NationStates Jolt Archive

Trivyin

Trivyin, which translates roughly into English as victory, is the national newspaper of the Socialist Republic of Sorsk. Trivyin provides great coverage of all events inside our glorious, free nation, from political stories to sport. Trivyin has been running since the year 1950, whenever the great Yuriy V. Lussdren freed Sorsk from the corruption of capitalism and founded the Socialist Republic, which continues to this day.

The system of communism was established in Sorsk in 1955, by Lussdren, who was Premier at the time. Communism has turned Sorsk from a poor, ravaged country into its current glory, but we still keep the name 'Socialist Republic' to remind us of our first days of freedom from capitalism.

The current editor of Trivyin is Mister Vladimir B. Menkel PhD, a 50-year-old ex-colonel in the Socialist Republic Armed Forces.

Trivyin

Senior NSLA and PSDF leaders executed publicly; Great President Ivanovic declares war on NSLA and PSDF.

Written by Olega Eliasovic.

In Sorsk today, senior leaders inside the breakaway scum of the National Socialist Liberation Army and the 'People's' Sorskian Democratic Front were executed publicly via hanging, the public defacing them with the throwing of fruits like lettuce and tomatoes at the disgusting terrorists.

Their bodies are being fed to crows on a hill above the city.

Soon after, the great President Ivanovic stated that a 'state of war' exists between the NSLA and PSDF and the grand communist establishment, and that military operations have already begun to wipe the scum of fascism and democracy off the face of Sorsk, and continue the great Socialist Republic.

Trivyin

Sorski Sabretooths truimph over Desliky Wolves; Sabretooths top of FBS Championships.

Written by Natasha Illyinov.

At the Sabretooth Arena in Sorsk today, the Sorski Sabretooths decimated relegution-threatened Desliky Wolves with a stunning performance resulting in a clear 9-3 victory for the Sabretooths putting them on top of the table, ahead of Kalaniky Lions by three points, for the first time this season.

With only two games remaining with the league ending on the 10th of March, the Sabretooths will be locking horns with the Lions for the FBS Championships. Outstanding performances fron goaltender Mikhail Sergeiovic and Gregori Vilinovic secured the victory for Sabretooths, with Wolves now needing two ten point wins and for Falinka Leopards and Valika Giants each losing each of their last matches with no goals scored in order for Wolves to avoid relegation into the lower leagues.

Fans of the Sabretooths poured onto the stadium in celebration of their team's achievment.