The Warmaster
04-05-2009, 03:52
Through the halls of the powerful, through the corridors which echo to the footsteps of princes, up to the heights of the Iron Throne, a whisper echoes. He who first spoke it is without fear, and stands beyond the retaliation of even the Emperor, if such can be said of any man; but those that have carried this whisper, like ants bearing food scrap by scrap back to the nest, are very sure of the people to whom they spread it further, and when they speak they wisely cringe. Mouth to ear, mouth to ear it has percolated through the Inner Court, and the whisper gets louder. Soon the recipients of the secret realize they are not alone, and their confidence grows; not even the Emperor, they remind themselves, can silence his entire court. And now they whisper further, that their secret message should be delivered to him, so that he may consider their point of view. Those who whisper this are, of course, mistaken, because the Emperor knows of this already. The Emperor always knows, and he is aware of what is being whispered throughout his Palace:
Perhaps the Emperor is wrong.
Ishamael II, Emperor of Kregaia and a thousand other titles besides, rose to the Throne in the wake of an apocalyptic civil war, and based his entire foreign policy on a dictum starkly opposite to that of his predecessor. Where Lucifer had commanded, keep friends with Doomingsland, Ishamael spurned the Doomani in favor of ever-closer links to Gholgoth, culminating in an abortive and inconclusive invasion of Doomanum. No one questions the value of Kregaia’s allegiance to Gholgoth, but again, the thought has been voiced: about the Doomani, perhaps the Emperor is wrong.
Doomingsland stands, Kregaia stands, and the two great iron-fisted theocracies of the world glare at each other across league upon league of heaving, storm-lashed ocean. Nothing has been resolved. The Emperor has said since the invasion attempt that there is no more vile infidel than a Doomani, that Doomingsland can never be trusted, and that the spilling of (admittedly very little) Kregaian blood during the expedition demands a grand and brutal vengeance which, the people have always assumed, the Emperor will inflict on the Doomani in his own good time.
That was two years ago. Times change.
* * *
The knock came on the door just as Ishamael was preparing to eat his dinner. He took a deep breath to calm himself, reminding himself that this time, at least, Lord Rahvin was not interrupting his meal on purpose. Laying down his knife and fork, he called, “Come in,” and took a second to relax before the doors to his apartments opened.
Lord Rahvin entered the room, back ramrod straight and face hardened with pride, with an air that made the Immortals flanking him seem like an honor guard rather than a prisoner’s escort. Glancing around the imperial apartments, a slight tightening around his mouth showing his distaste for Ishamael, he stood silently, waiting for the Emperor to speak first.
“All right,” Ishamael growled irritably. The man’s arrogance was already driving him crazy. “Leave us,” he ordered the guards. As they bowed and left, he stood up, walked over to the bar to pour himself a glass of scotch, and only after he’d taken a sip did he turn back to Rahvin. “So. Why do you think you’re here?”
Rahvin shrugged. “Maybe you can’t satisfy your concubines and you think hearing my guesses about why I’m here would make you feel better. Or maybe you want me to waste more of your money invading another close ally. Automagfreek? No, too easy…”
“Fuck your mother,” Ishamael muttered under his breath in response to the sarcasm. “Classic comedy, Rahvin,” he said coldly, “but there’s nobody around to admire your courage, whereas if you make me angry enough, I’ll have you killed and the consequences be damned. I’d advise you to watch your tongue.” He took another sip. “No, no other nations this time. You’re going to Doomingsland again.”
Rahvin stared. “You can’t be serious. You remember what happened last time? Without the element of surprise they’ll have weeks between the time they notice we’re coming and the time we arrive to prepare. Do you think-”
“Wrong, Rahvin,” the Emperor cut in. “You’re not going there at the head of an army. You’re going there to talk peace. If you can understand the concept.”
If he had been surprised before, Rahvin was absolutely thunderstruck by this. He didn’t say a word for a full three seconds. Abruptly he burst out laughing, throwing his head back in unfeigned glee. “By the gods, of course!” he roared. “You finally realize it was stupid as fuck to launch an unprovoked invasion of our closest ally! And now you’re sending me to go clear it up for you!” His laughter finally subsided, but a smile remained on his face as he said, “Leaving aside that it’s starting to seem like you can’t do a damn thing unless I do it for you, it’s getting pretty obvious that the universe has a sense of humor.”
Ishamael had stared, icy-eyed, at the aristocrat through his outburst, and after allowing the silence to harden, he replied in a tone of quiet, suppressed hatred, “Your plane leaves in thirty minutes. The Immortals will take you to a helicopter and you’ll fly to the airport. From there you will go to Urbs Doomanus and meet with Emperor Maximus. You will negotiate a peace settlement with him. A diplomat from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs will be on your plane, and will discuss details with you such as what guarantees and concessions you’re authorized to make. And I won’t insult your honor by suggesting that you’d defect.”
“No, of course not.”
“Maybe you feel like being a smartass and pointing out that, superficially, you have no incentive to conclude a peace settlement on my behalf. But we both know that’s not true.” Rahvin raised an eyebrow, but Ishamael knew it was for show. Wisdom dictated that one know one’s enemy, and Ishamael knew Rahvin well indeed. “We both know what you want more than anything in the world, and doing what I’m asking you is yet another step in that direction. You can do this, and when you do, history will remember you as the man who not only started a war but single-handedly finished it.”
Rahvin was silent for a long time. He might hate Ishamael, and he might be enraged at being backed into a corner, but he knew the Emperor was right. He could do it, and he wanted to, and in the end his only reason not to would be to spite Ishamael. Hardly worth it. After a minute of thought, he looked his nemesis straight in the eye and growled, “Fine. I’ll do it. I’m going now.”
“One more thing.” Rahvin did not turn, but stood facing the door, waiting for the Emperor to go on. “The people will not be told where you are going, or that you’ve gone at all. If Maximus decides he doesn’t want Kregaians on Doomani soil, or if some overzealous infidel should put a bullet in your skull, the entire nation will mourn the tragically fatal heart attack you died of in your sleep. I think I’ve made myself clear.”
Without another word, Rahvin left, and his escorts quickly fell into step behind him as he strode quickly off towards the helipad. It would be a long flight and a difficult task, but Ishamael was very much mistaken if he expected Rahvin not to turn this to his own advantage.
Perhaps the Emperor is wrong.
Ishamael II, Emperor of Kregaia and a thousand other titles besides, rose to the Throne in the wake of an apocalyptic civil war, and based his entire foreign policy on a dictum starkly opposite to that of his predecessor. Where Lucifer had commanded, keep friends with Doomingsland, Ishamael spurned the Doomani in favor of ever-closer links to Gholgoth, culminating in an abortive and inconclusive invasion of Doomanum. No one questions the value of Kregaia’s allegiance to Gholgoth, but again, the thought has been voiced: about the Doomani, perhaps the Emperor is wrong.
Doomingsland stands, Kregaia stands, and the two great iron-fisted theocracies of the world glare at each other across league upon league of heaving, storm-lashed ocean. Nothing has been resolved. The Emperor has said since the invasion attempt that there is no more vile infidel than a Doomani, that Doomingsland can never be trusted, and that the spilling of (admittedly very little) Kregaian blood during the expedition demands a grand and brutal vengeance which, the people have always assumed, the Emperor will inflict on the Doomani in his own good time.
That was two years ago. Times change.
* * *
The knock came on the door just as Ishamael was preparing to eat his dinner. He took a deep breath to calm himself, reminding himself that this time, at least, Lord Rahvin was not interrupting his meal on purpose. Laying down his knife and fork, he called, “Come in,” and took a second to relax before the doors to his apartments opened.
Lord Rahvin entered the room, back ramrod straight and face hardened with pride, with an air that made the Immortals flanking him seem like an honor guard rather than a prisoner’s escort. Glancing around the imperial apartments, a slight tightening around his mouth showing his distaste for Ishamael, he stood silently, waiting for the Emperor to speak first.
“All right,” Ishamael growled irritably. The man’s arrogance was already driving him crazy. “Leave us,” he ordered the guards. As they bowed and left, he stood up, walked over to the bar to pour himself a glass of scotch, and only after he’d taken a sip did he turn back to Rahvin. “So. Why do you think you’re here?”
Rahvin shrugged. “Maybe you can’t satisfy your concubines and you think hearing my guesses about why I’m here would make you feel better. Or maybe you want me to waste more of your money invading another close ally. Automagfreek? No, too easy…”
“Fuck your mother,” Ishamael muttered under his breath in response to the sarcasm. “Classic comedy, Rahvin,” he said coldly, “but there’s nobody around to admire your courage, whereas if you make me angry enough, I’ll have you killed and the consequences be damned. I’d advise you to watch your tongue.” He took another sip. “No, no other nations this time. You’re going to Doomingsland again.”
Rahvin stared. “You can’t be serious. You remember what happened last time? Without the element of surprise they’ll have weeks between the time they notice we’re coming and the time we arrive to prepare. Do you think-”
“Wrong, Rahvin,” the Emperor cut in. “You’re not going there at the head of an army. You’re going there to talk peace. If you can understand the concept.”
If he had been surprised before, Rahvin was absolutely thunderstruck by this. He didn’t say a word for a full three seconds. Abruptly he burst out laughing, throwing his head back in unfeigned glee. “By the gods, of course!” he roared. “You finally realize it was stupid as fuck to launch an unprovoked invasion of our closest ally! And now you’re sending me to go clear it up for you!” His laughter finally subsided, but a smile remained on his face as he said, “Leaving aside that it’s starting to seem like you can’t do a damn thing unless I do it for you, it’s getting pretty obvious that the universe has a sense of humor.”
Ishamael had stared, icy-eyed, at the aristocrat through his outburst, and after allowing the silence to harden, he replied in a tone of quiet, suppressed hatred, “Your plane leaves in thirty minutes. The Immortals will take you to a helicopter and you’ll fly to the airport. From there you will go to Urbs Doomanus and meet with Emperor Maximus. You will negotiate a peace settlement with him. A diplomat from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs will be on your plane, and will discuss details with you such as what guarantees and concessions you’re authorized to make. And I won’t insult your honor by suggesting that you’d defect.”
“No, of course not.”
“Maybe you feel like being a smartass and pointing out that, superficially, you have no incentive to conclude a peace settlement on my behalf. But we both know that’s not true.” Rahvin raised an eyebrow, but Ishamael knew it was for show. Wisdom dictated that one know one’s enemy, and Ishamael knew Rahvin well indeed. “We both know what you want more than anything in the world, and doing what I’m asking you is yet another step in that direction. You can do this, and when you do, history will remember you as the man who not only started a war but single-handedly finished it.”
Rahvin was silent for a long time. He might hate Ishamael, and he might be enraged at being backed into a corner, but he knew the Emperor was right. He could do it, and he wanted to, and in the end his only reason not to would be to spite Ishamael. Hardly worth it. After a minute of thought, he looked his nemesis straight in the eye and growled, “Fine. I’ll do it. I’m going now.”
“One more thing.” Rahvin did not turn, but stood facing the door, waiting for the Emperor to go on. “The people will not be told where you are going, or that you’ve gone at all. If Maximus decides he doesn’t want Kregaians on Doomani soil, or if some overzealous infidel should put a bullet in your skull, the entire nation will mourn the tragically fatal heart attack you died of in your sleep. I think I’ve made myself clear.”
Without another word, Rahvin left, and his escorts quickly fell into step behind him as he strode quickly off towards the helipad. It would be a long flight and a difficult task, but Ishamael was very much mistaken if he expected Rahvin not to turn this to his own advantage.