NationStates Jolt Archive

The Seniors residing at Sunshine Nursing Home have recently broken out and are at large! Sunshine Nursing home is the largest nursing home in Marktoria, housing at least 1000 senior citizens. They have tooken up arms and are traveling in packs from Nursing home from Nursing home,freeing the Elders and killing the rest. They have overwhelmed the police force and have declared martial law in Elliot City. They have all agreed to meet at the local Steak Buffet. The Marktoria State has contacted the leader of this coup, Arnold Jenkins, and asked for what they want. The stubborn seniors took 5 hours deciding upon there demands. The Marktoria State contacted them again and asked for there demands. Jenkins was totaly oblivious. The Prime Minister knew that drastic action must be taken.

ooc: Just a little rp. Dont take this too seriously. Anthing goes, as long as this doesnt turn into a military situation.

Takaram has heard of the coup recently declared against your government, and suggests that you make it a capital offense to own tapioca pudding

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Takaram has heard of the coup recently declared against your government, and suggests that you make it a capital offense to own tapioca pudding

But there all at the Steak Buffet! If we ban Tapioka pudding, surely more Senior Citizens will join this coup! The large majority of them are WW2 vetrans. Satalite images have shown that they have somehow created WW2 style anti air craft guns! That cancels out airstrike. The Steak Buffet has become there headquarters, so to speak.
To keep the other Senior Citizens spread across Marktoria pacified, the military has sent troops to every nursing home across the land.

But there all at the Steak Buffet! If we ban Tapioka pudding, surely more Senior Citizens will join this coup! The large majority of them are WW2 vetrans. Satalite images have shown that they have somehow created WW2 style anti air craft guns! That cancels out airstrike. The Steak Buffet has become there headquarters, so to speak.
To keep the other Senior Citizens spread across Marktoria pacified, the military has sent troops to every nursing home across the land.

I recommend you take serious action against the rebel old farts (I say this to distance myself from them emotionally). Move in with armor and deal with this threat before it spreads all over the world

Off shore naval bombardment in order?

Off shore naval bombardment in order?

No, I recommend we resort to tactical nukes

No, I recommend we resort to tactical nukes

more like capret bombing with strategic nuclear weapons. y/y?

more like capret bombing with strategic nuclear weapons. y/y?

Agreed. I shall offer seven B-2s to do the deed.
ooc: I've always wanted to carpet bomb with nukes

more like capret bombing with strategic nuclear weapons. y/y?

[y.]

Neither are good. Elliot city is way to far inland. And these folks grew up in the cold war. They are NOT scared of nukes. I suggest that we do a sting operation. We will secrety sneak into to the buffet during theie mid day nap time, and steal their medication.

We never said we would scare them with nukes. We would just wipe them from existance

more like capret bombing with strategic nuclear weapons. y/y?

n. O SHI-

Reijvajik is concerned as to what you've been feeding your elderly citizens. Whatever it is - we recommend you switch to a bland, un-nutritious oatmeal, mixed with dirt and ground up into a fine brown paste.

I recommend you take serious action against the rebel old farts (I say this to distance myself from them emotionally). Move in with armor and deal with this threat before it spreads all over the world

Too late. A small sect have invaded Embassy Avenue in Marktropolis(the capitol), and have seized the Takaram Embassy. Jesus! These old geezers are relentless!

n. O SHI-

Reijvajik is concerned as to what you've been feeding your elderly citizens. Whatever it is - we recommend you switch to a bland, un-nutritious oatmeal, mixed with dirt and ground up into a fine brown paste.

occ: sigged

OOC: *has warm fuzzy feeling in stomach* :O
IC:

Meanwhile, a Reijian tourist took a barrel filled with cheese and rolled it down Embassy Avenue, hoping to crush several senior citizens.

ooc: These old people had better be packing RPGs, cause trust me when I say I pack my embassies full of very well trained and heavily armed guards. And when your own military can't even stop a bunch of old people inside your own capital city, you have serious issues

The Principality of Belkaland suggest using hyperactive rebelious kids the age of 10 to 12 to draw away the senior citizens. The elderly people will see these wipper snappers and will follow them so that they may get 3 week long speaches on how things were in their days. While this happens, place large bowls of Tapioka pudding in their rooms at the Rest Home. Then have the kids lead them to their rooms. Thus, case closed and make sure they stay in their rooms.

The people of Takaram demand that our embassy is released by those unhappy old people, and that serious action is taken against them

We never said we would scare them with nukes. We would just wipe them from existance

There are atleast 1 million citizens below the age of 65 that will be killed in the process! i cant allow that to happen!

not my citizens, and they will be old someday :p

The Principality of Belkaland suggest using hyperactive rebelious kids the age of 10 to 12 to draw away the senior citizens. The elderly people will see these wipper snappers and will follow them so that they may get 3 week long speaches on how things were in their days. While this happens, place large bowls of Tapioka pudding in their rooms at the Rest Home. Then have the kids lead them to their rooms. Thus, case closed and make sure they stay in their rooms.

ofcourse! it could possibly work! For everyone who wants to pitch in, plese send a load of 10-12 year olds with serious cases of ADHD! We also need many, many bowls of Tapioka. Hurry! Call the networks! Make all networks play reruns of I Love Lucy and Hogans Heros to keep the other Senior citizens across Marktoria occupied!

Takaram is well known for her hyperactive children who are usually kept in line by a hyper strict education program. However, we can cut them loose in your city for a while. However tapioca pudding is rare in Takaram due to lack of interest.

The people of Takaram demand that our embassy is released by those unhappy old people, and that serious action is taken against them

In order to draw the Senior Citizens out of the Embassy, the Marktropolis police department set up a machien that plays the sound of a phone ringing right outside the Embassy. If the plan works, the Seniors will mistake it for their grandsons that never call them. They will walk off Embassy grounds, and the police will arrest them on sight.

The Principality of Belkaland will send the top 50 worst cases of ADHD kids.

*A Combined Carrier Task Force leaves Belkaland surrounding a Ford-Class CVN carrying a Titanium steel commercial cargo box latched onto the flight deck heading for THE REPUBLIC OF THE MARKTORIA STATE*

OrBat:
1 Ford-Class CVN
-1 Titanium Steel Commericial Cargo Box
--50 ADHD kids
4 Boxer-Class CVL
-60 Hy-13
12 Ticoderoga-Class CGN
24 Zumwalt-Class DDG
4 Shadow Harbor LPH
-8 Zubr LCACs
-100 Hy-13
-10 F/AH-70 Navaho (http://i653.photobucket.com/albums/uu259/Hypersphere_Technologies_Ltd/Aircraft/Helicopter/FAH-70/AH-70.jpg)
-10 CH-71 Whale Sharks (http://i653.photobucket.com/albums/uu259/Hypersphere_Technologies_Ltd/Aircraft/Helicopter/UH-71/3View.jpg)

Two C-5 Galaxys packed full of sedated 12 year olds set off for The Marktoria State.

The Principality of Belkaland will send the top 50 worst cases of ADHD kids.

*A Combined Carrier Task Force leaves Belkaland surrounding a Ford-Class CVN carrying a Titanium steel commercial cargo box latched onto the flight deck heading for THE REPUBLIC OF THE MARKTORIA STATE*



Good. My nation will rig Sunnyplace retirement home to blow as soon as all the old geezers are accounted for. But the golf course will stay in tact.

Official announcement of the United States Department of State

These are among some of the most awesomely badass old people ever, posing (apparently) such a huge threat to the security of the world that a carrier battle group has been deployed to deal with them, and thermonuclear weapons have been seriously considered. We in the United States would offer asylum and Freemanship to any members of this coup, should they choose to lay down their arms. This is because we want out own nation and society to benefit from their badass nature.

Sincerely yours,
The Allaneans

The Marktoria State has reason to believe the current uprise in violence. Recently, a Nuclear Plant was build near Elliot City. It could be possible that the waste contaimenated there water supply. By the way, the Takaram Embassy is safe. The plan worked.

The Marktoria State is awaiting the arrival of the shiploads of ADHD 10-12 year olds. The situation has been steady. The Senior Citzens have are having there early dinner in Elliot City. We would like to thank the Reijvajik tourist who rolled the barrel full of cheese down Embassy Avenue. It stopped Uncle Henry right in his tracks.

OOC: Is there a port somewhere near the Elliot City?