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http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=70117

So...yeah. Zaibock has, over the last few days, been spamming II with insanely godmody posts, which I was, quite frankly, getting sick of. So, in an attempt to educate the lad:

http://daisydownunder.com/images/daisy-artf35s.jpg

Emperor Xander Falken looking most displeased with you

To be perfectly honest, he looks more like a porcupine just had its way with his genitals.

Anyway...Zaibock, why do you insist upon being such a godmoding n00bwank? I mean, seriously...first, you put out your ridiculous invasion threat, then when everyone ignores it you godmode them sending out a response fleet to your Cardboard Armada.

Let me make this perfectly clear:
YOU DO NOT HAVE STAR DESTROYERS.
YOU DO NOT HAVE EVEN ONE STAR DESTROYER.

You are a July Nation, Zaibock. This means that there is no way you could afford any one of those ships you claim, even if it WAS made from carboard. Continuing to spam this ridiculous BS is just another sign of how little you understand how RP works on Nationstates.

As there is no way you could actually construct any sort of fleet like this, and there is no way you could pose even a minimal threat to anyone else, ever, at all, I must therefore ICly decree that anyone claiming to be Zaibock must in fact be some angst-ridden teenager hijacking TV waves from his mother's basement and threatening to conquer the world simply to give himself a moment's escape from the hellhole that is his high school.

In conclusion, I shall personally translate all of the above into n00bese to make sure nothing is lost in the translation.

OMFG WTF LOL u sux0r zabiok u kant aford taht sort of firpowr lol seriosly man ur shps r all made frum cardbord or sumting lol NEway u dont exist so u sux0r s0 stop spaming lol plzkthxbi ps seriosly that dood lokks lik a porkyupin b it his wang or sumting roflmap
It was my attempt to inculcate humor into a thread at the same time I lamented its lack of anything even resembling quality RP (excepting possibly that of Der Angst). It was not flamebait, nor was it really intended to be, and I certainly did not expect what happened next:
OOC(ONE THING YOU EGO OBSESSED WANK SHOT IM 21 I HAVE WORKED SINCE I WAS SIXTEEN AND NO WAY AM I A ANGET RIDDEN TEENAGER YOUR GAME IS CRAP YOU ARE CRAP YOUR MOMMA IS CRAP YOUR FATHER IS CRAP YOUR WHOLE GEEKY EXISTANCE IS CRAP YOU ARE A GEEK THAT CANT TAKE A JOKE I HAD A MATE THAT WARNED ME AGAINST THIS GAME AND AS FOR TAKING OVER THE WORLD HA! ITS PPL LIKE YOU THAT SIT IN BASEMENTS DREAMING YOUR GEEKY LITTLE LIFE AWAY NOW GET A LIFE YOU SHIT FACED COCK SUCKERS!)
My response?
...Wow.

You have issues, dude.
Over the next few pages, he degenerated further into flaming me and several others in AOL n00blish, all the while claiming that he was winning an argument he wasn't even participating in except calling his opponents various (and rather immature) names.

In any event, I'd just ask that the thread be locked and Zaibock asked not to spaz out like that again, and also to, if he MUST godmode like that, at least do it in the NS forum, not II, which is at least theoretically for quality RP.

on edit: Also, on page 2 he has begun to smiley spam. Just thought you'd like to know.

Thanks!

-Kits
Ye Olde Forum Curmudgeon

The thread has been locked and the smiliespam deleted.

I must say, you people really did seem to push him into it, though. :?

Sorry about that, TJ. Just trying to improve the quality of II. o.o

Seriously, though, I had no bloody idea he'd fly off the handle like that.

Now he's posting his 'argument' in II, which is essentially flaming Vichy France, and then some smileyspam just for good measure. >_<

TWATS THE LOT OF YA HAAAAAAAAAAA YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 8) :)

I see he's found the moderation forum as well.

thank you tj furball your da man

good to see somebodies on my side

I have a neat idea:

When you state that you're going to IGNORE someone, just stop arguing with him! Quit responding to his posts.

Putting this little idea into practice would have eliminated about 75% of the drivel on the original set of posts.

Having said that, flaming, smileyspamming, and personal attacks are uncalled for anywhere, but especially on II.

I never said I was ignoring him. Granted, in hindsight I probably SHOULD have, but I had no idea he'd go insane like that. I figured I could probably at least get him to stop godmoding as often. o.o

TWATS THE LOT OF YA HAAAAAAAAAAA YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 8) :)

Stop it. Consider this your only warning.

I never said I was ignoring him. Granted, in hindsight I probably SHOULD have, but I had no idea he'd go insane like that. I figured I could probably at least get him to stop godmoding as often. o.o

Didn't mean to appear I was specifically directing the comment to you. Several people in the three Zaibock threads I've seen stated that they would IGNORE him, then continued to argue. I jumped into the "Blowing up the Moon" thread to toss in my two cents on the subject of astrophysics- which is how I started following the inevitable catastrophe to its ugly conclusion.

Zaibock was still in the wrong. Incitement to riot is not an excuse to start a riot.

he probably missed his nap time during the past week. You know how hard 2nd grade is esspically for the 3rd time.

I didn't read the linked thread, but I have read this thread.

*sigh*

Kitsylvania, I have to agree with TJHairball: regardless of how bad Zaibock has been, calling him a n00bwank and an "angst-ridden teenager hijacking TV waves from his mother's basement and threatening to conquer the world simply to give himself a moment's escape from the hellhole that is his high school" and the comment about "translating into n00bese" definitely did not help the situation. :?

Try to keep a level head when posting. Descending to what you think is the other person's level won't help matters any. Thanks.

he probably missed his nap time during the past week. You know how hard 2nd grade is esspically for the 3rd time.

This, in my opinion, is flamebait. Please don't flamebait. Thank you.

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