Goobergunchia
08-11-2003, 20:54
Spotlight on:
The Democratic Republic of Goatsestan
"Show us yer tits"
UN Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights: Rare Economy: Strong Political Freedoms: Outlawed
Location: People Preserve
The Democratic Republic of Goatsestan is a large, pleasant nation, notable for its strong anti-business politics. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 29 million are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Uranium Mining.
A government program is underway to revitalize Goatsestan's beaches, the country has unplugged its internet connection to prevent subversive content, thieves are flogged in public for their crimes, and scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied cock. Crime is moderate. Goatsestan's national animal is the cock and its currency is the anus.
Goatsestan is ranked 3rd in the region and 4,796th in the world for Nudest.
Most Recent Government Activity: 24 minutes ago
I have filed a Getting Help report. However, I have my fears of what this nation may want to post....*scared*
EDIT: Word censors are making this difficult, so I'll just say here once that the name of the nation is Goatsestan.
The Democratic Republic of Goatsestan
"Show us yer tits"
UN Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights: Rare Economy: Strong Political Freedoms: Outlawed
Location: People Preserve
The Democratic Republic of Goatsestan is a large, pleasant nation, notable for its strong anti-business politics. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 29 million are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Uranium Mining.
A government program is underway to revitalize Goatsestan's beaches, the country has unplugged its internet connection to prevent subversive content, thieves are flogged in public for their crimes, and scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied cock. Crime is moderate. Goatsestan's national animal is the cock and its currency is the anus.
Goatsestan is ranked 3rd in the region and 4,796th in the world for Nudest.
Most Recent Government Activity: 24 minutes ago
I have filed a Getting Help report. However, I have my fears of what this nation may want to post....*scared*
EDIT: Word censors are making this difficult, so I'll just say here once that the name of the nation is Goatsestan.