Mewsland
21-05-2009, 02:59
Newscaster) Hello, and welcome to Mewsland News Tonight, broadcast throughout the universe on a frequency of 444.44Mhz. It is stardate 2559.57, and the space weather is, as always, beautiful for Mewsland. However, nature revealed its darker side today in the Kardon system of the Mewsland Galaxy.
Mew) I am President Mew Mæow II of the Federation of Mewsland, broadcasting from Kardon V, where we have set up a temporary government center in the wake of this disaster. The volcano, Mount Cassandra, exploded today just outside of Mew Falls on Kardon IV. It is estimated that five million people are dead, and over three billion more will be displaced or killed in the coming days. The explosion is so large that it is of a magnitude not seen in millenia. Due to the amount of matter being ejected, the pollution of our atmosphere will take at least one year to clean up. We ask that all space-faring nations can come to our aid in this troubled time. Thank you.
Newscaster) In other news, scientists predict that the mountain will not return to its dormant state for at least three days. Let's head to the weather....
Mew) I am President Mew Mæow II of the Federation of Mewsland, broadcasting from Kardon V, where we have set up a temporary government center in the wake of this disaster. The volcano, Mount Cassandra, exploded today just outside of Mew Falls on Kardon IV. It is estimated that five million people are dead, and over three billion more will be displaced or killed in the coming days. The explosion is so large that it is of a magnitude not seen in millenia. Due to the amount of matter being ejected, the pollution of our atmosphere will take at least one year to clean up. We ask that all space-faring nations can come to our aid in this troubled time. Thank you.
Newscaster) In other news, scientists predict that the mountain will not return to its dormant state for at least three days. Let's head to the weather....