to look )<00\/\/7
[ ] You used numbers or single letters in place of words (U R COOL! I h8 U!)
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice

In Punishment, You Must:

[ ] Give up your AOL Internet account
[ ] STFU & GTFO
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the (long string of explitives) stickies!
[ ] Be VIolets love slave
[ ] Go to your room with no supper
[ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ ] Cross the Audobond wearing a humouros "Ram me" sign
[ ] All of the above

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[ ] Take your s*** somewhere else
[ ] STFU & GTFO
[ ] Learn to post or f*** off
[ ] Go jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] READ THE STICKIES READ THE STICKIES READ THE STICKIES!
[ ] If you apologize I'll leave you alone.
[ ] All of the above




Also, for those who are too tired to write a long denouncation of every newb with ten million imaginary nukes...

Standerdized Ignorenation Form
Version: 1.00
By: Dontgonearthere
Directed at:

Greetings (your name here)! You have been chosen to receive the Standerdized Ignoreation

Form, NS Edition. YOu were selected for this because you are a godmodding foolmonkey, and

no longer exist in the posters opinion. For reasons, see below:

Check all that apply

You:
[ ] POsted a message taking over the world
[ ] Sold nukes for $1 each, or something similar
[ ] Claimed to have nukes while under 100 million population
[ ] Declared war as your first post
[ ] Declared war while under 50 million population
[ ] Claimed vast hordes of Plutonium, diamonds, or whatever
[ ] Made a l33t uber invincible battle tank that r00ls the world.
[ ] Copied somebody elses storefront
[ ] Copied somebody elses stuff
[ ] Posted a message that the world should rid itself of the Jewish Menace or something

similar
[ ] Posted other peoples damages
[ ] Claimed to suddenly have a million tanks in my capitol city
[ ] Refuse to take damage of any kind
[ ] Are a crater, stay in charecter.
[ ] Posted a pointless, flameworty topic

You should:
[ ] Read the stickies
[ ] Observe other peoples RP
[ ] Delete your nation and start over again
[ ] Delete your nation and never, ever, ever post again
[ ] Remove yourself from my dimension
[ ] Study what you post before you post it

You have been ignored for:
[ ] 1 day
[ ] 2 days
[ ] 3 days
[ ] 4 days
[ ] 5 days
[ ] 6 days
[ ] A week
[ ] A month
[ ] A year
[ ] Forever
[ ] Even more than forever.

I like it. :lol:

No.

However funny it is, it's purpose is still clear- To flame someone and call them stupid.

You Are Being Flamed Because

Bold added by myself to show the point.

~Bas

The "quadriplegic" bit is a little offensive, to say the least.

I, personally, feel that this should be moved to general and made into a joke thread. I find it quite humorous, although, in all practicality, it could never be used. We want to keep the n00b nations so they eventually become good members, not scare them all away!

Libertine Empire of Desudoragon

You posted in Ub3r 7331 \/\/171/\/g to look )<00\/\/7

Translated:

You posted in uber teel witing to look koowt.

Possible Replacement:

You posted in "734 (_)83R 1337 \/\/r171/\/g to look |<00\/\/|_"