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Liverpool England
12-11-2003, 01:11
Spotlight on:
The Nomadic Peoples of Mutual Masturbation
"Mutually Masturbate"

UN Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights: Good Economy: Good Political Freedoms: Good

Location: the Pacific
The Nomadic Peoples of Mutual Masturbation is a tiny, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning hairy palm population. Its hard-working population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government appears to have no policy direction whatsoever. The average income tax rate is 13%. A large private sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, followed by Soda Sales and Woodchip Exports.

Crime is a problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mutual Masturbation's national animal is the hairy palm and its currency is the erotic thought.



Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

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Texastambul
12-11-2003, 01:25
"remarkable for its burgeoning hairy palm population"


:idea: how did they do that...
12-11-2003, 01:27
as bad as that is its kinda funny in a perverted sorta way, but here is not the right place for that stuff.
Phoebos
12-11-2003, 01:30
"remarkable for its burgeoning hairy palm population"


:idea: how did they do that...

animal is the hairy palm. If you do things to protect the species, you get that message
Texastambul
12-11-2003, 01:36
:idea: oh, thanks
Cogitation
12-11-2003, 03:39
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