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EMERGENCY TRANSMISSION TO ALL INHABITANTS OF MILKY WAY GALAXY

This is Mew Mæow II, president of the Federation of Mewsland, in the Mewsland Galaxy. Our galaxy has shifted course through the universe and is now being drawn toward the Milky Way. Likewise, the Milky Way is being knocked out of place by Mewsland's massive gravity. The galaxies are much closer to each other than estimated. A collision is imminent. Do be warned that the Mewsland Galaxy has many times the number of stars in the Milky Way, and therefore, much stronger gravity, even though it is smaller. Collisions between stars are imminent. Please get clear of any star systems before the collision. The rate of speed at which the galaxies are moving towards each other suggests a collision within the next three weeks. Please, save everyone you can. Please evacuate all star systems as soon as possible.

(OOC: This is an "alternate timeline": In the true timeline, the Mewsland Galaxy is actually moving away, and is much farther.)

OOC: Sense....this makes none.

OOC: It wasn't supposed to make sense. Everyone is in a panic back at Mewsland, hence Mew's crazy message.

This is the Binarian empire. Please divert your galaxy's course or you will be fired upon. The Binarian people have never taken kindly to forgieners interfering in our affairs. Change course or die, its your decision.

Words have never failed me so thoroughly.

OOC: *raises hand* I'd like to point out galactic collisions take billions of years, but let this not trouble your heart. Rule of cool it is.

Transmission to Binarian Empire

First, how will you fire on a galaxy? And second, how can we divert Mewsland's course? Destroy the Milky Way? Yeah, right.

As I said in the transmission: Save everyone you can. It will take a miracle to save both our galaxies.

*opens mouth*

*thinks about it*

*closes mouth again*

OOC: *raises hand* I'd like to point out galactic collisions take billions of years, but let this not trouble your heart. Rule of cool it is.

OOC: It's been in progress for about two billion years, the Mews just haven't noticed it until now.

The Star Wars Galaxy has innocently been travellng down the Universal Highway 21 when it noticed a giant galaxy barreling down on the Milky Way and got the transmission. It snickered in reply for some odd reason.

Meanwhile, a banana peel strangely got in the way of the Mewsland galaxy...

Transmission to Binarian Empire

First, how will you fire on a galaxy? And second, how can we divert Mewsland's course? Destroy the Milky Way? Yeah, right.

As I said in the transmission: Save everyone you can. It will take a miracle to save both our galaxies.

As we said, that is not our problem. You have the next 10 billion years to figure it out before the Galaxies colide. I suggest you try something.

Transmission to Binaria

Ten billion years? We only have three weeks.

Meanwhile, Mewsland just burnt right through the banana peel, continuing on course.

Transmission to Binaria

Ten billion years? We only have three weeks.

Meanwhile, Mewsland just burnt right through the banana peel, continuing on course.

OOC:It takes billions of years for anything to move any real distance in space, being that it is so large it is impossible to fathom.

Transmission to Binaria

Ten billion years? We only have three weeks.

Meanwhile, Mewsland just burnt right through the banana peel, continuing on course.

"Drat! Better try something else!" The Star Wars Galaxy said, snapping galactic arm-sized fingers in disappointment.

OOC:It takes billions of years for anything to move any real distance in space, being that it is so large it is impossible to fathom.

OOC: Did you see that the galaxies were not only moving quickly, but were much closer than thought? Plus, they've been on collision course for over two billion years.

OOC: Did you see that the galaxies were not only moving quickly, but were much closer than thought? Plus, they've been on collision course for over two billion years.

OOC: Don't matter. Unless your galaxy is moving at like OVER NINE THOUSAND times the speed of light in real space, it will still take millions of years to collide in any meaningful way. And even then, the collision wil take millions and millions of years.

OOC:

OOC: Don't matter. Unless your galaxy is moving at like OVER NINE THOUSAND times the speed of light in real space, it will still take millions of years to collide in any meaningful way. And even then, the collision wil take millions and millions of years.

Darnit who gave Mewsland the Supercharger? I mean really? Everyone here knows that cats cannot be trusted with Nitrous Oxide and supercharged engines....

OOC: We invented the thing.

OOC: CURSES! Foiled again!

OOC: Don't you just hate being ninja'd?

The almighty God looked up into his own creation for a chang, instead of only being in every women's locker room in existance. When he realized that the Mewsland Galaxy was on a collinsion course with the galaxy he picked for his creations, not the various mistakes he made after he got high sniffing paint.

"Oh snap, what the hell are those idiots doing? I thought I made it so physics would stop things from happening this fast."

And so, the almighty bitchslapped the Mewsland Galaxy off into some far corner of the universe, with the rest of the mistake galaxies.

And then the Mewsland Galaxy hits the other mistake galaxies and gets flung right back where it was.

And then the Mewsland Galaxy hits the other mistake galaxies and gets flung right back where it was.

That's not what god said. Go back to your corner.

My "corner" should be six million light years away from you guys, but apparently, it's right here, because, for some reason, the mistake galaxies don't want me there, and my Supercharger operators don't want to stay 6mil away.

My "corner" should be six million light years away from you guys, but apparently, it's right here, because, for some reason, the mistake galaxies don't want me there, and my Supercharger operators don't want to stay 6mil away.

I'm sorry but God's divine will> your supercharger dude.

Well then have him move us back to a distance of PRECISELY 6 million light years, then blow up the superchargers.

My "corner" should be six million light years away from you guys, but apparently, it's right here, because, for some reason, the mistake galaxies don't want me there, and my Supercharger operators don't want to stay 6mil away.

The almighty demands you stop raping my divine and unbreakable laws of physics. Thou willst stopth before thee vanquishes thee intoth non-beingth

Then maybe you should do just as I said:

Well then have him move us back to a distance of PRECISELY 6 million light years, then blow up the superchargers.

Then maybe you should do just as I said:

Does thou thinkth that thou can command thy God? For thy sins, thou punishment is to read thou own threads when thou has a grasp on physics. Now go thou NooB, go and read in on a mountain. One that is very far away and without Internet access or cell phone signal.

If you are our God, then how do you not know that Mewsland has no mountains?

OOC: okay. OOCly I know what's going on here. ICly Mew is confused as to why the Almighty even set the Galaxy on a collision course in the first place.

If you are our God, then how do you not know that Mewsland has no mountains?

OOC: okay. OOCly I know what's going on here. ICly Mew is confused as to why the Almighty even set the Galaxy on a collision course in the first place.

Just stop. Haven't you raped physics enough?

This thread is going nowhere. But seriously, don't make me summon the God Destroyer to end this mess. Things will be lost if that happens.

Edit: But seriously Mewsland, I doubt anyone in II is going to be able to swallow galaxies doing what is literally impossible, superchargers or not.

This thread is going nowhere. But seriously, don't make me summon the God Destroyer to end this mess. Things will be lost if that happens.

Why would I create something with the power to destroy me...

Must have been that new Walgreen's Firetruck red mix I tried last week.

lol

Mods, knock the Mewsland Galaxy back to six mil away, and then kill this thread, please.