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The Take A Wish Foundation!

Happy Shining Democracy
03-05-2009, 06:44
The Republic of Happy Shining Democracy today has opened the Take A Wish Foundation!

What is the Take A Wish Foundation?
It is a nonprofit agency made to take away wishes from diseased and dying children and use that money to fund the Happy Shining Democracy government's projects!

The take a wish foundation has provided over 20 million dollars to Happy Shining Democracy Dog food, where surprises like gold teeth and pacemakers are a part of every meal!

Donate Today!
Blunt Knife
03-05-2009, 06:45
Im donating
Happy Shining Democracy
03-05-2009, 06:47
How much will you donate? We will give you a free gift of HSD dog food with any $50 donation!

Prisoners are given free with any amount!
Blunt Knife
03-05-2009, 06:48
5 trillion dollars to take away 5 trillion wishes to fund your awesome govt. projects which are more deserving of money
Happy Shining Democracy
03-05-2009, 06:52
5 trillion? We gladly accept!

Your gifts today include organic HSD dog food, A stamp of approval, letters of thanks from our government, and a bright new 100 inch LCD!

We also now will provide free military support to any donors!
Blunt Knife
03-05-2009, 06:54
im at war with scolopendra

WE WILL V I C T O R Y their asses so we better getv V I C T O R Y
The Scandinvans
03-05-2009, 06:57
OOC: Noobs stop noobing.
Blunt Knife
03-05-2009, 06:59
Shutup scandianvia
The Emmerian Unions
03-05-2009, 06:59
This thread is FULL of epic fail.
Happy Shining Democracy
03-05-2009, 06:59
I am unable to provide assistance for your forces.
Democratic Federation
03-05-2009, 07:00
This actually had some potential for comedy until I noticed that it was a nub thread.

Fail.
Happy Shining Democracy
03-05-2009, 07:00
This thread is FULL of epic fail.

I am only trying to boost my economy!
Blunt Knife
03-05-2009, 07:01
Fail your ass im the one getting donuts and organic food
The Emmerian Unions
03-05-2009, 07:03
I am only trying to boost my economy!

Well, good luck on that, I steal all your moniez!
Democratic Federation
03-05-2009, 07:04
Well, good luck on that, I steal all your moniez!

1337 h4x3d.
Happy Shining Democracy
03-05-2009, 07:05
OOC: Is anybody going to stop trolling me?
The Emmerian Unions
03-05-2009, 07:07
I also carpetbomb your nation with Rickroll bombs. Your entire population commits suicide.
Happy Shining Democracy
03-05-2009, 07:08
OOC: Please stop trolling me.
Scolopendra
03-05-2009, 07:08
Okay, children, let's get this thread back on track.
Happy Shining Democracy
03-05-2009, 07:11
Okay, children, let's get this thread back on track.

OOC: Thank you!
Blunt Knife
03-05-2009, 07:13
OKay, So I've donated my entire governments budget.
Happy Shining Democracy
03-05-2009, 07:17
So far there are 30 children's wishes we have taken away!

Now we can fund our own meat processing plant!

Thank you for your donations!
Blunt Knife
03-05-2009, 07:19
Please make it 900 wishes.
Happy Shining Democracy
03-05-2009, 07:24
Please make it 900 wishes.

A further donation would make this entirely possible!
Blunt Knife
03-05-2009, 07:26
My government is already in debt!
Happy Shining Democracy
03-05-2009, 07:33
My government is already in debt!

Well you might need to borrow more!

These children dont take away their own wishes!
United Anacreon
03-05-2009, 08:55
United Anacreon would like to donate 500,000,000 dollars to the Take A Wish foundation.