NationStates Jolt Archive


Hackers (or hacker wannabees)

27-08-2003, 19:26
Galacta
World Factbook Entry: The plantet of Galacta is in the sector 7-G, millions of space years from the planet Earth, and is the largest, and the only inhabitable planet in its sector. The environment is the best in the Tao-Pickel system, and 12 nations call it their home planet.

UN Delegate: The Empire of Ickhaelm.

Founder: The Republic of Heshe

Galacta contains 11 nations. [List all nations]

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Today's United Nations Report
The Most Pro-Market Nations in Galacta
This data was compiled by surveying a random sample of businesses with the the question, "Do you believe the government is committed to free market policies?"

# Nation UN Category Motto
1. The Grand Duchy of Plinkaville Corporate Police State "I'm the best. Period."
2. The Nomadic Peoples of Deserts Compulsory Consumerist State "I NEED WATER!!!!!!!"
3. The Sultanate of Extreme Blood Loss Compulsory Consumerist State "We'll kill you until all of your blood is on our swords"
4. The Sultanate of Intoxicated Devils Corporate Police State "You WILL die before me."
5. The Armed Republic of Evil and Gaseouness Iron Fist Consumerists "We'll Smite You!"
6. The Sultanate of Murder and Death Father Knows Best State "I'll kill you, until you DIE from it!"
7. The Fiefdom of Funyun land Inoffensive Centrist Democracy "If someone offers you a gazillion dollars, TAKE IT!"
8. The Republic of Fantastic Four Democratic Socialists "Worlds Greatest Comic Magazine"
9. The Empire of Ickhaelm Scandinavian Liberal Paradise "Dont mess with the best!"
10. The Republic of Heshe Liberal Democratic Socialists "Evil is live spelt backwards"

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Regional Happenings
1 day ago: The Holy Empire of Herders ceased to exist.
2 days ago: The Empire of Ickhaelm updated the World Factbook entry.
3 days ago: The Sultanate of Extreme Blood Loss arrived from The land of Death Eaters.
3 days ago: The Sultanate of Intoxicated Devils arrived from The land of Death Eaters.
3 days ago: The Empire of Ickhaelm removed regional password protection.
4 days ago: The Empire of Ickhaelm removed The Sultanate of Intoxicated Devils from the regional ban list.
4 days ago: The Empire of Ickhaelm removed The Sultanate of Extreme Blood Loss from the regional ban list.
4 days ago: The Sultanate of Intoxicated Devils departed this region for The Rejected Realms
4 days ago: The Empire of Ickhaelm ejected The Sultanate of Intoxicated Devils from the region.
4 days ago: The Sultanate of Extreme Blood Loss departed this region for The Rejected Realms

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Galacta Civil Headquarters
Messages from regional members are co-ordinated here.

Lodged From Message

4 days ago
The Grand Duchy of Plinkaville Who are all of these Sultanates?

4 days ago The Empire of Ickhaelm
Mike--Done. Listen, I'm going to password protect the region, I have received some threatening telegrams from region crashers inside our region. ANY MEMBER OF THE UN WHO HAS NOT GIVEN ME AN ENDORSEMENT DO SO NOW. This is for your own safety.

4 days ago The Empire of Ickhaelm
Mike, while I appreciate your suggestion, what would the purpose for voting be?

3 days ago The Sultanate of Murder and Death
Ickhaelm, If you must know, my fellow sultanates and I are region crashers who investigate rogue regions, we do not feel that your nation is rogue, but we do need a new place to stay. please take off the password for the region only so intoxicated devils and extreme blood loss may resume their work. You see, our system only works if we all stay together. One more thing, banning me is not the answer, for right now , one of our minor associates is investingating the nationstates authority, and can have you kicked off of this website. you may put the password back on once my fellow nations have returned. THANK YOU

3 days ago The Grand Duchy of Plinkaville
thank you mike, for your endorsement.

3 days ago The Empire of Ickhaelm While I'll give you a second chance, I do not like the content of this telegram:

From
The Sultanate of Extreme Blood Loss
Received: 20 hours ago I have noticed that your are the delegate of my and my allies new home. be aware, for more sultanates are coming and we STRONGLY suggest you start planning on defending yourselves, you worthless pieces of shi*.

3 days ago The Sultanate of Murder and Death
Well, i must say i too am appalled by this letter.
I am very sorry for this and promise it wont happen again.
If you do not feel they should be allowed back into the region, i understand.

2 days ago The Empire of Ickhaelm
I have a question, how exactly do you investigate these "Rogue Regions"? I would be interested in knowing how your system works, because you mention continuing your "work" and I would like if you could possibly tell me what this work consists of. Other than that, you are all welcome to stay here, as long as the telegrams stay less threatening.

1 day ago The Sultanate of Murder and Death
Well, Ickhaelm, I am glad you asked that question.

You see, our method is to scan every region and make sure there are no hackers, molesters or anything else like that in nationstates. We have developed a cd-rom that will allow us to do in-depth background checks on 1.48 nations per second. If anything seems threatening, we stop the search, find out the source, and continue with the scanning process. We then go back and find out everything we can about the problem-children (pun intended (from the movie)) and either ban them from nationstates, or put them on probation. Probation would mean
I. No U.N. actions
II. No messages or replies in the forum
III. No threatening letters.

The reason why we need all three of us, is because we like to triple-check our work (for obvious reasons), and this just makes it easier.

We will be leaving the region in 6-8 days depending on how long our analysis takes.

1 day ago The Empire of Ickhaelm
Thanks. That makes me feel much better. Like I said, you are welcome to stay here later if you wish. If not, I applaud your work in any case.

I don't know the exact rules, but threatening to hack the admin and have someone deleted can't possibly be legal.
27-08-2003, 19:44
Looks like IC to me. :roll:

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Goobergunchia
27-08-2003, 19:46
Looks like IC to me. :roll:

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That's pretty weird RP IMHO...this should be investigated.
Lemmingcus Meenicus
27-08-2003, 20:19
LOL

I just love it when script kiddies try to talk like they know what they are doing.

"developed a cd-rom"???? Oh god - I'm still laughing.

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imported_Cspalla
27-08-2003, 20:51
This person seems to be all talk, no substance. Fear not, he won't be hacking anyone.
Kandarin
27-08-2003, 20:57
This person seems to be all talk, no substance. Fear not, he won't be hacking anyone.

Yes, but he's intimidating an innocent region.
Neutered Sputniks
27-08-2003, 22:42
*appreciates all the commentary*


Don't fret, this will be moved up the chain to Sal and [violet].
SalusaSecondus
27-08-2003, 23:57
I'll nose around a little and see what I can find out.

SalusaSecondus
Tech Modling
Lemmingcus Meenicus
28-08-2003, 00:11
*appreciates all the commentary*




You're welcome!

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The Most Glorious Hack
28-08-2003, 11:09
I'll nose around a little and see what I can find out.


Heh heh heh
28-08-2003, 11:48
You have to be kidding....
Well thats made some of us laugh.
Background checks?
Someone’s been watching Hackers/TRON/Wargames far too much.
Oh dear LMAO :lol:
The rest of my Dept would like to thank whom ever for amusing them.
13-09-2003, 18:45
Its seems my region is under constant attack. That incident right there was the 3rd time, and we are under attack as we speak!
Cogitation
13-09-2003, 18:53
...and we are under attack as we speak!

Just a reminder: Region crashing by itself is legal (and so is protecting yourself). Region crashing isn't mod-actionable unless the invader delegate bans all native nations, spams, flames, uses UN multies, or commits some other rule violation.

--The Modified Democratic States of Cogitation
NuMetal
13-09-2003, 20:19
Its seems my region is under constant attack. That incident right there was the 3rd time, and we are under attack as we speak!

If you are under constant attack perhaps you should put up a pass for a while,the invaders will pobably get bored and leave after a while