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after glorius victory in reijvajik anacreon gallifrey

Uss Gallartese is reopen embassy to world

all delegates welcome to establish embassy in glorios new territory of Gallartese nation

we defeat reijvajik anacreon and garmidia

V I C T O R Y

Hahaha

we have glorious victory in reijvajik and we attack emmerian unions if they do not comply with GALLARTESE

we will VICTORY

I n00k you! I win. I take all your landz and doodz!

Tanks roll in the Emmerian Unions.

Shots are fired at buildings as the approaching armies attack Gallartese tanks, and some are destroyed, some are not. Gallartese troops roll in to the cities and attack some buildings are attacked, some tanks are blown up in the ensuing attack.

United Anacreon bow before GALLARTESE.

Tank conquer capital.

V I C T O R Y

V i c t o r y

I n00k ur tanks! I win!

Emmerian unions leder execute

gallartese is nuke proof COCKAROACHES! i invade tank and enter body orifice.

V I C T O R Y

gallartese victory preval!

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I FIRE MY Ignition Generating Nitrous Oxide Rocket Engine-fitted MISSILES AT U.
U DIE SIXTY SEVEN TIMES.
I EAT UR WOMENS.

U LOSE

POAST UR LOSES

I lose my reproductive organ.

mighty reivajik will pay for making GALLARTESE lose GENITALS.

Reijvajiks Nuclear bombs land in the heart of his own territory. The explosion is seen from very large distances, and the explosion is so immense it wipes out most of Gallartese' forces.

Gallartese lose GENITALS and ARMY. what to do for mghty nation?

V I C T O R Y

I conquer you.

I activate force fields.

U LOSE

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I FIRE MY Ignition Generating Nitrous Oxide Rocket Engine-fitted MISSILES AT U.
U DIE SIXTY SEVEN TIMES.
I EAT UR WOMENS.

U LOSE

POAST UR LOSES

Could you post in english please Reijvajik? Are you dumb?

edit: Just kidding. Gallartese is dumb. It was a joke lol.

could you post in english please reijvajik? Are you dumb?

u insult mi nationz!
U die nao
i fire 3489052847058 nooks at ur silly nation and eat ur fried pplz

good game

((OOC: Must we drag these pointless noob threads out?))

techno-soviet n00ks Gallartese with a thosand n00ks that kill everything

poast lossis

Lmao

I don't see why these idiotic troll threads get so much intention.
FFS people just ignore this.
And yes, I had to warn you (http://www.thefontman.com/troll_b_gone.gif).

OOC: Seriously. On the last thread like this, the mods told you all to just ignore Gallartese if you can't RP with him civilly. Obviously, you can't, so don't post (not even posts where you fire I.G.N.O.R.E. cannons, even though we know those are all so fiendishly clever).

To: All nations concerned with the recent actions of Gallartese

The Dark Republic of Mirkana has long stood against the forces of stupidity that plague humanity. It is common knowledge that criminal incompetence carries the death penalty here.

Therefore, we declare our OPPOSITION to Gallartese, and will meet any attempts *snicker* to conquer other nations *giggle* with the full might...

I'm sorry, I can't keep a straight face anymore. They're a laugh riot!

Anyway, here's the deal. Should Gallartese attempt to attack anyone, we will send our troops to aid the defenders, because, frankly, we could use the target practice, and stopping laughably underplanned invasions is quite fun.

Also, I'm putting our defenses on high alert in case Gallartese attempts to invade us.

Commander-In-Chief Alexander Vassikin
Mount Stronghold
Mirkana