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Courtesy of http://www.cjnetworks.com/~cubsfan/conspiracy.html the great moderator conspiracy is revealed!!

What They DON'T Want You to Know!

"In order to understand Nationstates you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group called the Nationstates Moderators made up of DEAT-happy, power-hungry Conservatively-Liberal National-Socialistic Virginal Homophobic butt-pirates with help from the Nationstates players.
The conspiracy first started during the appointment of mods in the General Forum. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the deletions of Marathon and Beeker.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by iLocking.

They want to modbomb Christofi and Yarm and imprison resisters in the Pacific and Hell using computers and modbombs.

In order to prepare for this, we all must loudly protest and claim to have evidence of power abuse. Since the media is controlled by Stephistan and Tactical Grace we should get our information from Conservative Debate or Sheol."

:lol: And yes, this is ultimately going to the General forum, but it can linger in Moderation for a little while. I think it'll have the most impact here!

~Rep

LoL :lol:

...it's amazing the number of people who actually believe this is true. :?

--Felix

What They DON'T Want You to Know!

In order to understand that the world is dieing you need to realize that everything is controlled by a powerful industrial group called Microsoft made up of Nathicanans with help from Hippies.

The conspiracy first started during French revolution in Arkansas. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including man landing on the moon.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by kicking peoples desks.

They want to stab Christians and imprison resisters in Abyss Where Nought But Daemons Lurk using Maglevs.

In order to prepare for this, we all must execute tactical missle strikes. Since the media is controlled by Firefury, we should get our information from Louis XVIII.

*EDIT: Nevermind! :D *

The result of my inputs:

What They DON'T Want You to Know!

In order to understand Moderation, you need to realise that everything is controlled by National Socialists made up of Volcano-goers with help from General Forum Royalty. The conspiracy first started during the spam thread purge in NS General Forum. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Beeker's deletion. Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by trolling. They want to flame Moderators and imprison resisters in the Rejected Realms using ejections. In order to prevent this, we must all Forum ban. Since the media is controlled by Stephistan, we should get our information from Christofi.

LMAO!

Now how many people do you think will agree with Rep Prod? ;-)

And here's a very useful DU smiley in these cases....[code:1:53839e716e][img]http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/images/smiley_evilGrin.gif[/img][/code:1:53839e716e]

I knew it all along.

LMAO.

Yes, this all confirms my darkest fears. It is a disgrace and should be taken to the general ASAP to alert the masses. I have 'grammed people and am currently recruiting idio.......er....brethren to join me in the fight against this threat to our nationhood, our identity, our manhood........and of course, womanhood. Our group of heros will be known as 'Stop Cowering Under the Mods', or SCUM. So, who wants to join and bear the proud name of SCUM? I am honoured to be the first amongst SCUM!

So it IS true eh?

*Throws rock at evil oppressive power hungry DEAT happy homofobic bisexual SOBs..i mean MODs*

Here's my version.

What They Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand post whoring you need to realize that everything is controlled by a n00bs made up of November nations with help from The Mods.
The conspiracy first started during The Gerneral forum purge in The general forum. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Marathon's deletion.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by spamming.

They want to forum ban Normack and imprison resisters in The UN Forum using short busses.

In order to prepare for this, we all must modicide. Since the media is controlled by Stephistan we should get our information from Melkor Unchained.

:lol:

I posted one on the UN: http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=81991

Heya Rep, how've ya been? Looks like the place is going to hell...

-Nik

This is the second great thread by Rep I've seen within a couple weeks. :lol:

Up until about a month ago I didn't even realize that she had a sense of humor. :shock:

Up until about a month ago I didn't even realize that she had a sense of humor. :shock:

She doesn't. Slaggy hacked her account :wink:

hmmm many a true word spoken in jest...

an old conspiritors trick tell the truth and make out that it sounds like a nutball conspiracy theory... Nixon used the same ploy

You people actually believe that the president organised a bunch of cubans to breakinto the democratic committee premises and plant bugs?

Up until about a month ago I didn't even realize that she had a sense of humor. :shock:

She doesn't. Slaggy hacked her account :wink:

Did he hack yours too? :P

Max Berry is the Architect! Woops, should have used a puppet for that one. Don't ban me!

What they dont want you to know,

the Moderators only allow this topic to exist because its fictional conspiracy only serves to help the true conspiricy by redirecting your attention to a false conspiracy so that you do not notice the more sinister True Conspiracy that they are at the heart of.

The mods must be agents. Where's Neo?

The mods must be agents. Where's Neo?

We IP Banned him months ago.

What They Don't Want You Too Know

They are secretly planning to "accidently" delete Loop for posts to be made by a puppet that they plan to make called "1 Infinate Loop".

They had been planning to make him a fellow mod, but they changed their mind when he revealed their true plans after the "revealation of the conspiracy" test. :twisted:

The mods must be agents. Where's Neo?
We IP Banned him months ago.
:lol:

The mods must be agents. Where's Neo?

So what am I then?

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SalusaSecondus
Tech Modling
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Courtesy of http://www.cjnetworks.com/~cubsfan/conspiracy.html the great moderator conspiracy is revealed!!

What They DON'T Want You to Know!

"In order to understand Nationstates you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group called the Nationstates Moderators made up of DEAT-happy, power-hungry Conservatively-Liberal National-Socialistic Virginal Homophobic butt-pirates with help from the Nationstates players.
The conspiracy first started during the appointment of mods in the General Forum. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the deletions of Marathon and Beeker.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by iLocking.

They want to modbomb Christofi and Yarm and imprison resisters in the Pacific and Hell using computers and modbombs.

In order to prepare for this, we all must loudly protest and claim to have evidence of power abuse. Since the media is controlled by Stephistan and Tactical Grace we should get our information from Conservative Debate or Sheol."

:lol: And yes, this is ultimately going to the General forum, but it can linger in Moderation for a little while. I think it'll have the most impact here!

~Rep

Mod Bomb Me?
Well really.
I don't know what the world is coming to.

Comedy GOLD! :lol:

In order to understand that idiocy is contagious, you need to realize that everything is controlled by Nationstaters made up of Spammers with help from Roleplayers.

The conspiracy first started during World War II in The internet. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Pearl Harbor.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by nosepicking.

They want to murder Mods and imprison resisters in the ICU using ferries.

In order to prepare for this, we all must Suicide by mod. Since the media is controlled by Katganistan, we should get our information from G.W. Bush.


*laughs hysterically* If only it were true!!!

The mods must be agents. Where's Neo?

He's wearing Keanu Reeves' trousers.

Max Berry is the Architect! Woops, should have used a puppet for that one. Don't ban me!

I find that thought intensely disturbing. Actually, [violet] would be the Architect.

But still... an illusory world created to hold our minds in thrall, complete with police who patrol the world to keep its denizens in line.

I ph33r.

The mods must be agents. Where's Neo?

So what am I then?


You're the molding corpse of Cypher after they dumped him overboard, obviously. That explains the mask. :twisted:

...and you're all just treating this as ajoke - when will you open your eyes? Is no one familiar with thge concept of hiding the truth in plain sight?

:D

...and you're all just treating this as ajoke - when will you open your eyes? Is no one familiar with thge concept of hiding the truth in plain sight?

:D

Who's truth? Would you mind speaking for yourself :wink:
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CorinThe
The getting help section! (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/page=help) (for all your gaming problems)http://www.nationstates.net/forum/templates/subSilver/images/whosonline.gif
The Central Pacific (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/page=display_region/region=the_central_pacific) (for The Pacific alternative.)

The Clique, ask SalusaSecondus.

Actually, this is

What They Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand that n00bishness is contagious you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of n00bs made up of roleplayers with help from Mods.
The conspiracy first started during the amerigo war in Nationstates. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the deletion of Satan.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by scratching under their armpits and not leaving the toilet seat down.

They want to consensually rape Lady Sirithil and imprison resisters in the Rejected Realms using hoverboards.

In order to prepare for this, we all must kick them up the arse. Since the media is controlled by Melkor Unchained we should get our information from Menelmacar.


yes, i do know that its impossible to 'consensually rape' someone

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CorinThe
The getting help section! (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/page=help) (for all your gaming problems)http://www.nationstates.net/forum/templates/subSilver/images/whosonline.gif
The Central Pacific (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/page=display_region/region=the_central_pacific) (for The Pacific alternative.)
Corinthe, why are you using a puppet?

You also found time during class to get onto NS?

The mods must be agents. Where's Neo?

So what am I then?


either the oracle or the keymaker.

You also found time during class to get onto NS?

Usually I have a few posts on here between 8-8:30 AM ET. This is called "Homeroom".

As for SS, I don't know who he is...I guess we'll have to wait for Matrix Revolutions to find out!

You also found time during class to get onto NS?

Usually I have a few posts on here between 8-8:30 AM ET. This is called "Homeroom".

As for SS, I don't know who he is...I guess we'll have to wait for Matrix Revolutions to find out!
I have Web design class, but I daren't log onto Qaaolchoura then.

How is it that you are delegate of a much larger region than I, and yet are not afraid of getting DEATed for posting on a shared network?

You also found time during class to get onto NS?

Usually I have a few posts on here between 8-8:30 AM ET. This is called "Homeroom".

As for SS, I don't know who he is...I guess we'll have to wait for Matrix Revolutions to find out!
I have Web design class, but I daren't log onto Qaaolchoura then.

How is it that you are delegate of a much larger region than I, and yet are not afraid of getting DEATed for posting on a shared network?

Because nobody at my school plays NationStates...at least that I know of.

On the other hand, maybe I should be a little more careful....it may be T. California (or The Spazecow, my newest puppet) at school from now on.

either the oracle or the keymaker.

Just what I was going to say.

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand the danger posed to the white race you need to realize that everything is controlled by a contingent of race tratiors made up of Jews with help from the proponents of multiculturalism.

The conspiracy first started during the Neurenberg trials in a secret location in Washington DC. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the falsification of evidence for the holocaust.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by the colour of their skin.

They want to censor national socialists and imprison resisters in prisons of political correctness using the liberal media.

In order to prepare for this, we all must dress up in white sheets. Since the media is controlled by Jewish Hollywood we should get our information from StormFront.

:lol: LOL!

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand the danger posed to the white race you need to realize that everything is controlled by a contingent of race tratiors made up of Jews with help from the proponents of multiculturalism.

The conspiracy first started during the Neurenberg trials in a secret location in Washington DC. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the falsification of evidence for the holocaust.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by the colour of their skin.

They want to censor national socialists and imprison resisters in prisons of political correctness using the liberal media.

In order to prepare for this, we all must dress up in white sheets. Since the media is controlled by Jewish Hollywood we should get our information from StormFront.
:lol:

I don't get why people don't like you Spof. :?

Dang.

Everyone's staring at me now.

DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH THAT HARD!!!! ;)

--Felix

Hey! We're almost a year old! Or rather, the Nationtrix has been going for 2100 years, but we can only make a rough guess.

-Nik

Watch out for Agent Sputniks.

Hey! I always liked Sheol! :twisted:

Watch out for Agent Sputniks.

*cough*AncientSputniks*cough*

:P

And Spoffin, while that is funny, it's a bit close to the line...

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand the danger posed to the white race you need to realize that everything is controlled by a contingent of race tratiors made up of Jews with help from the proponents of multiculturalism.

The conspiracy first started during the Neurenberg trials in a secret location in Washington DC. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the falsification of evidence for the holocaust.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by the colour of their skin.

They want to censor national socialists and imprison resisters in prisons of political correctness using the liberal media.

In order to prepare for this, we all must dress up in white sheets. Since the media is controlled by Jewish Hollywood we should get our information from StormFront.
:lol:

I don't get why people don't like you Spof. :?

Me neither. I guess they just haven't gotten to know me yet.

Watch out for Agent Sputniks.

*cough*AncientSputniks*cough*

:P

And Spoffin, while that is funny, it's a bit close to the line...
Okay, apart from the white sheets bit, I've heard Nazis say absolutely everything that I've posted there.

bump

What They Don't Want You Too Know

They are secretly planning to "accidently" delete Loop for posts to be made by a puppet that they plan to make called "1 Infinate Loop".

They had been planning to make him a fellow mod, but they changed their mind when he revealed their true plans after the "revealation of the conspiracy" test. :twisted:

actually last time I checked there was a clone of me called 1 Infinate Loop
ther are probably more clones of me in the game than anyone else.

-Felix

Remember: a lie is most convincingly hidden between two truths...

With that in mind, I blame Melkor Unchained for everything.

What they don't want you to know

That half the stuff in this thread is really true..