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Today, Al-Quidah launched a huge space shuttle called "WMDTDMT" It will be flying to other planets and will collect information. The shuttle has just exited the earths's atmoshere. The 1st stop will take about 40 NS years ( 4 days RT)


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"Exellent are the soliders and bombs on board?" asked the commander

"Yes sir, the shuttle is on its way to Mews Tower, to raid the country and at the end fly the shuttle into the Mew Tower "

"Very good, did you incase the bombs with steel?"


"Yes sir, there incased, if by chance the shuttle gets shot-down the bombs will fall to the ground, it will be manually dethonated, and becuase of the metal casing it cant be destroyed"

lolwut?! No Epic lulz have been had as this fails so damn hard! Mewsland is like 6 MILLION lightyears away!

You are really crusading just to get a shot at the towers aren't you?

lolwut?! No Epic lulz have been had as this fails so damn hard! Mewsland is like 6 MILLION lightyears away!

Really that far? Hold on it will be like 40 NS Years, I will do a time lapse scenario, im not waiting 40 days.

You are really crusading just to get a shot at the towers aren't you?

I wont give uo till i get it destoryed

Oh, and by the way, steel bombs CAN be destroyed, since the casing of a non-bunkerbuster bomb is rather thin. It would not survive re-entry if the shuttle is shot down in orbit.

Good luck trying to as it will FAIL! And dude, it would take more like a 6 million years(RL, but for NS: 6million days) going at the speed of light to get to Mewsland and I highly doubt that shuttle can even make a quarter of the Speed of light.

Oh, and by the way, steel bombs CAN be destroyed, since the casing of a non-bunkerbuster bomb is rather thin. It would not survive re-entry if the shuttle is shot down in orbit.

I said in the scenario it was in the ozone layer it would surivive, the casing is similar to the casing used on shuttles to resist the heat from re-entering the atmosphere, so it wouldent break.

Good luck trying to as it will FAIL! And dude, it would take more like a 6 million years(RL, but for NS: 6million days) going at the speed of light to get to Mewsland and I highly doubt that shuttle can even make a quarter of the Speed of light.

Im making a time lapse scenaraio, were not waiting 6 million days.

I said in the scenario it was in the ozone layer it would surivive, the casing is similar to the casing used on shuttles to resist the heat from re-entering the atmosphere, so it wouldent break.

*headdesks* Dude, just stop. Seriously, just stop. You're going to make me get brain damage from the fail you spew out! Mods, /thread please.

Im making a time lapse scenaraio, were not waiting 6 million days.

More like 6 trillion days or longer, and the crew would be dead!

More like 6 trillion days or longer, and the crew would be dead!

Oh we combat that situation of death, there women and men, so them women and men have...that thing, and have more baby's the raise the baby's and teach them how to mange the ship, and so on, so on, ext. If a nation can colonize a planet I can fly there

I said in the scenario it was in the ozone layer it would surivive, the casing is similar to the casing used on shuttles to resist the heat from re-entering the atmosphere, so it wouldent break.
Given that this isn't a controlled re-entry but simply dropping from orbit without guidance nor parachutes, even a carbon-carbon casing will melt away. Oh, and the error margin for free fall bombs from that altitude would be in the range of hundreds of kilometers, so you'll likely miss the towers.

And by the way, it's spelled 'sex'.

Oh we combat that situation of death, there women and men, so them women and men have...that thing, and have more baby's the raise the baby's and teach them how to mange the ship, and so on, so on, ext. If a nation can colonize a planet I can fly there

Fuck it! You're getting ignored like the worthless idiot you are! And you'll never be taken off!

Given that this isn't a controlled re-entry but simply dropping from orbit without guidance nor parachutes, even a carbon-carbon casing will melt away. Oh, and the error margin for free fall bombs from that altitude would be in the range of hundreds of kilometers, so you'll likely miss the towers.

It doesnet have to hit the towers, jsut preferably so. It can hit other areas.

Fuck it! You're getting ignored like the worthless idiot you are!

Carefull, you dont have to be rude, because i shoot down your "arguments'

So, flying for several hundred million years on a suicide mission onboard a generational shuttle just to drop a few bombs that will likely miss. Prodigious.

I would like to ask how does this shuttle keep the food reserves, energy and water/air purification systems for such a long trip.

So, flying for several hundred million years on a suicide mission onboard a generational shuttle just to drop a few bombs that will likely miss. Prodigious.

I would like to ask how does this shuttle keep the food reserves, energy and water/air purification systems for such a long trip.

We have on board mechanics, energy is solar, as for food there are several hundred tonnes of food and water on board, should this run out, we store the dead bodes in fridges and when it comes time we eat the bodies.

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Will someone give this guy an FTL ride so he can get shot down and we can hear the last of this?

Solar power doesn't work in interstellar space, and is not enough to provide energy for so long. You'd need trillions of tons of food to keep it going, and the bodies are just going to add a few months to the food reserve.

Not to mention it's disgusting.

Mew can just blow it up with one their ships form their space fleet

Solar power doesn't work in interstellar space, and is not enough to provide energy for so long. You'd need trillions of tons of food to keep it going, and the bodies are just going to add a few months to the food reserve.

Not to mention it's disgusting.

If tlar power doesent work we will ride on random orbit, we will have large flaps wich will help stear the plane, sort of like an asterioid , accept we can steer our ship.

If we really need to we can kill the babies we dont need and eat them

If tlar power doesent work we will ride on random orbit, we will have large flaps wich will help stear the plane, sort of like an asterioid , accept we can steer our ship.

If we really need to we can kill the babies we dont need and eat them

Erm... flaps don't work in outer space. There's no air. And you still haven't explained what the energy source of that thing is.

And you don't need to eat? So what are you? machines?

Erm... flaps don't work in outer space. There's no air. And you still haven't explained what the energy source of that thing is.

And you don't need to eat? So what are you? machines?

The energy source of the flaps is manualy handled by workers. I said it could help the shuttle stear.

No, Im saying that if worst comes to worst (cause we have to eat) we will kill the extra babies

Wow, I can't tell if this is a troll or not...


Space does not work that way, good night

Flaps can't make a shuttle steer, ignorant. It only works on fluids, not in vacuum.

Flaps can't make a shuttle steer, ignorant. It only works on fluids, not in vacuum.

Wrong assumption.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/73/Xenu_space_plane.jpg

I am completely ashamed by my ignorance =P

To: Third Spanish State

WELL PLAYED GOOD SIR. WELL PLAYED.

To: Al-Quidah

You know I don't see why your country can't get a job in the demolition department and get paid for flying explosive shit into buildings.

To: Third Spanish State

WELL PLAYED GOOD SIR. WELL PLAYED.

To: Al-Quidah

You know I don't see why your country can't get a job in the demolition department and get paid for flying explosive shit into buildings.

LMAO I agree, his country would be fuc*ing rich

lolwut?! No Epic lulz have been had as this fails so damn hard! Mewsland is like 6 MILLION lightyears away!

Very good. Well, the planet with the Mew Towers is exactly 6mil LY away, the edge of the Mewsland Galaxy is 5,966,500 LY away.

Tell me Al-Quidah, how fast does your shuttle go?

Dammit, I leave II for one day and all this happens.

"Oh, no, TGLT," they say. "AQ can only get better, TGLT!"

And what do I come back to?

No, to be honest, I literally was imagining a thread like this appearing, with almost exactly the same story. Like, except for the fact that the shuttle is filled with only a few people. Incest, much?

Wow, I can't tell if this is a troll or not...


Space does not work that way, good night

Don't think anyone could possibly be this fucking retarded except on purpose.

*gives AQ a ham sandwich*

I think the baby-eating scheme violates the Laws of Thermodynamics.