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As of late, our government have noticed a rising number of nations suffering from the inevitable invasion of the Mango's. The Mango is a creature from Jupiter, first discovered in the year 1337, by a Swedish scientist known only as Damp-Hans. At the time, there were only about 5 of them, but with time, their numbers have catapulted up to a schocking 500 000 000.

The Mango's vary in size, and reports have been made about this horrific creature being as tall as 3 inches. No concrete facts have been made available regarding their nourishment habbits, and it is therefore assumed that they live solely on killing, Fritzling and dancing. Reliable sources indicate that they are dressed in cookie monster-outfits and worship peanut-butter. Although, they may look like harmless and peaceful creatures at first sight, millions of people worldwide have been killed and/or "Fritzl'd" by the Mango's.

The armed republic of Cheesebadger is now asking for assistance with the daunting task of exterminating these monsters and put a stop to their reign of terror once and for all. If any nation out there reads this, and have any sort of decency, take your responsibility and sign up here to support this war!

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As of late, our government have noticed a rising number of nations suffering from the inevitable invasion of the Mango's. The Mango is a creature from Jupiter, first discovered in the year 1337, by a Swedish scientist known only as Damp-Hans.

The Mango's vary in size, and reports have been made about this horrific creature being as tall as 3 inches. Reliable sources indicate that they are dressed in cookie monster-outfits and worship peanut-butter. Although, they may look like harmless and peaceful creatures at first sight, millions of people worldwide have been killed and/or "Fritzl'd" by the Mango's.

The armed republic of Cheesebadger is now asking for assistance with the daunting task of exterminating these monsters and put a stop to their reign of terror. If any nation out there reads this, and have any sort of decency, take your responsibility and sign up here to support this war!

Um...is this meant for serious roleplaying, or is this a joke?

Or are you high?

I think it needs to be towed to II.

Um...is this meant for serious roleplaying, or is this a joke?

Or are you high?

No, this is not a joke, neither is it meant for roleplaying, since this is complete, undisputeable reality. To answer your last question, i am pretty damn high on cheese.

We all should join for this great cause! We need to stand as one, you got the fullsupport by our army commendand malachenko out!

"Fritzl" as in Joseph Fritzl?

"Fritzl" as in Joseph Fritzl?

I am sorry if i was unclear with my intentions. I was of course talking about "Fritzl" as in Yassir Arafat...

Jesus, has 4ch resulted to trolling NS already?

We had this problem before. They have a strange dislike for cats named Fluffy. Thats why all cats in Marktoria are named Fluffy! Dont judge me.

No, this is not a joke, neither is it meant for roleplaying, since this is complete, undisputeable reality. To answer your last question, i am pretty damn high on cheese.

Weed is better.

[Ah, yes, the classic pre-adolescent male who thinks CHEESE MONKEY SPACE HURR is the height of wit. Either that or a troll.]

[Ah, yes, the classic pre-adolescent male who thinks CHEESE MONKEY SPACE HURR is the height of wit. Either that or a troll.]

Excuse me sir, but i am trying to get rid of a problem which, sooner or later, will force us all to the brink of extinction. So i am asking you humbly now, would all of you just please stop trying to make the problem even worse by starting internal conflicts, and join me in the war against the Mango?

PS. Belgium has just capitualted after suffering enormous losses against the vast army of this Jupiterian monster!

Time is of the essence...

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Seems like Narwh is the only nation prepared to take its responsibility and support this cause. I shiver in fear of what the would look like if all nations would lower themselves to a level where they give in to such an enemy as the Mango, just because of fear.

Cheesebadger and Narwh shall stand victorious in this battle of epic proportions...

OOC: Nobody is taking you seriously.

Hundreds of Partyvans merged into a massive, towering Mecha, which head was in Space from its massive size. The patterns of the black vans formed a massive, chiseled word in the crotch of the Mecha, so gigantic the entire world could see it. "IGNORE" was written, each letter as big as a skyscraper, and thus with its hand which was as big as an island, the gigantic Mecha grabbed millions of Mangoes by their collars and placed them next to his face, where from one of its eyes, he appeared, a man in black who belonged to something people were forbidden to speak about.


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"Why don't you have a seat?"

The hand let all of them fall through the hundred of kilometers altitude, in a massive free fall while energy began to be aspired by the crotch of the Mecha, which was bigger than every claimed biggest building of the world. Then, like if billions of Nigras sang in a chorus, the nearly deafening noise was heard:

"Shoop da Woop! Imma Chargin Mah Lazer"

A shockwave a hundred times greater than that provoked by the Tsar Bomba emerged as a gigantic laser beam, and a massive sound came at the exact moment the Mangoes were right in between, as they dissolved in the full LULZ. While the remained had no chance meanwhile, as simultaneously, while provoking a tornado, a gigantic golden B# hammer crushed their remains

BLAAARGH

The Mangoes GTFO, and thus the cancer that was killing the world was at last cured. There was much rejoicing and LULZ.

THE END

OOC: Nobody is taking you seriously.

Please sir, i know that your brain has been taken over by the Mango's, but i ask of you that you try to remain rational and reasonable. I have come to terms with the fact that a majority of the world's nations is not ready to do their fair share when it comes to this war. I can only speculate as to why, but I am rather certain that fear plays a big role here.

Once again, i will ask for any sort of assistance from any corner of the world, and kindly request that the rest of you will settle down, in order to avoid any further disaffectedness.

Tomorrow, The armed republic of Cheesebadger, aligned with the mighty communist force of Narwh, will set out on an epic mission to bring this pestilence down. I will keep an updated journal documenting the events of this war.

We shall be victorius!. All the enemies of our alliance shall know our might!!
All nations protecting the mango will be our enemy, and the enemy of humaity!.

JOIN UP for this cause, we shall stand as one and prevail!

Commendant Malachenko out!