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Eire SHamrock, greatest leader of all time and all people ever in Nationstates history, had an assasination attempt by the same cabal of mods that have been against him for many months.

As we all know, Eire Shamrock never flamed anyone, and this bizarre choice to "Ip" ban Eire Shamrock in an attempt to silence his greatness once and for all clearly will have no effect on the brilliant man.

Eire Shamrock is clearly one of the most gifted and talented people to ever grace Nationstates, and this latest attempt by jealous rival factions to stop him will never succeed!

This type if illegal IP banning is the result of a great sadness that has swept Nationstates in the last few months, as it has become mod crazy and less fun.

Gone are the days of invasions and huge battles, now the days of snitches and tattle tales, and this is not how it should be.

Eire Shamrock stands up for the little man everywhere! Part Huck Finn, part John Belushi, part Captain Hook, part Al Sharpton, Eire Shamrock says NO JUSTICE NO PEACE!!

This latest setback is one of many Eire has faced, yet there is no doubt that he shall take it in stride like he has so many before him.

ES FOREVER!!

ES also would like to add he can't believe he has bought max berry's works and has told other to do the same, he might re-think this position with this insane rant recieved which is posted below! :

READ THIS INSANITY!:

"Scolopendra
Game Moderator


Founded: 12 Jan 2003
Posts: 4633

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 10:28 am Post subject:

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MODERATOR NEWS SERVICE
"We're not as corrupt as they say we are! Honest!"



Earlier today at 0955 Forum Standard Time, the High Lord Admiral Generalissimo [violet], Supreme Commander of the NationStates Oppressive Administration--LONG LIVE ZEE EMPIRE!--came out with a statement on the Eire Shamrock situation.

[violet], Our Most High Representative of the Tetragrammaton Lord of This World, Max Barry, wrote:

RAWR! I'M HUUUUUUUUUUUGE!


MNS's Admin Rant Translation Bureau has gladly converted this into a form that us mere mortals can understand.

The same, but in the base series of guttural utterances that only pitiful mortal slime like us would ever dare to call 'language,' wrote:
IP banned.

We will keep you informed as messages recieve clearance from the Ministry of Truth. "

You're funny.

You forgot about truthful, valiant, brave, many others.

SUPPORT ES!

You're funny.

It won't do anyone any good, but I feel like responding:

Eire SHamrock, greatest leader of all time and all people ever in Nationstates history, had an assasination attempt by the same cabal of mods that have been against him for many months.
The "cabal of mods" are against those who break the rules, yes. Unfortunately for you, you broke the rules and now the mods are taking appropriate action. If the police pulled you over for speeding and then chased you if you didn't stop, would you say that the "cabal of police" were against you? Wait, don't answer that question.

As we all know, Eire Shamrock never flamed anyone, and this bizarre choice to "Ip" ban Eire Shamrock in an attempt to silence his greatness once and for all clearly will have no effect on the brilliant man.
Depending on who "we all" are, "we all" know a series of different things. One group of "us" knows that you did indeed flame people - this group being the people you flamed. Another group has proof of the same - the mods. A third group is pretty certain you're a loony.

Eire Shamrock is clearly one of the most gifted and talented people to ever grace Nationstates, and this latest attempt by jealous rival factions to stop him will never succeed!
Mindless self-promotion will get you nowhere, except maybe the Governorship of several American states. Gifts and talents mean nothing when you break the rules.

This type if illegal IP banning is the result of a great sadness that has swept Nationstates in the last few months, as it has become mod crazy and less fun.
So now what people do on a private server to prevent certain individuals having access to it is "illegal". My goodness, this is a decision with unbelievable ramifications worldwide - why was nobody else informed about it? As a matter of fact, who made the decision? US Supreme Court?

Gone are the days of invasions and huge battles, now the days of snitches and tattle tales, and this is not how it should be.
Of course, a solution to having "snitches and tattle tales" around is not to do anything objectionable. What's objectionable? Oh, flaming comes to mind.

Eire Shamrock stands up for the little man everywhere! Part Huck Finn, part John Belushi, part Captain Hook, part Al Sharpton, Eire Shamrock says NO JUSTICE NO PEACE!!
Interesting collection of people you've got there, but justice has actually been served already and isn't interested in a delegation from literature, politics and the entertainment industry appearing to "stand up for" any guy - little, big or medium sized. Your case has been assessed by a number of people and you're out of appeals. Stand up all you want, but the noise won't do anything.

This latest setback is one of many Eire has faced, yet there is no doubt that he shall take it in stride like he has so many before him.
It would be nice to think you could do that. Take it in stride. Take some time away from the internet and realise that mindless paranoia can be cured via professional help. Don't turn into one of those weird old people who push shopping trolleys around and tell passers-by how they are really the Tsar of Russia but can't claim the throne because the CIA stole their brain and fed it to the martians and communists in Roswell.

ES also would like to add he can't believe he has bought max berry's works and has told other to do the same, he might re-think this position with this insane rant recieved which is posted below! :
Of course, the difference between a moderator, an administrator and an author is completely lost on you.

Ah. That feels better.

I never broke any rules though, so that's that. Your logic is specious at best, as some police are corrupt and out to get some people, so the same is applicable here. A few mods clearly had it in for me and VOILA. Others did the same thing as me and they are still here, so it is not strictly about enforcement of the rules!

"The "cabal of mods" are against those who break the rules, yes. Unfortunately for you, you broke the rules and now the mods are taking appropriate action. If the police pulled you over for speeding and then chased you if you didn't stop, would you say that the "cabal of police" were against you? Wait, don't answer that question."

Whats a loony? A lunatic? Well no a great man such as Eire Shamrock is not a lunatic at all, he is merely a product of the insane NS world he has been thrust into. Eire Shamrock never "flames" people, that is below him, he merely defends himself from attackers. Nowadays in the overly patrolled NS world Eire has found it harder and harder to protect himself as the cabal against ES wishes to silence him so they can attack him without getting ripped apart by him. It is a sad state of affairs, but no ES never flames, only defends himself.

"[Depending on who "we all" are, "we all" know a series of different things. One group of "us" knows that you did indeed flame people - this group being the people you flamed. Another group has proof of the same - the mods. A third group is pretty certain you're a loony."

The only rules that were broken were the social contract between players and mods, the mods clearly have overstates the case against ES due to some personal cabal against him. This is not "mindless self promotion", nor are they idle boasts, it's the truth. ES is some form of demi-god!

"Mindless self-promotion will get you nowhere, except maybe the Governorship of several American states. Gifts and talents mean nothing when you break the rules. "

When the rights of a defenseless yeoman farmer such as ES are trampled by the wicked forces of oppression, ES the small farmer becomes ES the great with a simple changing of his shirt. No one has the right under God and heaven to restrict the movements of one of the greatest leaders to ever walk this highway of life!

"So now what people do on a private server to prevent certain individuals having access to it is "illegal". My goodness, this is a decision with unbelievable ramifications worldwide - why was nobody else informed about it? As a matter of fact, who made the decision? US Supreme Court? "

Agreed, this is why ES never flames, he merely defends himself. So this does not apply.

"Of course, a solution to having "snitches and tattle tales" around is not to do anything objectionable. What's objectionable? Oh, flaming comes to mind. "

What kind of weirdo statement is this? ES lives on, ES merely wishes to point our his persecution, which he takes christ like. We all see that this decision was made by those contemptous of ES and the greatness he emanates, sheer jealousy and a wish to silence the truth is what these scoundrels wish for! ES is like the thomas paine of our time.

"Interesting collection of people you've got there, but justice has actually been served already and isn't interested in a delegation from literature, politics and the entertainment industry appearing to "stand up for" any guy - little, big or medium sized. Your case has been assessed by a number of people and you're out of appeals. Stand up all you want, but the noise won't do anything."

These bizarre fantasties of YOURS need to looked into professionally. ES is just an average, everyday monolithic superhero who gets a kick out of playing NS for a good laugh. ES takes nothing seriously, it's the enemy that does!

"It would be nice to think you could do that. Take it in stride. Take some time away from the internet and realise that mindless paranoia can be cured via professional help. Don't turn into one of those weird old people who push shopping trolleys around and tell passers-by how they are really the Tsar of Russia but can't claim the throne because the CIA stole their brain and fed it to the martians and communists in Roswell. "

Thank you for proving my point, this action against me was cowardly and sad.

NO JUSTICE NO PEACE STAND UP FOR ES!

<<applauds Enodia>>

*resists the urge to point out that what ES referred to as a "weirdo statement" was brought about by ES's equally peculiar statement that IP bannings are somehow illegal*

All my statements were correct and factual. This planet zorlon you live on, is it nice?

*resists the urge to point out that what ES referred to as a "weirdo statement" was brought about by ES's equally peculiar statement that IP bannings are somehow illegal*

i know what youre trying to do and its not working
Really? I would've thought it was working quite well.

All my statements were correct and factual. This planet zorlon you live on, is it nice?

*resists the urge to point out that what ES referred to as a "weirdo statement" was brought about by ES's equally peculiar statement that IP bannings are somehow illegal*
OK, I'll humour you. Why is an IP banning illegal?

I'm just curious as to how someone who is IP banned is still able to post? Or am I missing something? :?

He must be on AOL...

Ah, well. The amusement persists!

He must be on AOL...

Ah, well. The amusement persists!

Ahhh gracias.

*retreats to her corner*

ES...I'm waiting....

Eire Shamrock stands up for the little man everywhere! Part Huck Finn, part John Belushi, part Captain Hook, part Al Sharpton, Eire Shamrock says NO JUSTICE NO PEACE!!
Interesting collection of people you've got there, but justice has actually been served already and isn't interested in a delegation from literature, politics and the entertainment industry

Obviously, you're right, but my question is: Of literature, entertainment, and politics, which is which? :D
This latest setback is one of many Eire has faced, yet there is no doubt that he shall take it in stride like he has so many before him.
It would be nice to think you could do that. Take it in stride. Take some time away from the internet and realise that mindless paranoia can be cured via professional help. Don't turn into one of those weird old people who push shopping trolleys around and tell passers-by how they are really the Tsar of Russia but can't claim the throne because the CIA stole their brain and fed it to the martians and communists in Roswell. [/quote]

If you like that sort of insanity, I recommend you watch the movie "Bubba-Ho-Tep." Apparently the CIA replaced the missing part of JFK's brain with a sandbag and dyed his hair black. GREAT movie. Definitely more entertaining than this poor deluded soul.

Enodia......you have the patience of Job.....

My advice would be to simply ban the current IP adress as well..but then again,...he seems to enjoy righteous indignation....
Might be a virus...

why is he refering to himself in the third person...?
Creepy...and not in a scary way....more like a pathetic way.....

and he's funny.....but not like "haha" funny....more like..."hmmmm... :? " ...funny.....
Like how bad food is said to smell "funny"....that kind.

I wish more mods had your patience.....

Enodia......you have the patience of Job.....

My advice would be to simply ban the current IP adress as well..but then again,...he seems to enjoy righteous indignation....
Might be a virus...

why is he refering to himself in the third person...?
Creepy...and not in a scary way....more like a pathetic way.....

and he's funny.....but not like "haha" funny....more like..."hmmmm... :? " ...funny.....
Like how bad food is said to smell "funny"....that kind.

I wish more mods had your patience.....
Things that make you go hmmmmmm, perhaps?

I'm currently enjoying this heartily, so it'll be a shame when the powers that be IP ban him for good.

The funniest thing is I think he thinks the whole "Moderator News Service" thing I posted is serious. Like I actually called up [violet] and got RAWR! I'M HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE! as a response.

I doubt that I could come up with anything this amusing! :lol:

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
"Laugh about it for a moment."
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester

Seriously, your unceasing whining is quite irritating.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/spam4.jpg

MODEDIT BY SCOLO: Just keeping things nearly civil.

would it be flaming or trolling if we were to ask him if his meds were straight?

Probably.

This whole situtation is just amusing. Applause to Enodia for his remarks to begin with, I'll be watching with a smile. :lol:

EDIT: Thanks, Cogitation! Wasn't paying attention there... :oops:

Seriously, your unceasing whining is quite irritating.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/spam4.jpg

MODEDIT BY SCOLO: Just keeping things nearly civil.
Your call Scolo.

A question though, what exactly did you find to be less civil about the Pope part then the rest? I've used that in the past, and if there is a problem with STFU pics, then I'd like to know so that I can discontinue their use. I've not kept up with recent regulations of use of pics it would seem, although I thought I knew the limits, things have changed a bit I guess. So a little explanation would suit me well, thanks for your time.

This whole situtation is just amusing. Applause to Enodia for her remarks to begin with, I'll be watching with a smile. :lol:

...his remarks.... Enodia is male.

--The Democratic States of Cogitation

So a little explanation would suit me well, thanks for your time.
All concerning context, you see.

1) ES is violently Irish.
2) ES reacts rather violently to any stimuli real or imagined.
3) Refer back to the whole Protestant/Catholic thing going down in Ireland.

Yeah. I thought it best not to prod in quite that way.

This

Eire SHamrock, greatest leader of all time

next to ex-nation is very entertaining.