Erbanak
26-04-2009, 15:27
EBC 1 10:00 News
Just yesterday Erbanak's main ambassador, Marshall Susanowa, was attacked by a group of 4 terrorists while going to a conference with the New British Shores Ambassador, Joe Invesor, clearly intent on killing them. 3 of the terrorists were killed and 1 of them was neutralised and detained. From our sources we can tell you that the information extracted from him was that they were members of a group called the 'Holy Star', who are protesting against a recent alliance between Erbanak and the New British Shores. Also, their leader appears to be Erbanese. If you notice any stange people, posters or any type of propaganda, please phone us on 2837198273973122837. Thank you. Now, on to the weather with...
Erbanese Military Conference
General Roger Yarder: We should crush these terrorists! We should set up a highly publicised diplomatic event as a trap, then, when they attack, knock them all out with tranquilisers, and tasers, and fists, and anything else we can!
Field Marshal Graham Brent: This will be too risky, I mean, what if they outnumber us?
Colonel/Ambassador Marshall Susanowa: Simple. Put me in there.
Field Marshal Graham Brent: Oh, come one...you're injured, there's no way you'll be healthy in time fo-
Colonel/Ambassador Marshall Susanowa: I'm fully healed. Look.
*Marshall Susanowa shows everybody his right shoulder*
Field Marshal Graham Brent: But...that's impossible...You had a huge hole n your shoulder just yesterday.
Colonel/Ambassador Marshall Susanowa: Thats what I thought when I woke up this morning. Anyway, Supreme General, what do you think?
Supreme General Martin Cooper: I say we go with your idea. You're by far one if the most skilled soldiers we have, if not THE most skilled. The question is, when is this diplomatic event going to happen, where and how much forces should we put into it.
Captain Sarah Hudsworth: Me, Marshall and 6 guards should do until they arrive, then para-drop some troops in, or have a sniper.
Supreme General Martin Cooper: That's it then. No support from allies?
Colonel/Ambassador Marshall Susanowa: We should keep the New British Shores out of this. I think I kinda annoyed them a bit after the attack.
Field Marshal Graham Brent: What did you do?
Colonel/Ambassador Marshall Susanowa: Well...According to them the information I managed to get from him wasn't enough, right about then there's a rather big gap in my memory, then I find myself covered in blood with the bodies of about 20 guards around me, each with various different injuries. Then I was shot, and then there's another gap, and then it's when you found me, running through the desert.
Field Marshal Graham Brent: That's why you're only a colonel. Foolish actions.
Colonel/Ambassador Marshall Susanowa: Yes, I get the point. I'm not going to that stupid place quite yet though. I have some terrorists to kill.
A meeting between Erbanak and [Insert name of next nation to post here]
In the Erbanese Limo, on the way there.
Colonel/Ambassador Marshall Susanowa: You buy that pistol or did the military give you it?
Captain Sarah Hudsworth: This, is a Walther PPK. I bought it on the black market.
Colonel/Ambassador Marshall Susanowa: This Desert Eagle is from the same place. It's rather worrying that it's so efficient. I hope the legalisation of it works the way the government wants though.
*Captain Sarah Hudsworth takes 2 wine glasses and a bottle of wine from the side of the car.*
Captain Sarah Hudsworth: Fancy a bit of a drink?
Colonel/Ambassador Marshall Susanowa: Uh...No. I need to have a clear mind and clear sight to do this. And please, stop flirting with me. Don't think I haven't noticed. Ever since my rehabilitationand resultant gain of a personality, you've been flirting constantly. I may be charming and whatever you like, but underneath, I'm still a born warrior. The barracks is stuck to me now, thanks to the corrupt, evil government before the EPP.
Captain Sarah Hudsworth: ...Wow...you have some real mental problems thanks to that military service, don't you? I think that space station school thing will really help.
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THIS THREAD CONTAINS REFERENCES TO THESE THREADS:
1st New London Conference (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=591393)
Hero School (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=575267)
Hero School (Sign up OOC thread) (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=575165)
Just yesterday Erbanak's main ambassador, Marshall Susanowa, was attacked by a group of 4 terrorists while going to a conference with the New British Shores Ambassador, Joe Invesor, clearly intent on killing them. 3 of the terrorists were killed and 1 of them was neutralised and detained. From our sources we can tell you that the information extracted from him was that they were members of a group called the 'Holy Star', who are protesting against a recent alliance between Erbanak and the New British Shores. Also, their leader appears to be Erbanese. If you notice any stange people, posters or any type of propaganda, please phone us on 2837198273973122837. Thank you. Now, on to the weather with...
Erbanese Military Conference
General Roger Yarder: We should crush these terrorists! We should set up a highly publicised diplomatic event as a trap, then, when they attack, knock them all out with tranquilisers, and tasers, and fists, and anything else we can!
Field Marshal Graham Brent: This will be too risky, I mean, what if they outnumber us?
Colonel/Ambassador Marshall Susanowa: Simple. Put me in there.
Field Marshal Graham Brent: Oh, come one...you're injured, there's no way you'll be healthy in time fo-
Colonel/Ambassador Marshall Susanowa: I'm fully healed. Look.
*Marshall Susanowa shows everybody his right shoulder*
Field Marshal Graham Brent: But...that's impossible...You had a huge hole n your shoulder just yesterday.
Colonel/Ambassador Marshall Susanowa: Thats what I thought when I woke up this morning. Anyway, Supreme General, what do you think?
Supreme General Martin Cooper: I say we go with your idea. You're by far one if the most skilled soldiers we have, if not THE most skilled. The question is, when is this diplomatic event going to happen, where and how much forces should we put into it.
Captain Sarah Hudsworth: Me, Marshall and 6 guards should do until they arrive, then para-drop some troops in, or have a sniper.
Supreme General Martin Cooper: That's it then. No support from allies?
Colonel/Ambassador Marshall Susanowa: We should keep the New British Shores out of this. I think I kinda annoyed them a bit after the attack.
Field Marshal Graham Brent: What did you do?
Colonel/Ambassador Marshall Susanowa: Well...According to them the information I managed to get from him wasn't enough, right about then there's a rather big gap in my memory, then I find myself covered in blood with the bodies of about 20 guards around me, each with various different injuries. Then I was shot, and then there's another gap, and then it's when you found me, running through the desert.
Field Marshal Graham Brent: That's why you're only a colonel. Foolish actions.
Colonel/Ambassador Marshall Susanowa: Yes, I get the point. I'm not going to that stupid place quite yet though. I have some terrorists to kill.
A meeting between Erbanak and [Insert name of next nation to post here]
In the Erbanese Limo, on the way there.
Colonel/Ambassador Marshall Susanowa: You buy that pistol or did the military give you it?
Captain Sarah Hudsworth: This, is a Walther PPK. I bought it on the black market.
Colonel/Ambassador Marshall Susanowa: This Desert Eagle is from the same place. It's rather worrying that it's so efficient. I hope the legalisation of it works the way the government wants though.
*Captain Sarah Hudsworth takes 2 wine glasses and a bottle of wine from the side of the car.*
Captain Sarah Hudsworth: Fancy a bit of a drink?
Colonel/Ambassador Marshall Susanowa: Uh...No. I need to have a clear mind and clear sight to do this. And please, stop flirting with me. Don't think I haven't noticed. Ever since my rehabilitationand resultant gain of a personality, you've been flirting constantly. I may be charming and whatever you like, but underneath, I'm still a born warrior. The barracks is stuck to me now, thanks to the corrupt, evil government before the EPP.
Captain Sarah Hudsworth: ...Wow...you have some real mental problems thanks to that military service, don't you? I think that space station school thing will really help.
-------------------------------------
THIS THREAD CONTAINS REFERENCES TO THESE THREADS:
1st New London Conference (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=591393)
Hero School (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=575267)
Hero School (Sign up OOC thread) (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=575165)